How dodgy are you?

14 Nov 2005

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 75.5 Potential fine: Â£0
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14 Nov 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
I think this has been done before, but just for the record I got 26.5 years, Â£2,000 fine and a possible death penalty. :shock:

Twice before that I remember!! rolleyes

:roll:

:lol: :lol:
Ah shup Sarge :boxing: , some of us don't read more than the first few threads so may have missed it :crazy:
and besides i don't know about you lot but the 'serch button' isnt my favourite thing.... that would be Calistas 'button' :twisted:

14 Nov 2005

22.5 years and a two grand fine. S'OK, they've gotta catch me first lol

14 Nov 2005

Quote by bluexxx
22.5 years and a two grand fine. S'OK, they've gotta catch me first

:shock: :huh: :bs: bolt

14 Nov 2005

52 yrs inside Â£9500 fine & possible death penalty :shock:
it wasnt me gov cool

as he grabs his pasport & makes 4 the airport bolt

14 Nov 2005

potential 7.5 fine...Â£2000
most hav been the lipstick i stool when i was 11yrs old but i did put it back and nearly got court doing so by a dragon!
i think i need to get a little more naughty!
wink

14 Nov 2005

17 1/2 years in prison and no fine - think I did pretty well there actually.
I really am an angel biggrin

I would never do anything terrible like stick a postage stamp on upside down wink

14 Nov 2005

Quote by Fallen Angel
17 1/2 years in prison and no fine - think I did pretty well there actually.
I really am an angel
I would never do anything terrible like stick a postage stamp on upside down

You'd better not! Or else I'd have to come 'round and lick the back of yer head!
:lol2:

14 Nov 2005

Quote by postie
17 1/2 years in prison and no fine - think I did pretty well there actually.
I really am an angel
I would never do anything terrible like stick a postage stamp on upside down

You'd better not! Or else I'd have to come 'round and lick the back of yer head!
:lol2:
Well, whatever turns you on Postie xxx :inlove:

14 Nov 2005

only 14.5 years in prison and no fine does that mean i am a good boy lol.

14 Nov 2005

82.5 years in prison but no fines.
Postie i think i may need that halo back after all. lol

15 Nov 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
Crooked...
...Years in prison: 46.5 Potential fine: Â£2000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

this is another of those rubbish t'internet testy things!
i'm disappointed! figured i'd qualify as a future lifer at the very least! i ticked loads i did. wondering exactly what the rest of you have done to deserve 80 odd feckin' years? dunno

*takes notes, and considers grassing everyone up to the old bill*
neil x x x ;)
Is that all you got???m :shock:
Even I was classed as a "Scoundrel" and got:

Years in prison: 27.5 Potential fine: Â£4500

Wanking illegal.... bloody hell, I'd be stuck in that country. :scared:
kiss

Gem. x

15 Nov 2005

14 years and Â£7500 in fines - where do you hand yourself in at?

15 Nov 2005

61.5 Years, Â£2500 Fine.
Not bad by some peoples standards.
How many of you would have been decapitated in Indonesia for masturbating??!!

15 Nov 2005

58 years possible death penalty (Â£7500 fine) :shock:

15 Nov 2005

41 years, Â£7000 fine and the possibility of the death penalty......... :shock:
......... right that's it, I'm off to Brazil
bolt

15 Nov 2005

9 years and seven grand! blimey I think I got off light there cool

15 Nov 2005

15.5 years in prison but nothing in fines " what's that all about "??? Good on the one hand but going to prison on the other ! rolleyes

that's me to a T verrrry unpridick table lol

:love: xxx

15 Nov 2005

97.5 years in prison and Â£7000 fine.
All I did was look at a naked dummy!

16 Nov 2005

oops... 57 years and Â£9500 fine. lol