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just been musing over this one, partly due to having penned something on a similar subject, and partly as a result of a club visit..
thing is..i like bonking..i like women..wet fannys, tits, soft skin, pouty lips, the smell, soft bums..all of it..a twinkle in the eye, feet (i might have a fetish)..you know, just things..trouble is, i like all the bits and bobs involved before you throw the ole tackle into the tunnel, and to be frank, it gets me right fucking near the edge..at the point i shove the snake into the bag, i'm fair near spent..mrs dirty will have reached boiling point too, which means her owd jack will be dripping like a tap, looking like a ripped out fireplace and offer less sensation than sticking your prick out of a window and fucking the world..but i'm still gone, and it's fifty fifty as to wether i pip her to the post redface ..i mean, i can't control it..
now, at a club, a few weeks ago..we took a peek in the couples room..one fella undressed his wife, lobbed and impaled her in one seamless move :shock: ..about forty minutes later, the fucker was still at it :shock: granted, it was all slow, smoochy and gently undulating..whereas mine and mrs dirty's lovemaking could be mistaken for a fight lol
just throwing the question out before i default on the time and get greeted by the log-in box on submitting :cry: surprisedops: i guess its been discussed in one guise or another a few times..that being the case, tough :twisted: but what are you guys liking? long and slow, long and fast :shock: come like a train, but having done the legwork via the owd licking tackle and fingers....tell you what, the more i write, the more shite the question sounds..i'll leave you to make something of it if you wish :oops: meanwhile, i'll crawl back to the dogging board. :lol:
How did you manage to get your car in the club?? dunno :lol2:
Mal
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How did you manage to get your car in the club?? dunno :lol2:
Mal
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The same way I got my knob up your arse.... time, patience and a whole lot of lube :rascal:
you've not seen my car mal lol two tons of toyota four wheel drive..32 inch mud terrain bf goodrich tyres and a bull bar like a victorian cast iron bedstead :lol:
Quote by dirtydoggers
just been musing over this one, partly due to having penned something on a similar subject, and partly as a result of a club visit..
thing is..i like bonking..i like women..wet fannys, tits, soft skin, pouty lips, the smell, soft bums..all of it..a twinkle in the eye, feet (i might have a fetish)..you know, just things..trouble is, i like all the bits and bobs involved before you throw the ole tackle into the tunnel, and to be frank, it gets me right fucking near the edge..at the point i shove the snake into the bag, i'm fair near spent..mrs dirty will have reached boiling point too, which means her owd jack will be dripping like a tap, looking like a ripped out fireplace and offer less sensation than sticking your prick out of a window and fucking the world..but i'm still gone, and it's fifty fifty as to wether i pip her to the post redface ..i mean, i can't control it..
now, at a club, a few weeks ago..we took a peek in the couples room..one fella undressed his wife, lobbed and impaled her in one seamless move :shock: ..about forty minutes later, the fucker was still at it :shock: granted, it was all slow, smoochy and gently undulating..whereas mine and mrs dirty's lovemaking could be mistaken for a fight lol
just throwing the question out before i default on the time and get greeted by the log-in box on submitting :cry: surprisedops: i guess its been discussed in one guise or another a few times..that being the case, tough :twisted: but what are you guys liking? long and slow, long and fast :shock: come like a train, but having done the legwork via the owd licking tackle and fingers....tell you what, the more i write, the more shite the question sounds..i'll leave you to make something of it if you wish :oops: meanwhile, i'll crawl back to the dogging board. :lol:

I think you should write some stories for the story section~~~~~ and keep coming into the cafe~~~~~~~~~ as some of us rarely visit the dogging section :oops:
Maybe we should have a cafe day out to the dogging section!! :giggle;
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you've not seen my car mal lol two tons of toyota four wheel drive..32 inch mud terrain bf goodrich tyres and a bull bar like a victorian cast iron bedstead :lol:

Your car, DD, sounds as subtle as one of Bloke's chat up lines!! rotflmao
Mal
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just been musing over this one, partly due to having penned something on a similar subject, and partly as a result of a club visit..
thing is..i like bonking..i like women..wet fannys, tits, soft skin, pouty lips, the smell, soft bums..all of it..a twinkle in the eye, feet (i might have a fetish)..you know, just things..trouble is, i like all the bits and bobs involved before you throw the ole tackle into the tunnel, and to be frank, it gets me right fucking near the edge..at the point i shove the snake into the bag, i'm fair near spent..mrs dirty will have reached boiling point too, which means her owd jack will be dripping like a tap, looking like a ripped out fireplace and offer less sensation than sticking your prick out of a window and fucking the world..but i'm still gone, and it's fifty fifty as to wether i pip her to the post redface ..i mean, i can't control it..
now, at a club, a few weeks ago..we took a peek in the couples room..one fella undressed his wife, lobbed and impaled her in one seamless move :shock: ..about forty minutes later, the fucker was still at it :shock: granted, it was all slow, smoochy and gently undulating..whereas mine and mrs dirty's lovemaking could be mistaken for a fight lol
just throwing the question out before i default on the time and get greeted by the log-in box on submitting :cry: surprisedops: i guess its been discussed in one guise or another a few times..that being the case, tough :twisted: but what are you guys liking? long and slow, long and fast :shock: come like a train, but having done the legwork via the owd licking tackle and fingers....tell you what, the more i write, the more shite the question sounds..i'll leave you to make something of it if you wish :oops: meanwhile, i'll crawl back to the dogging board. :lol:

