I need a man (or woman) ........ again!!!!!!!!

31 Oct 2004

So here it is - I spent the night at my mum's rolleyes

, sleeping on an airbed which, at 1 am decided to deflate (story of my life :cry: ).
So I spent the night sleeping on the bloody floor and now my back feels like a herd of angry elephants in stilettos (red) have been jumping on it.
And I can't reach to rub the deep heat on by myself ............................... :cry: :cry: :cry
Sometimes I HATE being single .................... mad

31 Oct 2004

Quote by t&t
So here it is - I spent the night at my mum's , sleeping on an airbed which, at 1 am decided to deflate (story of my life :cry: ).
So I spent the night sleeping on the bloody floor and now my back feels like a herd of angry elephants in stilettos (red) have been jumping on it.
And I can't reach to rub the deep heat on by myself ............................... :cry: :cry: :cry
Sometimes I HATE being single ....................

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh.
I wish

31 Oct 2004

Aaaaaaaaaaaawh T hunni. :therethere: kiss

:kiss:
Didn't I tell you last night to look on it as something hard to lie on? I mean, you have to use your imagination in situations like that!!
Jump up on the couch and I'll soothe your aches and pains away!
:therethere: 69position

:hump:

assionkiss:

31 Oct 2004

Yeh, thanks for that guys. But not much use when I can't even bend down to take my knickers off! :twisted:
I was actually after some sensible advice you know rolleyes

:roll: :roll:

31 Oct 2004

Hot steamy bath should do the trick. If I was there I'd run it for you :cry:

31 Oct 2004

Well T, i do a mean massage, you fancy that? biggrin

Gill x

31 Oct 2004

Quote by dundeecpl
Well T, i do a mean massage, you fancy that?
Gill x

Mmmmmmmm now let me think .......... :twisted:

31 Oct 2004

Quote by t&t
Yeh, thanks for that guys. But not much use when I can't even bend down to take my knickers off! :twisted:
I was actually after some sensible advice you know :roll: :roll:

My best advice (when you do get them off) is to hang onto your knickers tight. They get nicked around here if you're not careful. :shock: :shock:
I should know redface

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Consider myself smackbottom

31 Oct 2004

Quote by t&t
Yeh, thanks for that guys. But not much use when I can't even bend down to take my knickers off! :twisted:
I was actually after some sensible advice you know :roll: :roll:

Either use the Deap Heat type stuff that come in an aerosol, or -
Squeeze out a little onto the back of your hand and rub it in that way.
(Been single before)

31 Oct 2004

Due to Army days I have a bad back to.
I've used them all but the only thing that seems to work is Tiger Balm. Mind you it helps if you get a nice friend to massage it in for you.
I know the technique so just tell me where to come. :twisted: :twisted:
Taff666 :twisted:

31 Oct 2004

Quote by dambuster
Yeh, thanks for that guys. But not much use when I can't even bend down to take my knickers off! :twisted:
I was actually after some sensible advice you know :roll: :roll:

Either use the Deap Heat type stuff that come in an aerosol, or -
Squeeze out a little onto the back of your hand and rub it in that way.
(Been single before)
Spooky ............ how come it's possible to reach more of your back with the back of your hand than the front???!!!! confused

:? :shock:

(and that's even with double-jointed elbows!)

31 Oct 2004

Quote by cardiffbornlad
Due to Army days I have a bad back to.
I've used them all but the only thing that seems to work is Tiger Balm. Mind you it helps if you get a nice friend to massage it in for you.
I know the technique so just tell me where to come. :twisted: :twisted:
Taff666 :twisted:

I'm in luuuuuuurve .......... :inlove:
Tiger Balm .......... I didn't think it still existed ................ where do you get it, please tell me, please please pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaase .......... kiss

31 Oct 2004

I get mine in a Chinese health shop in Cardiff. Good stuff too. If you want a trip here I got a bed free and the massage is still on offer.
If you got a chinese health shop local then try them( but I doubt if they'll rub it in for ya hehehehehehehehehe
:twisted: Hey I feel a nice lttle earner coming on "Anyone want to buy so Tiger Balm" lmao :twisted:
Taff666 :twisted:

31 Oct 2004

Quote by cardiffbornlad
I get mine in a Chinese health shop in Cardiff. Good stuff too. If you want a trip here I got a bed free and the massage is still on offer.
If you got a chinese health shop local then try them( but I doubt if they'll rub it in for ya hehehehehehehehehe
:twisted: Hey I feel a nice lttle earner coming on "Anyone want to buy so Tiger Balm" lmao :twisted:
Taff666 :twisted:

Unfortunately, I don't think I can walk as far as the car :eeek: ... it's getting stiffer by the minute :shock:

31 Oct 2004

How about running a v. hot bath, then draining all the water (thus leaving bath edges warm)
Then chuck in a load of deep heat, jump in, wriggle around and then just marinade in it like that for a couple of hours? biggrin

31 Oct 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
How about running a v. hot bath, then draining all the water (thus leaving bath edges warm)
Then chuck in a load of deep heat, jump in, wriggle around and then just marinade in it like that for a couple of hours?

You've tried this I take it? :shock:

31 Oct 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
How about running a v. hot bath, then draining all the water (thus leaving bath edges warm)
Then chuck in a load of deep heat, jump in, wriggle around and then just marinade in it like that for a couple of hours?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm - so just how do you know about this technique???!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

31 Oct 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
How about running a v. hot bath, then draining all the water (thus leaving bath edges warm)
Then chuck in a load of deep heat, jump in, wriggle around and then just marinade in it like that for a couple of hours?

You've tried this I take it? :shock:
eerrrrrr kind of .... not quite mastered it yet tho
As I stepped in I slipped and done the splits........ therefore causing much pain on inner thighs - taking the pain away from my back :smug: So yeh, it worked lol

31 Oct 2004

Hey t,I think this is quite innovative,a new form of pampering,you can be alone and pamper yourself or be pampered online - cyber-pampering!

31 Oct 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
eerrrrrr kind of .... not quite mastered it yet tho
As I stepped in I slipped and done the splits........ therefore causing much pain on inner thighs - taking the pain away from my back :smug: So yeh, it worked

I know it probably wasn't funny at the time, but :laughabove:
If only you could see the pictures forming in my mind.

31 Oct 2004

Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Hey t,I think this is quite innovative,a new form of pampering,you can be alone and pamper yourself or be pampered online - cyber-pampering!

There is a third course of action Flirty. T can get me to pamper her "hands on" then the both of us will be happy.!!
cool

:lol:

31 Oct 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
Hey t,I think this is quite innovative,a new form of pampering,you can be alone and pamper yourself or be pampered online - cyber-pampering!

There is a third course of action Flirty. T can get me to pamper her "hands on" then the both of us will be happy.!!
cool

:lol:
????? Why would flirty be happy if I pamper YOU??? :shock:

31 Oct 2004

I don't begrudge others and their pleasures t - but I do have my own needs too,true redface

31 Oct 2004

hope u fell well soon. once you are on your feet........

31 Oct 2004

Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
I don't begrudge others and their pleasures t - but I do have my own needs too,true

My back is soooooooo sore that two pairs of hands might be better than one???!!! :twisted:

31 Oct 2004

But t - that'd mean THREE people would be involved in this er m..m..massage..thats virtually a prelude to that naughty "swinging" stuff I've been hearing about isn't it?

31 Oct 2004

Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
But t - that'd mean THREE people would be involved in this er m..m..massage..thats virtually a prelude to that naughty "swinging" stuff I've been hearing about isn't it?

Gosh ........... now we couldn't have that COULD we??? redface

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31 Oct 2004

Its shocking t,I know,but I do believe its "going on" between certain members of this actual forum redface

actually..

31 Oct 2004

Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Its shocking t,I know,but I do believe its "going on" between members of this actual forum!

Noooooooooooo :shock: :shock: :shock:
Names please ......... :twisted: :twisted:

31 Oct 2004

Well t theres somebody called "PM" for a start - they say things like:I'll send you a "PM" wink

or "You've got a PM" :wink:
I think we know what THAT sort of thing leads to yes do we not? redface