Totally genuine - one 20 year old male who has never been able to complete oral sex no matter who it has been with. I would really like to as I love oral but it has never happened.
is this a problem?
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I have never cum from oral
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Sex God
what makes you think it's a problem, cos you haven't cum or cos nobody's falling over to answer your request lol
Sex God
Quote by Libra-Love
I've never either :confused:
Anyone wanna help? :grin:
Same here
Small world innit
Sex God
Quote by Lil_Bunny
I've never either :confused:
Anyone wanna help? :grin:
Same here
Small world innit
Hooray! I have :happy: :smug:
Only once though :cry:
Casanova
I heard a good way to give oral is to hum the theme tune to "The Great Escape"
presumably whilst you have your lips pressed against the ladies clit, not just whilst standing around looking at it :shock:
presumably whilst you have your lips pressed against the ladies clit, not just whilst standing around looking at it :shock:
Sex God
Quote by wildwilly
I heard a good way to give oral is to hum the theme tune to "The Great Escape"
presumably whilst you have your lips pressed against the ladies clit, not just whilst standing around looking at it :shock:
Helps drown out any snores too if she's pissed and falls asleep!
lol sorry had to be said!
Sex God
relates to it only in the sense that, if you prefer blow football you're either underage or the saddest man EVER
Bev
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Bev
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Quote by jack_daniels72
One tried and tested oral megaorgasm giver (OMG) available for hire - no charge except a bag of chips
Im wondering if you have an ulterior motive for the chips, or were you just planning to eat them? (sorry but if people are questioning blowjob/football, I will question your liking of chips.) Have I missed some new sexual deviancy that leaves you smelling like a frying pan? Is it really messy? Does it work best with or without ketchup? crinkle cut or fat? skin on/skin off? (I guess skin on is safer......)
I think the inabilty to cum whilst receiving oral deserves a thorough investigation. Tell us about your childhood. Were you breastfed? Were you always told off when you shook the lemonade bottle over your grandma? Do you get scared that the girl will drown?
So many questions.....
Sex God
I have never come from someine talking to me. he he he he.
As for blowjob I can never understand why its called blow and not suck.
Mike
As for blowjob I can never understand why its called blow and not suck.
Mike
Sex God
Quote by wildwilly
I heard a good way to give oral is to hum the theme tune to "The Great Escape"
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better than humming, why not play the tune on that old instrument.......the tracing paper and comb..Ah I hear some sceptics out there but, remember playing it?..remember how it used to tickle your lips?
yep place it gently on the female genitallia and fanny warble away.
Depending on her mood, mrs davej prefers the tune 'were off to see the wizard the wonderfull wizard of Oz' or the tune from the 'Archers' for light fun relief, or for a more serious warble then 'Land of Hope and Glory' gets her everytime.
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Shit! I lost my virginity the year after this guy was born! :shock:
Then I did the math and realised he`s old enough to be here!! :shock: :shock:
Awww bollox, needed that like a hole in the head :cry:
Carry on, don`t mind me..... :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
what do you mean venus...mine was lost/mislayed 2 years before this
Sex God
The term 'blow job' derives from years ago when prostitutes would offer 'below jobs' to describe what we now know as a blow job. Apparently.
Bev
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Bev
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