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....distracting :lol2:
I'm sat here with just the lappy for entertainment and there's a new Xmas pressie in the wardrobe for me unwrapped and only in its carrier bag.....I've been sat here all afternoon desperate to have a peek at what it is but know I'll only be cross for spoiling the surprise. sad
Anyone got any ideas to distract me......or do ya think I should be naughty and have a little peek dunno :lol2:
Quote by poshkate
Anyone got any ideas to distract me......or do ya think I should be naughty and have a little peek dunno :lol2:

:giggle:
Go on, you know you want to :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Dawnie
Anyone got any ideas to distract me......or do ya think I should be naughty and have a little peek dunno :lol2:

:giggle:
Go on, you know you want to :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
nooooooo...........I can't.......or maybe just a little peek wouldn't matter dunno
I should have guessed that you'd try and corrupt me Mrs :lol2: rotflmao
Quote by poshkate
Anyone got any ideas to distract me......or do ya think I should be naughty and have a little peek dunno :lol2:

:giggle:
Go on, you know you want to :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
nooooooo...........I can't.......or maybe just a little peek wouldn't matter dunno
I should have guessed that you'd try and corrupt me Mrs :lol2: rotflmao
I would hate to let you down Pk kiss
Just one peek won't hurt :giggle:
i wa naughty and peeked at deks unwrapped pressy he dont know i did redface dont look u may be disappointed lol on the other hand look if disappointed ya got a couple days to make up a false delighted face :twisted:
Quote by X_fanny_x
i wa naughty and peeked at deks unwrapped pressy he dont know i did redface dont look u may be disappointed lol on the other hand look if disappointed ya got a couple days to make up a false delighted face :twisted:

rotflmao
good point on the false delighted face :lol2: I'm sure whatever it is I'll love it though. It's just right now it's calling me from the wardrobe :lol2: Think I might have to pop out for a bit to stop me thinking about it :giggle:
Quote by poshkate
i wa naughty and peeked at deks unwrapped pressy he dont know i did redface dont look u may be disappointed lol on the other hand look if disappointed ya got a couple days to make up a false delighted face :twisted:

rotflmao
good point on the false delighted face :lol2: I'm sure whatever it is I'll love it though. It's just right now it's calling me from the wardrobe :lol2: Think I might have to pop out for a bit to stop me thinking about it :giggle:
yeah good idea pop out for a while lol deks just been shopping with the son for son to buy present for me - they come in dek goes to wrap it up son says its ok mam i know you'l like it ok son then he replyes cos you love chocolate dont ya rolleyes small hint maybe ? surprised
Quote by X_fanny_x
yeah good idea pop out for a while lol deks just been shopping with the son for son to buy present for me - they come in dek goes to wrap it up son says its ok mam i know you'l like it ok son then he replyes cos you love chocolate dont ya rolleyes small hint maybe ? surprised

rotflmao
don't ya just love kids :lol2:
:shock: :shock: oooooh you know you cant peek! before you know it you are getting it out :shock: :shock: lol lol lol
Quote by poshkate

yeah good idea pop out for a while lol deks just been shopping with the son for son to buy present for me - they come in dek goes to wrap it up son says its ok mam i know you'l like it ok son then he replyes cos you love chocolate dont ya rolleyes small hint maybe ? surprised

rotflmao
don't ya just love kids :lol2:
yup god bless em nearly as bad as my mother and mate scouring the wall unit (where my collection of cherished teddies live) end of november every year this year my mate came armed with list :shock:
Quote by Corrie2007
:shock: :shock: oooooh you know you cant peek! before you know it you are getting it out :shock: :shock: lol lol lol

smackbottom
you're as bad a Dawn Mrs :lol2:
Peek
Peek
Peek
Peek
Peek
PEEK :giggle:

bolt
Quote by poshkate
:shock: :shock: oooooh you know you cant peek! before you know it you are getting it out :shock: :shock: lol lol lol

smackbottom
you're as bad a Dawn Mrs :lol2:
Dawnie taught me everything I know and do lol lol lol lol
Quote by Dawnie
Peek
Peek
Peek
Peek
Peek
PEEK :giggle:

rotflmao
do you know how much trouble you're going to be in when a certain young man comes home and finds out you've been encouraging me :shock: :giggle:
In the interest of keeping you busy, you could spend your afternoon and evening taking copious naughty pictures of yourself and depositing them in my inbox.
It's only to keep you distracted you understand, i won't be pervin or anything innocent :rascal:
Quote by Corrie2007
:shock: :shock: oooooh you know you cant peek! before you know it you are getting it out :shock: :shock: lol lol lol

smackbottom
you're as bad a Dawn Mrs :lol2:
Dawnie taught me everything I know and do lol lol lol lol
I wouldn't go that far :eeek:
I think you've taught me a thing or two in the past :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
In the interest of keeping you busy, you could spend your afternoon and evening taking copious naughty pictures of yourself and depositing them in my inbox.
It's only to keep you distracted you understand, i won't be pervin or anything innocent :rascal:

smackbottom naughty meaty :lol2:
I can't anyway as not got my camera with me.....you'll have to wait for naughty pics smile
Quote by poshkate
rotflmao
do you know how much trouble you're going to be in when a certain young man comes home and finds out you've been encouraging me :shock: :giggle:

Not scared :giggle:
I might even text him to say you are peeking rotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmao
Quote by Dawnie

rotflmao
do you know how much trouble you're going to be in when a certain young man comes home and finds out you've been encouraging me :shock: :giggle:

Not scared :giggle:
I might even text him to say you are peeking rotflmaorotflmaorotflmaorotflmao
OMG........nooooooooo...........rotflmao
I'm going to be in soo much trouble :lol2:
Quote by poshkate
OMG........nooooooooo...........rotflmao
I'm going to be in soo much trouble :lol2:

Oh would you now confused
Wonder how you can keep me quiet :giggle:
Quote by Dawnie

OMG........nooooooooo...........rotflmao
I'm going to be in soo much trouble :lol2:

Oh would you now confused
Wonder how you can keep me quiet :giggle:
I'm sure we can think of something between us :lol2:
Quote by poshkate
In the interest of keeping you busy, you could spend your afternoon and evening taking copious naughty pictures of yourself and depositing them in my inbox.
It's only to keep you distracted you understand, i won't be pervin or anything innocent :rascal:

smackbottom naughty meaty :lol2:
I can't anyway as not got my camera with me.....you'll have to wait for naughty pics smile
Still waiting rolleyes
Hasn't poshphone got a camera? :giggle:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Hasn't poshphone got a camera? :giggle:

actually it's not.....I've lost the charger for it so I'm using a phone form the dark ages right now :lol2:
just thought.....maybe that's the pressie......a new phone charger sad
Quote by poshkate

Hasn't poshphone got a camera? :giggle:

actually it's not.....I've lost the charger for it so I'm using a phone form the dark ages right now :lol2:
just thought.....maybe that's the pressie......a new phone charger sad
Might be a new phone!
maybe a super posh high tech Iopd phone just waiting for you to turn it on and run your slender fingers all over it's body as you move your soft lips close to it and whisper gently with your silken voice.....
Errrr, i might have gone off track a little, i need a cold shower now redface
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Might be a new phone!
maybe a super posh high tech Iopd phone just waiting for you to turn it on and run your slender fingers all over it's body as you move your soft lips close to it and whisper gently with your silken voice.....
Errrr, i might have gone off track a little, i need a cold shower now redface

well you managed to take my mind off the pressie calling my name in the cupboard :lol2:
I've just re-read that and it does sound a little like I need a trip to the local mental ward :lol2:
Great post everyone!
I had to write and say how much fun it was reading through this thread lol
Merry Christmas everyone, only a few days to go now ;)
:cheers:
Quote by superman72
Merry Christmas everyone, only a few days to go now ;)
:cheers:

woo hoo :bounce:
the pressies still calling to me but I've resisted this long so reckon I should be able to manage 45mins till he gets home........although I have just started on the vino so if I do look I can say that I was drunk and don't remember can't I dunno :giggle:
Quote by poshkate

Merry Christmas everyone, only a few days to go now ;)
:cheers:

woo hoo :bounce:
the pressies still calling to me but I've resisted this long so reckon I should be able to manage 45mins till he gets home........although I have just started on the vino so if I do look I can say that I was drunk and don't remember can't I dunno :giggle:
No no no resist at all accounts - use the force Kate use the force lol lol lol
let's get the vino and the forum chat opened- i'm in on my lonesome tonight and also in need of distraction!!!!!!!