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Well it looks like you have survived your baptism of fire VenusnMars. Welcome to the zany, crazy world of Swinging Heaven.
There are many sensible people on this site, it's just that they go crackers after a while.
Straight Jackets are available from the management free of charge. lol
Harry0
The oldest swinger in any town.
Quote by harry0
There are many sensible people on this site, it's just that they go crackers after a Jackets are available from the management free of charge. lol

...but there is a charge to have them removed again afterwards !
How else do you think the GFZ is getting it's refit !! :lol:
Well I'm lovin it... just take a look at my time of posting. And how many posts i've made since joining the forum. <hic> that ab wotsit is takin its um thingy.. errr toll. think i should go to erm.. that soft thing upstairs... oh no, i forgot im not married any more.. errrr... oh yeah, its still a soft thing but this time its my bed... lol m,mmmmmmmm .. :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:
hi it's billy here, a fit young guy from belfast,what are you up to at the minute?
welcome to the had house!! xxx
Hi there, and thanks smile
Kids came downstairs, time for me to sign out! sad
Venus
Hello VenusnMars wave :wave: :wave:
Welcome to the Forum. Give your kids a goodbye kiss and phone all your friends to tell them you won't be seeing them for a while. This site is so addictive you can forget about your former life. confused :? :?
So just give in to it, join in and have fun !!!
How do, VenusnMars, you should fit in well here, coming from another planet and all.
(I assume you are dressed in 'blue jeans' Venus?)
Artificer-Village Idiot-seeker of a lost sheep..Reward offered
Bumped for nice person in chat cos I dont have an ad!
I was booted in chat, had to reboot the whole damn PC, and now teen has crawled out of bed! I have to go, but it was nice chatting smile
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
What was that about gems Calista? :angel: :angel:
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:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
What was that about gems Calista? :angel: :angel:

:giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:
oh she'll love you for that one
C x
And this has been bumped because..........? :uhoh:
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
And this has been bumped because..........? :uhoh:
Venusxxx

because ..............
today the search button is Rainbows friend :mrgreen:
She's on a gem hunt LOL
C x
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And this has been bumped because..........? :uhoh:
Venusxxx

'cos it's your special day wink
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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'cos it's your special day wink
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

It is?! :shock:
Well, I spent the day with Jesus, so that supports your theory! :lol2:
Venusxxx
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'cos it's your special day wink
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

It is?! :shock:
Well, I spent the day with Jesus, so that supports your theory! :lol2:
Venusxxx
Really? Has he stopped biting his nails yet?
he didn't mention Elvis did he? confused
I have had so much fun on this forum so far that I am seriously thinking of dedicating my life to it ! seeing as I ddn't get the job as pope.