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What better way to relieve boredom!Quote by Calista
At this precise moment I am very horny ... thanks to an unnamed female who I;ve just spent the last hour???? with on msn .... I was horny before but now I'm tingling with frustration LOLOLOLOL
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Dammit! Now I'm horny too! :shock:
Sex God
I am soooooo horny right now and have been ever since the Notts munch!
why is when people show you their pictures and talk about sex, I get all excited? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
little gem. x ~~~in need of a good shagging
why is when people show you their pictures and talk about sex, I get all excited? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
little gem. x ~~~in need of a good shagging
I'm too horny and need sex all the time.
As I'm a single male it's quite frustrating, as I'm sure you can imagine.
Won't somebody help me?! Somebody?! ANYBODY?!
If it wasn't for the fact that I'm at work I'd probably give myself a seeing too right now.
this has been a self deprecating humour production
Edit: Being male I do, of course, think about sex constantly.
As I'm a single male it's quite frustrating, as I'm sure you can imagine.
Won't somebody help me?! Somebody?! ANYBODY?!
If it wasn't for the fact that I'm at work I'd probably give myself a seeing too right now.
this has been a self deprecating humour production
Edit: Being male I do, of course, think about sex constantly.
Quote by little gem
I am soooooo horny right now and have been ever since the Notts munch!
why is when people show you their pictures and talk about sex, I get all excited? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
little gem. x ~~~in need of a good shagging
I so know how you feel Gem ..............
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Why is Morbius always out of the house when I need a good session????????
Sex God
Quote by Calista
I am soooooo horny right now and have been ever since the Notts munch!
why is when people show you their pictures and talk about sex, I get all excited? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
little gem. x ~~~in need of a good shagging
I so know how you feel Gem ..............
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Why is Morbius always out of the house when I need a good session????????
OOOoooo, Calista!
Come here and let me talk to you about that session we are both in need of! ;)
*whispers some naughty ideas in calista's ear
Sex God
Quote by little gem
I am soooooo horny right now and have been ever since the Notts munch!
Ditto. Vix & I have been a couple of bloody hermits ever since Notts...
...if this dry spell doesn't break soon, we're gonna be totally insatiable by the time Steve's B'day Party rolls around. :shock: ~Reese!
Quote by little gem
OOOoooo, Calista!
Come here and let me talk to you about that session we are both in need of! ;)
*whispers some naughty ideas in calista's ear
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
grabs keys and heads off to Litte Gem
should I bring the toybox we were talking about earlier??????
;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Sex God
Quote by Calista
OOOoooo, Calista!
Come here and let me talk to you about that session we are both in need of! ;)
*whispers some naughty ideas in calista's ear
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
grabs keys and heads off to Litte Gem
should I bring the toybox we were talking about earlier??????
;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Ohhhhh yes please!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by little gem
should I bring the toybox we were talking about earlier??????
;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Ohhhhh yes please!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
LOLOLOLOLOL didn't think you'd say no .... pity really we had it all with us at nottingham and never got to use it
:(You have to promise to share your's though ;) And I do mean share :shock:
Sex God
Quote by Calista
LOLOLOLOLOL didn't think you'd say no .... pity really we had it all with us at nottingham and never got to use it
You have to promise to share your's though ;) And I do mean share :shock:
:doh:
you had it all at Notts? :doh: ffs, where is that man...... i'm going to skin him alive for keeping me locked in the room all night!
I'll share with you, seen as you ask soooo nicely! :twisted:
Quote by little gem
LOLOLOLOLOL didn't think you'd say no .... pity really we had it all with us at nottingham and never got to use it
You have to promise to share your's though ;) And I do mean share :shock:
:doh:
you had it all at Notts? :doh: ffs, where is that man...... i'm going to skin him alive for keeping me locked in the room all night!
I'll share with you, seen as you ask soooo nicely! :twisted:
Ooooooh ... making me beg would have worked far more effectively ;) ;)
Quote by zootle
Ooooooh ... making me beg would have worked far more effectively ;) ;)
Stop it!
You're making me more horny! and I've got nothing but my right hand for company!
:shock:
LMAOOOO and???????
Same here actually but at least the kids are asleep now and hubby is due home in two hours ......
Can I last that long without delving into the toybox???????????????
Quote by Calista
LMAOOOO and???????
Fair point. Now, should I just use my imagination, fantasies about some of the hot fems behind the cute avatars here, or just download some more porn from the net?!
:shock:
Quote by Calista
Can I last that long without delving into the toybox???????????????
Nnnnnnnnrrrrryyyyyaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhhh!
Quote by zootle
LMAOOOO and???????
Fair point. Now, should I just use my imagination, fantasies about some of the hot fems behind the cute avatars here, or just download some more porn from the net?!
:shock:
Quote by Calista
Can I last that long without delving into the toybox???????????????
Nnnnnnnnrrrrryyyyyaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhhh!
Hey I have a ballgag if that will help ya?????/
sounds interesting you two, are any of these toys in need of a safety check prior to use because i would be more than willing to pop on round and make sure you two dont put yourself in any danger :twisted: 
Looks like morbius is going to get flattened before he managed to get both feet through the front door :shock:
Looks like morbius is going to get flattened before he managed to get both feet through the front door :shock:
Sex God
Quote by Calista
Hey I have a ballgag if that will help ya?????/
Wouldn't make any difference with me. My bollox don't have much to say, as a rule.
~Reese!
Quote by se7endriver
sounds interesting you two, are any of these toys in need of a safety check prior to use because i would be more than willing to pop on round and make sure you two dont put yourself in any danger :twisted:
Looks like morbius is going to get flattened before he managed to get both feet through the front door :shock:
se7endriver .. it would be a pleasure to have a man of your great standing offer your assistance ..... bring the delightful lady with you as well as I feel she could offer an interesting view :twisted:
Morbius is gonna have such a shock later ... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
