How do i pull Sarge?

7 Sep 2005

Come peeps over to me corner whant some advice here!.....come on hurry ..... right (Debs clears her throat cough cough!)................
Now its like this guys and girls!!.............. as a lot of you no............ that I have been trying to get in to sarge pants for some time now!. I do not mean I want to wear them ....just want to rip emm off and shag him senseless! :twisted: :twisted:
Butttttt.................. the bugger has them super glued to his arse so to speak
banghead

I have tried just about everything and I am running out of ideas here!. dunno

I mean I clean his bloody office at HQs every week!
Clean his tank so you can see ya face in it!
Dress him when he is on his duties.
And I do all this stark naked!!
What am I doing wrong? :dunno:
Any suggestions will be most welcome worship

A very frustrated Debs

7 Sep 2005

Just get promoted above the rank of Sargent :twisted: ...........then he has to follow orders :P

7 Sep 2005

I could help :thumbup: sarge lives 10 minutes away from me :happy:

7 Sep 2005

Debs, if you haven't laid him by now I think it's time to ask Judy about the sarge and his liking for sharing underwear....
Or ask Neil about him being the Sarges bitch...
Or the fact that homosexual people are allowed into the British forces.....
might give you some answers as to why he won't or can't shag you!
:giggle:
Mmm, 24hour ban here I come! ;)

7 Sep 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
I mean I clean his bloody office at HQs every week!
Clean his tank so you can see ya face in it!
Dress him when he is on his duties.
And I do all this stark naked!!
What am I doing wrong?
Any suggestions will be most welcome
A very frustrated Debs

Debs, have you thought of putting your clothes back on....... might help :dunno: wink

7 Sep 2005

Quote by HornyRed
I could help :thumbup: sarge lives 10 minutes away from me :happy:

I am on me way!

7 Sep 2005

Quote by johneboy
I mean I clean his bloody office at HQs every week!
Clean his tank so you can see ya face in it!
Dress him when he is on his duties.
And I do all this stark naked!!
What am I doing wrong?
Any suggestions will be most welcome
A very frustrated Debs

Debs, have you thought of putting your clothes back on....... might help :dunno: wink

:kissmyarse:

7 Sep 2005

Quote by johneboy
Debs, have you thought of putting your clothes back on....... might help

That is not an option loon

7 Sep 2005

Debs,
Try wearing a Man Utd shirt and a season ticket between the cheeks of your bum - he wont be able to resist you!
lol

7 Sep 2005

Lock him in a room and tell him it's either you or postie :scared:
why do you want to do that old coffin dodger for

7 Sep 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Debs,
Try wearing a Man Utd shirt and a season ticket between the cheeks of your bum - he wont be able to resist you!

Excellent idea :thumbup:
Me in a Man city shirt always sends dino :rascal: :rascal:

7 Sep 2005

tell him to stop playing hard to get, and make him have it girl.
he knows he wants it. :grin:
sierra x x

7 Sep 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Debs,
Try wearing a Man Utd shirt and a season ticket between the cheeks of your bum - he wont be able to resist you!

or maybe a turnstyle bolt

7 Sep 2005

Quote by HornyRed
Debs,
Try wearing a Man Utd shirt and a season ticket between the cheeks of your bum - he wont be able to resist you!

Excellent idea :thumbup:
Me in a Man city shirt always sends dino- running for the Penines! :rascal: :rascal:
:lol: :lol:

7 Sep 2005

Debs,
Have you tried to make him jealous ? I recommend sleeping with a perfect stranger wink

If that does not work, try it again just to make sure ....

7 Sep 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Come peeps over to me corner whant some advice here!.....come on hurry ..... right (Debs clears her throat cough cough!)................
Now its like this guys and girls!!.............. as a lot of you no............ that I have been trying to get in to sarge pants for some time now!. I do not mean I want to wear them ....just want to rip emm off and shag him senseless! :twisted: :twisted:
Butttttt.................. the bugger has them super glued to his arse so to speak

I have tried just about everything and I am running out of ideas here!.
I mean I clean his bloody office at HQs every week!
Clean his tank so you can see ya face in it!
Dress him when he is on his duties.
And I do all this stark naked!!
What am I doing wrong? :dunno:
Any suggestions will be most welcome
A very frustrated Debs

Debs do you think you could be playing too hard to get lol

:lol: :lol:

7 Sep 2005

Quote by Perfect Stranger
Debs,
Have you tried to make him jealous ? I recommend sleeping with a perfect stranger If that does not work, try it again just to make sure ....

tell him to stop playing hard to get, and make him have it girl.
he knows he wants it.
sierra x x

Do you no some thing that i dont!..come on whisper in me ear!
Happy cats wrote

Debs,
Try wearing a Man Utd shirt and a season ticket between the cheeks of your bum - he wont be able to resist you!

Now theres a idear............ i could even make the T shirt wet!......like this

But i havent got a Man Utd football shirt! sad

or any season tickets :(
.. Help has anyone got one out there!

7 Sep 2005

Maybe try the Man Utd football strip as body paint Debs?
Best of both worlds - the football angle and you naked!!! biggrin

And of course if you were looking for an artist ............. wink

Roger the Dragon. cool

7 Sep 2005

Debs, tell him to shag you senseless OR you will send me round to clean his office
he will be putty in your hands lol
lol

7 Sep 2005

Oooh, oooh! I know!
Stop bloody whittering on!
Surely the guy can't get a word in, let alone owt else?

7 Sep 2005

Quote by Vix
Oooh, oooh! I know!
Stop bloody whittering on!
Surely the guy can't get a word in, let alone owt else?

Vix.....come over here .right here i go ...you nice and close BOL-- LOCKS

7 Sep 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Debs,
Try wearing a Man Utd shirt and a season ticket between the cheeks of your bum - he wont be able to resist you!

Until he pulls the ticket out!! rolleyes

Then all he'll be interested in is whether the seat (that's the one on the ticket) is in a good place.

7 Sep 2005

The next time you are in the same room as him ask him to play a game of chance with you........give him a dice and then explain the rules.......
If he rolls 1,2 or 3
He has to shag ya daft till ya can't be shagged no more.
If he rolls 4 or 5
You have shag him daft till YOU can't be shagged no more.
When he nervously asks what happens if he rolls a 6.......
put a little wry smile on your face and tell him he gets to roll again

7 Sep 2005

Quote by Vix
Oooh, oooh! I know!
Stop bloody whittering on!
Surely the guy can't get a word in, let alone owt else?

Have a heart Vix, Debs is desperate to shag Sarge, don't think your post is really helpful to her, to achieve her goal
Wish Debs was as enthusiastic bout shaging yours truly

8 Sep 2005

Oh, I have to have a heart now, do I?
Can I get one on eBay? confused

8 Sep 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Lock him in a room and tell him it's either you or postie :scared:
why do you want to do that old coffin dodger for

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Quote by Debbiewebs
How do I pull Sarge?

That's easy Debs....... get a studded dogs collar and choker-chain on him and drag him round. wink

:lol: :lol: :lol:

8 Sep 2005

Well If you cant get the sarge you can take your frustration out on me I'll let you wink

8 Sep 2005

Quote by sexyfella
Well If you cant get the sarge you can take your frustration out on me I'll let you

Just don't poke him up the bum-hole Debbie! You'll regret it !

8 Sep 2005

Quote by postie
Well If you cant get the sarge you can take your frustration out on me I'll let you

Just don't poke him up the bum-hole Debbie! You'll regret it !
Im an anal virgin and proud! :wink:

8 Sep 2005

Quote by sexyfella
Well If you cant get the sarge you can take your frustration out on me I'll let you

only if she can use one of these though....