rotflmao
Ah DD wonderfully descriptive as ever. I wish I could give you an answer, but unfortunately we are the same, although our lovemaking is less like a fight and more akin to two Octopus falling from a tree, with the same flailing and a similar splat sound and not taking much longer, although I'd like to think of it as being a tall tree.
I've tried the old long and slow, but that just doesn't seem to fit the brief for us with a quicker pace being the preffered method. We have managed to last long enough for me to make a resonable attempt at imitating a set of broken bagpipes with the wheezing and coughing but mostly its similar to the way you've described, so likewise the answer to longevity will be read with interest.
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thing is..i like bonking..i like women..wet fannys, tits, soft skin, pouty lips, the smell, soft bums..all of it..a twinkle in the eye, feet (i might have a fetish)..you know, just things..trouble is, i like all the bits and bobs involved before you throw the ole tackle into the tunnel, and to be frank, it gets me right fucking near the edge..at the point i shove the snake into the bag, i'm fair near spent..mrs dirty will have reached boiling point too, which means her owd jack will be dripping like a tap, looking like a ripped out fireplace and offer less sensation than sticking your prick out of a window and fucking the world..but i'm still gone, and it's fifty fifty as to wether i pip her to the post redface ..i mean, i can't control it..

:shock:Before attempting this at home, please remember to OPEN THE FECKING WINDOW! lol
A pity the old thread hijackers dont allow for some good old sex discussion but hey!
Know exactly the problem...but is it a problem ...and for who???
Mrs Tall takes it as a real compliment if I only last a few minutes..whereas I would love to pump like a piston for ages.....she says that when I do, she gets a tadge sore after a while. We both enjoy long and smoochy. Which is great when we are feeling long and smoochy. Trouble is..if you get to bed feeling really horny..you both might not want long and smoochy. Fortunately I am quite lucky in that recovery time is very quick. Indeed sometimes I dont need any time and just carry on almost immediately. alternatively I turn my hand ..mouth or whatever to her..until I we are both ready again.
Then there is the other extreme..after i have cum two or three times...and get going again..that I pump away like mad and dont get anywhere near cumming. In fact sometimes, when she has cum, I fake it redface
As long as it's long enough for me to come a couple of times either beforehand or duing I couldn't give a rats tail how long penetrative sex takes.
I do think that a lot of men see it as a flaw and get self concious about it. I had this conversation with someone a while ago on a night out and they saw it as premature ejaculation.
To me I can't see the differance between a woman being so turned on she comes straight away and a man doing it. Most men I have spoken to have better recovery rates when they come quick than men that take 'hours'
Doesn't bother me at all, I'd take it as a compliment if a man was so turned on he came quickly.
About 3 minutes the last time me and Knight got together but that was after a 5 week drought :shock:
I take is as a compliment too if they come quickly but then I like a lot of foreplay so when the time arrives, we're both so worked up it couldn't last long :giggle:
I do like long and slow but withdrawing every now and then to move onto something else before the tension really builds. That could go on for a looooooooooooong time, hopefully wink
I don't like the 3 hour piston routine. Humping away for all he's worth for hours on end just makes me sore. redface
It's the slow, sensual seduction that works for me, the one that fucks my mind first and the rest of me follows :twisted:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
It's the slow, sensual seduction that works for me, the one that fucks my mind first and the rest of me follows :twisted:

Ohhhhhhhhh yes, the best. :twisted:
Quote by kazswallows
As long as it's long enough for me to come a couple of times either beforehand or duing I couldn't give a rats tail how long penetrative sex takes.

I totally agree. To be honest, I get sore and bored if a guy is just pumping away for ages. To me, the foreplay is as important as the penetrative sex, and if the foreplay is done right then the rest is just icing on the cake. If that icing only lasts two or three minutes, no biggie! biggrin
Also, if I am entertaining several guys, none of them want to be standing around twiddling their thumbs for ages while Marathon Man pumps away. :D
Quote by Freckledbird

It's the slow, sensual seduction that works for me, the one that fucks my mind first and the rest of me follows :twisted:

Ohhhhhhhhh yes, the best. :twisted:
Mr Winch is a brilliant stayer in that respect.
My mind's been fucked for years :rolleyes:
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just been musing over this one, partly due to having penned something on a similar subject, and partly as a result of a club visit..
thing is..i like bonking..i like women..wet fannys, tits, soft skin, pouty lips, the smell, soft bums..all of it..a twinkle in the eye, feet (i might have a fetish)..you know, just things..trouble is, i like all the bits and bobs involved before you throw the ole tackle into the tunnel, and to be frank, it gets me right fucking near the edge..at the point i shove the snake into the bag, i'm fair near spent..mrs dirty will have reached boiling point too, which means her owd jack will be dripping like a tap, looking like a ripped out fireplace and offer less sensation than sticking your prick out of a window and fucking the world..but i'm still gone, and it's fifty fifty as to wether i pip her to the post redface ..i mean, i can't control it..
now, at a club, a few weeks ago..we took a peek in the couples room..one fella undressed his wife, lobbed and impaled her in one seamless move :shock: ..about forty minutes later, the fucker was still at it :shock: granted, it was all slow, smoochy and gently undulating..whereas mine and mrs dirty's lovemaking could be mistaken for a fight lol
just throwing the question out before i default on the time and get greeted by the log-in box on submitting :cry: surprisedops: i guess its been discussed in one guise or another a few times..that being the case, tough :twisted: but what are you guys liking? long and slow, long and fast :shock: come like a train, but having done the legwork via the owd licking tackle and fingers....tell you what, the more i write, the more shite the question sounds..i'll leave you to make something of it if you wish :oops: meanwhile, i'll crawl back to the dogging board. :lol:

fantastic post...best ive read in ages lol......so very true though!!
In response to the title question..
Just long enough............... ;-)
my record is 3 h and my ex asked me to finish smile but usually 1 h+foreplay is it is not my advbiggrin
I say plenty of foreplay until she reaches orgasm on my fingers while licking her,that is very satisfying to feel,then slow,smoochy and gentle shag,pressed in hard locked together to give maximum clitorial feeling of her muscles clamping and throbbing as she orgasms again, you cant beat it(well you can if your fingers up the tradesmans entrance feeling that clamping and throbbing too )
edit :forgot the question .how long does it last?
as long as it takes
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I would hatea woman to fake it...
If i aint doin it for her I would rather be told..
Quote by varca
I would hate a woman to fake it...
If i aint doin it for her I would rather be told..

Quite right too Steve, what is the point?!! Like I said, I'm far too selfish to fake it lol.
Thats not selfish,just honest, you shouldnt have to fake it, you deserve the pleasure of orgasm too if we got one,its only fair
Maybe its an age thing, innocent but I get my signals from the woman’s eyes
What, dunno
I do honest.
I love gazing into a woman’s eyes while having sex, and as soon as that connection is made I can usually tell where she is at in the arousal steaks and match my mood to hers.
Don’t get me wrong, I am not always that, sometimes I can be used and abused, other times I will release my own inner lust, but mostly I will gauge my love making to the person I’m with.
I love nothing better than a simultaneous climax so over the years have perfected the art of reading the signs and responding in kind. I used to think I was a bit strange, but having read an awful lot of stories I find I belong to that group of people who derive their sexual pleasure from the responses of the person I’m shagging. Ie the more demonstrably aroused she is, the more aroused I become.
So after all that the answer to the question, I have been known to cum within seconds, but have also had many a 4 to 5 hour session depending on the mood of the occasion.
I should go to bed now rolleyes
Quote by Pete_sw
I love gazing into a woman’s eyes while having sex, and as soon as that connection is made I can usually tell where she is at in the arousal steaks and match my mood to hers.

wave Helloooooo Pete :rascal: :twisted:
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....arousal steaks
? :shock:
:fuckinghell: So... & my Secret Recipe Chicken ain't enuff for ya anymore mad
Quote by Freckledbird

I love gazing into a woman’s eyes while having sex, and as soon as that connection is made I can usually tell where she is at in the arousal steaks and match my mood to hers.

wave Helloooooo Pete :rascal: :twisted:
My thoughts exactly :grin:
Well done Uncle - good to see you making a detour out of the dogging forum with a great post.
I just wish I had a twopenneth to add other than yes it is a bloody big car and needs a handle on the roof lol
Regards
Harry Jones
Well done Uncle - good to see you making a detour out of the dogging forum with a great post.
I just wish I had a twopenneth to add other than yes it is a bloody big car and needs a handle on the roof lol
Regards
Harry Jones
we use lots of foreplay so alot of the time the actual penatration doesnt last long a few minutes max usually i like it hard fast and quick legs and arms all over the place and wherever we fancy it but i see this as a compliment i have had sex before thet went on for hours ending in me being sore and thinking i wasnt turning him on, have to admit i have faked it a couple of times during foreplay just because i want a good hard fucking and dont want him to think he isnt turning me on
Quote by Steve_Mids
I would hate a woman to fake it...
If i aint doin it for her I would rather be told..

I don't ever fake, I never would. If the guy can't manage to 'get me there' and I'm not always easy, then I'll do it myself redface
As for how long things should last, every time is different. Sometimes a quickie is good, sometimes its nice to be 'playing' for ages.
Really doesn't worry me one way or the other as long as its fun :rascal: