I have an opinion

9 Mar 2007

It's Friday and time for a no-brainer. wink

Seems many people don't like to offer a strong opinion or view on a subject for fear of offending someone. confused

I know it's hard to believe for regular users but it is true. I have many opinions on many subjects more than enough to share and pass on.
I am prepared to offer an opinion on any subject you like.
Just post a subject and I will offer an opinion. :wink: biggrin

The opinions posted here do not always reflect though of the poster

9 Mar 2007

hi keeno could you tell me does fish smell more on a friday than a monday??? lol

9 Mar 2007

Ooooh I've got a strong onion, bout to put it in me cheese sarnie :twisted:
Bluddy lucky it is too - cos onions at this time of year are a bit pot luck as to what colour and how squishy they are inside confused

But this looks like a good strong onion :happy:
Missy Stinky - easy pleased :? :? :?

9 Mar 2007

Quote by ddante
hi keeno could you tell me does fish smell more on a friday than a monday???

Phewwww!!
I hate the smell of rancid fish. Without doubt Monday's fish smell worse than anything in the world. I can't bear people who smell of fish either :shock: The current problem this country faces with fish smells is directly related to the pen pushers in Brussels mad

9 Mar 2007

Quote by ddante
hi keeno could you tell me does fish smell more on a friday than a monday???

Sorry Keeno, diving in on your thread here - cos I know the answer :bounce: :smug:
Depends - certainly dogfish, if it comes across another fish, then it might want to do the smell each others bum thing :shock:
If it happens on a Friday and not on a Monday, then yeh, the fish is obviously gonna smell more. On the other hand, if the fish meets loads of other fish on a Monday, then it's gonna be smelling more on a Monday then dunno

So it all depends on how sociable the fish is feeling at the time, as to how much it smells I s'pose :dunno:

9 Mar 2007

Quote by Missy
Ooooh I've got a strong onion, bout to put it in me cheese sarnie :twisted:
Bluddy lucky it is too - cos onions at this time of year are a bit pot luck as to what colour and how squishy they are inside
But this looks like a good strong onion :happy:
Missy Stinky - easy pleased :? :? :?

Strong onions are the best vegatables in the world. biggrin

Cheese and onion sandwiches are the food of the gods except possibly for tuna and sweetcorn lol

9 Mar 2007

which is better, daddy or chips?
dunno

9 Mar 2007

Quote by mazandden
which is better, daddy or chips?

Without doubt chips. Can't imagine why you would find this a difficult issue the answer is so obvious wink

9 Mar 2007

Do wasps have a purpose?
And while we're on the subject, does anything eat them?

9 Mar 2007

Quote by mazandden
Do wasps have a purpose?
And while we're on the subject, does anything eat them?

Yes! Wasps keep kids from forming overwhelming crowds round ice cream vans confused

They also keep kids very well exercised during summer picnics lol

And yes again - my dad ate one when I was a kid, when it flew into his can of beer :?

9 Mar 2007

sausage roll's or cornish pasty?

9 Mar 2007

When you drop toast, why does it always land butter side down? lol

9 Mar 2007

Quote by Missy
Do wasps have a purpose?
And while we're on the subject, does anything eat them?

Yes! Wasps keep kids from forming overwhelming crowds round ice cream vans confused

They also keep kids very well exercised during summer picnics lol

And yes again - my dad ate one when I was a kid, when it flew into his can of beer :?
They keep den well exercised during picnics! he hates them!
I nearly swallowed one- drank from a can, then out one flew...... :shock: :shock:
My friend also stripped off during a school hiking trip due a wasp on her top, of course, we all got our cameras out to snap her, arms flailing about, half nekid, with a look of terror on her face!
Next week in school us kind friends posted some doctored pics up (we were VERY generous) around the school with a little limmerick attached, she was NOT aumused!!
Well, we were..................
:lol: :lol:

9 Mar 2007

Why does a cat have 9 lives?
Not 8 or 10 but 9 dunno

9 Mar 2007

Quote by Swindonnewbies
sausage roll's or cornish pasty?

I've always been a pasty man myself though that doesn't exclude sausage rolls from my diet. Generally sausage rolls are not so good for you as they are steeped in hydrogenated fat which will just clog your arteries wink

9 Mar 2007

Quote by jaymar
When you drop toast, why does it always land butter side down?

Why do people drop toast only once they've buttered it dunno

Logically, I would've thought the prime dropping time is the bit where you have to get it from the toaster/grill to the buttering station? When it's dead hot, burning your fingers, so you chuck it from one hand to the other, then at the buttering station, rather than when it's cooled down.
So I would say, try to drop it before you butter it in future, to prevent fluffy toast cool

9 Mar 2007

Quote by jaymar
When you drop toast, why does it always land butter side down?

