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How do I vet the naughties

Quote by dambuster
dunno
I prefer the old fashioned vetting method for naughties.
Nice pair of house bricks, infused with kinetic energy and placed upon a trajectory which will result in violent contact either side of the said naughties.
Just close your eyes and imagine it boys..... :twisted:
lhk

Doesn't that hurt?
Errrrrrrrrrr ? Yep !
rolleyes I'm gonna have to do myself, aren't I ??? :roll:
Only when you get your thumbs caught ! ! ! !
Boom Boom
Quote by dambuster
dunno
I prefer the old fashioned vetting method for naughties.
Nice pair of house bricks, infused with kinetic energy and placed upon a trajectory which will result in violent contact either side of the said naughties.
Just close your eyes and imagine it boys..... :twisted:
lhk

Doesn't that hurt? Only when you catch your thumbs.
lhk
Quote by KitKat
dunno
I prefer the old fashioned vetting method for naughties.
Nice pair of house bricks, infused with kinetic energy and placed upon a trajectory which will result in violent contact either side of the said naughties.
Just close your eyes and imagine it boys..... :twisted:
lhk

Doesn't that hurt? Only when you catch your thumbs.
lhk
BoomBoom
Hi I'm clair AKA (Saucyminx)
being such a novice I have no idea how to tell the difference between the virtuous##!?? from those full of Shite.
thought I'd ask for some tips.

Tip number 1
Don't sit down with an egg in your pocket.
Tip number 2
Meet me tomorrow for lunch somewhere in the East Mids, and I'll give you the lowdown on the pervy people that wander the halls and corridors of Swinging Heaven.
Oooh!! sounds like juicy gossip to me. tell me me more!!!
You never know It might lead to an influential job as the commentator on SH Big brother & who knows what else.
Quote by clair
Oooh!! sounds like juicy gossip to me. tell me me more!!!
You never know It might lead to an influential job as the commentator on SH Big brother & who knows what else.

Gossip ?????
Men don't gossip.
We just . . . . . . erm; chat. Amongst ourselves. And put the world to rights.
But gossip - oh no - not us.
Quote by dambuster

Oooh!! sounds like juicy gossip to me. tell me me more!!!
You never know It might lead to an influential job as the commentator on SH Big brother & who knows what else.

Gossip ?????
Men don't gossip.
Of course you don't. my apologies.
If it makes you feel better we'll have a nice chat about eeerm!! politics! So what's your views on the single currency & fox hunting ?.
(you're sure you don't want to just meet up gossip & get sh##faced??)

We just . . . . . . erm; chat. Amongst ourselves. And put the world to rights.
But gossip - oh no - not us.
Quote by clair
Of course you don't. my apologies.
If it makes you feel better we'll have a nice chat about eeerm!! politics! So what's your views on the single currency & fox hunting ?.
(you're sure you don't want to just meet up gossip & get sh##faced??)

Single currency ??? There's more than Goldfish?????
Fox hunting - Ooooooh controversial - leave it.
Gossip and shit-faced sounds good to me.
Glad to see you've got the hang of posting with quoutes btw wink
Thry this for for an example
Quote by dambuster

Of course you don't. my apologies.
If it makes you feel better we'll have a nice chat about eeerm!! politics! So what's your views on the single currency & fox hunting ?.
(you're sure you don't want to just meet up gossip & get sh##faced??)

Single currency ??? There's more than Goldfish?????
Fox hunting - Ooooooh controversial - leave it.
Gossip and shit-faced sounds good to me.
Thry this for for an example

Just as I thought you guys are gagging to gossip more than the girls

Dambuster you'd sing like a canarie under pressure
Quote by HLCS
Dambuster you'd sing like a canarie under pressure

By far the best thing to do under pressure is to . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
explode ! ! ! ! !