There is a simple scienticfic explaination for this. The butter has a lower drag co-officient than bread. This means that one side of the bread falls through the air quicker than the other causing it to flip over and land butter side down.
You can quote me on that in your next assignment :shock:

9 Mar 2007

The gas men have been working in our street for almost 2 weeks and all along the main road behind ours.
Why are all the ugly ones outside our house and all the nice looking ones in the other road dunno

9 Mar 2007

Quote by Dawnie
The gas men have been working in our street for almost 2 weeks and all along the main road behind ours.
Why are all the ugly ones outside our house and all the nice looking ones in the other road

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I suggest a strong letter to your local gas board about this. Looks to me like there's some roadism going on there
Either that, or move house? :dunno:

9 Mar 2007

Quote by Dawnie
The gas men have been working in our street for almost 2 weeks and all along the main road behind ours.
Why are all the ugly ones outside our house and all the nice looking ones in the other road

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. It is only a very shallow person who would judge the effiency of a worker on their looks. It is wiser in the long run to judge the quality of their work. cool

Or move to another house lol

9 Mar 2007

Quote by keeno
The gas men have been working in our street for almost 2 weeks and all along the main road behind ours.
Why are all the ugly ones outside our house and all the nice looking ones in the other road

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. It is only a very shallow person who would judge the effiency of a worker on their looks. It is wiser in the long run to judge the quality of their work. cool

Or move to another house lol

Or go and ask all of them in for a cuppa wink

Louise xx

9 Mar 2007

Quote by Missy
When you drop toast, why does it always land butter side down?

Why do people drop toast only once they've buttered it dunno

Logically, I would've thought the prime dropping time is the bit where you have to get it from the toaster/grill to the buttering station? When it's dead hot, burning your fingers, so you chuck it from one hand to the other, then at the buttering station, rather than when it's cooled down.
So I would say, try to drop it before you butter it in future, to prevent fluffy toast
:laughabove: ok.. I'll bear that in mind :lol:

9 Mar 2007

Quote by Dawnie
Why does a cat have 9 lives?
Not 8 or 10 but 9

9 is a mystic number to cats. It is their belief that if they cannot live fully through their 9 lives they will be reincarnated as a lesser life form, like a tin opener.

9 Mar 2007

Quote by keeno
When you drop toast, why does it always land butter side down?

There is a simple scienticfic explaination for this. The butter has a lower drag co-officient than bread. This means that one side of the bread falls through the air quicker than the other causing it to flip over and land butter side down.
You can quote me on that in your next assignment :shock: :lol: gee thanks Keeno, (Keeno, 2007:SHPg.2) wink

9 Mar 2007

Quote by Missy
The gas men have been working in our street for almost 2 weeks and all along the main road behind ours.
Why are all the ugly ones outside our house and all the nice looking ones in the other road

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I suggest a strong letter to your local gas board about this. Looks to me like there's some roadism going on there
Either that, or move house? :dunno:
The cheek of it!!they should be reported for not getting their positive discrimination in line with the rest of the labour trade....
It should be and even mix of munters and hunks per job.
Down with minority groups!
I also need to speak to my carpet fitters about this - they have sent some very unsatisfactory models to my house so far- i'm considering asking for my money back, but maybe they save the best ones for the fitting job, not the measuring up job, after all, it's the fitters that get all sweaty....

9 Mar 2007

Quote by Missy
The gas men have been working in our street for almost 2 weeks and all along the main road behind ours.
Why are all the ugly ones outside our house and all the nice looking ones in the other road

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I suggest a strong letter to your local gas board about this. Looks to me like there's some roadism going on there
Either that, or move house? :dunno:
There are 2 sides to every story:

Dear Boss
Why do the other guys get to work outsite the gorgeous womens houses and I end up working outside some curtain twitching trollops house??
Norman

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: wink

9 Mar 2007

Quote by keeno
Why does a cat have 9 lives?
Not 8 or 10 but 9

9 is a mystic number to cats. It is their belief that if they cannot live fully through their 9 lives they will be reincarnated as a lesser life form, like a tin opener.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
OMG I thought my tin opener just squeeked a bit when using it - didn't realise it was meowing :shock: :shock: :shock:
No wonder it razors thing open like tins of tuna, but a tin of peas, I have to go round about 4 times before it finally opens :shock:
Keeno, you're sooo clever worship

9 Mar 2007

Quote by Sgt Bilko
The gas men have been working in our street for almost 2 weeks and all along the main road behind ours.
Why are all the ugly ones outside our house and all the nice looking ones in the other road

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I suggest a strong letter to your local gas board about this. Looks to me like there's some roadism going on there
Either that, or move house? :dunno:
There are 2 sides to every story:

Dear Boss
Why do the other guys get to work outsite the gorgeous womens houses and I end up working outside some curtain twitching trollops house??
Norman

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: wink

pmsl!!
:giggle: lol

:lol:

9 Mar 2007

Have you all been sniffing the Tippex again? :shock:
Why is it when you trip over the pavement and fall very ungainly onto your arse, it's always when the population of the Western Europe happens to be within giggling distance? confused

9 Mar 2007

Why are all (the nicest) wall calendars made of that shiny paper which pens will not write on! mad

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