I worry about myself....

10 Jul 2006

Ok, well I'm sure you will have noticed several of my 'blonde posts'.
I'm now starting to think this goes far far beyond blondeness....
Take this morning for example (well 5 mins ago actaully, not this morning)
I went to make a bowl of cereal, not exactly difficult a la carte cooking, just pouring the cornflakes in the bowl surely....
Well, not for me!
After smashing one bowl rolleyes

, I manage to put cornflakes in the next bowl smile

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I then spend half an hour hunting in the fridge for the pint of milk I'm sure we bought, only to find it sitting out on the counter as I'd already taken it out the fridge.... redface

I then procede to put the milk back in the cupboard and the cornflakes in the fridge. confused

It's not until i realise that the cornflakes don't fit that I swap them around and walk through to the living room with my bowl.
Minus the milk which I had forgotten to pour.... mad

Well, by that stage I wasn't even hungry anymore..... :cry:
Is it still the effects of the weekend of grad ball hangover?
Is it really blondness?
It certainly wasn't cos I'm tired - been awake since 8am..... and its now ..
maybe I've got dementia brewing..... it is in the family.... :shock: :shock: :shock:

10 Jul 2006

You're talkin to a bloke who asked for a bag of sugar in a chip shop.

10 Jul 2006

and another that turned up for a meeting a day early, got a bit confused as to why it was so quiet and had to phone a friend to ask what day it was redface

10 Jul 2006

:doh:
Well it can't be because you are blonde as I'm blonde too, and I know I do some silly things but jeez......
wink

10 Jul 2006

well i've driven to an event on a saturday, took 2 hours to get there, then realised it was the next saturday....
Had to drive 2 hours home again in a very bad mood then do it all again the next week! grrr! mad

of course i'm laughing now......
I actually won the prize at uni for 'most likely to forget to turn up to graduation' , I'm getting the certificate framed as we speak....

10 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
and another that turned up for a meeting a day early, got a bit confused as to why it was so quiet and had to phone a friend to ask what day it was

I went to work on a bank holiday.
One day i went home an hour early thinking it was 4:45 when it was 3:35 and thought everyone else was working o/time so carried on going home.

10 Jul 2006

Quote by mazandden
I actually won the prize at uni for 'most likely to forget to turn up to graduation' , I'm getting the certificate framed as we speak....

Were you actually there to collect it or they post it? :giggle:

10 Jul 2006

Quote by sussexguy
I actually won the prize at uni for 'most likely to forget to turn up to graduation' , I'm getting the certificate framed as we speak....

Were you actually there to collect it or they post it? :giggle:
I was there, but I was late !!!!!
kiss_me - i think i need help!
Anyway, the blondeness is fake, couldn't tell ya what my real hair colour was - I've forgotten!!!!! lol

10 Jul 2006

Quote by goose35
and another that turned up for a meeting a day early, got a bit confused as to why it was so quiet and had to phone a friend to ask what day it was

I went to work on a bank holiday.
One day i went home an hour early thinking it was 4:45 when it was 3:35 and thought everyone else was working o/time so carried on going home.
not being at my best in a morning, i drove to the job i'd left the previous week. not only did i get some odd looks as i drove into the carpark, realise what i'd done and drive straight back out, i than had to explain to my new boss why i was half and hour late surprised

ops:

10 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
and another that turned up for a meeting a day early, got a bit confused as to why it was so quiet and had to phone a friend to ask what day it was

I went to work on a bank holiday.
One day i went home an hour early thinking it was 4:45 when it was 3:35 and thought everyone else was working o/time so carried on going home.
not being at my best in a morning, i drove to the job i'd left the previous week. not only did i get some odd looks as i drove into the carpark, realise what i'd done and drive straight back out, i than had to explain to my new boss why i was half and hour late surprised

ops:
:laughabove:
One day i went to the shops for a bottle of milk and returned with a bottle off fairy liquid.
The tea was awful lol

10 Jul 2006

Quote by mazandden
I actually won the prize at uni for 'most likely to forget to turn up to graduation' , I'm getting the certificate framed as we speak....

Were you actually there to collect it or they post it? :giggle:
I was there, but I was late !!!!!
kiss_me - i think i need help!
Anyway, the blondeness is fake, couldn't tell ya what my real hair colour was - I've forgotten!!!!! lol

:therethere:
Would you rather be a bit flighty or totally boring and planning everything to the last detail? I find it difficult to be spontaneous sometimes (i'm really selling myself :lol smile

also your stories, although they are annoying for you they are bloody funny!
kiss

10 Jul 2006

Quote by goose35
and another that turned up for a meeting a day early, got a bit confused as to why it was so quiet and had to phone a friend to ask what day it was

I went to work on a bank holiday.
One day i went home an hour early thinking it was 4:45 when it was 3:35 and thought everyone else was working o/time so carried on going home.
not being at my best in a morning, i drove to the job i'd left the previous week. not only did i get some odd looks as i drove into the carpark, realise what i'd done and drive straight back out, i than had to explain to my new boss why i was half and hour late surprised

ops:
:laughabove:
One day i went to the shops for a bottle of milk and returned with a bottle off fairy liquid.
lol and lol!!!!
pmsl! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I like this thread - it's making me feel better already! keep em coming.....I have plenty!
The tea was awful :lol:

10 Jul 2006

Quote by goose35
and another that turned up for a meeting a day early, got a bit confused as to why it was so quiet and had to phone a friend to ask what day it was

I went to work on a bank holiday.
One day i went home an hour early thinking it was 4:45 when it was 3:35 and thought everyone else was working o/time so carried on going home.
not being at my best in a morning, i drove to the job i'd left the previous week. not only did i get some odd looks as i drove into the carpark, realise what i'd done and drive straight back out, i than had to explain to my new boss why i was half and hour late surprised

ops:
:laughabove:
One day i went to the shops for a bottle of milk and returned with a bottle off fairy liquid.
The tea was awful lol

Maybe it's a Midlands thing, Goose dunno

10 Jul 2006

Blonde bint here too...
I dropped Rammy off at the airport once and driving out put the ticket in the machine, the barrier wouldn't go up so now I'm blocked in, people honking, so I get out and walk to the office and complain bitterly... "... that's a sainsburys ticket you're using madam".

10 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Maybe it's a Midlands thing, Goose

Some midlanders put whisky in their tea.
When i was a kid i was asked to make a cup of tea on my own for the first time. This was when tea was bought loose quater pound boxes and i shoved the whole box in the pot. Needless to say it was a little strong lol

10 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
I actually won the prize at uni for 'most likely to forget to turn up to graduation' , I'm getting the certificate framed as we speak....

Were you actually there to collect it or they post it? :giggle:
I was there, but I was late !!!!!
kiss_me - i think i need help!
Anyway, the blondeness is fake, couldn't tell ya what my real hair colour was - I've forgotten!!!!! lol

:therethere:
Would you rather be a bitflighty or totally boring and planning everything to the last detail? I find it difficult to be spontaneous sometimes (i'm really selling myself :lol smile

also your stories, although they are annoying for you they are bloody funny!
kiss

A bit?! lol that is the understatement of the century!
I tend to find that there's no point in making plans as you can be sure i will have mucked something up with my stupidity on the way....which den just loves to point out :lol:
I keep wondering how I got a degree! :lol:
And kiss_me, boring?! I don't think! oh wait, I think I might have landed myself in it again, I don;t think you were calling yourself boring, and now I have....ooo my eyes went crossed there!I'm going for a cold shower!!
(well, I'm really in need of a cold showere cos i'm thinking of kiss me, but hey, thats my little secret!)

10 Jul 2006

Quote by mazandden
Well, not for me!
After smashing one bowl , I manage to put cornflakes in the next bowl .
I then spend half an hour hunting in the fridge for the pint of milk I'm sure we bought, only to find it sitting out on the counter as I'd already taken it out the fridge....
I then procede to put the milk back in the cupboard and the cornflakes in the fridge.
It's not until i realise that the cornflakes don't fit that I swap them around and walk through to the living room with my bowl.

Ahhh I know this well, It is something I have recently started suffering from and I have named
Frank Spencer syndrome :? let me explain.............................
I'm a well-educated and pretty coordinated type of person however of late since I've been with the posh one I've turned in to a complete bumbling fool particularly around said posh one. Simple every day tasks are now beyond me. I trip over the coffee table every time I walk past it, I now have my own special ash tray at PKHQ as I am incapable of getting cigarette ash into the every day one (the one I have been supplied with resembles a breakfast bowl). Upon arrival the other week I was given a small bowl of cherries to eat 20 minutes later my shirt was in the washer having managed to make a fook up of eating them covering myself and the TV remote in cherry juice.
I sit down to eat dinner and get a loving pat on the knee if I manage to eat it all with minimum mess, I go to the shops and get lost I now refuse to leave unless I have specific directions to my destination, If I pour a drink I not only manage to spill it on the work tops but strangely the floor some 5 foot away :?
These are only the things she knows about there are others such as................ putting the coffee jar in the fridge when I make the morning drinks or pouring orange juice into the tea instead of milk. surprised

ops: :oops:
I would like to state for the record that this is out of character and that I have run several successful businesses in to the ground
lol

:lol: :lol:

10 Jul 2006

Quote by sheddy

Well, not for me!
After smashing one bowl , I manage to put cornflakes in the next bowl .
I then spend half an hour hunting in the fridge for the pint of milk I'm sure we bought, only to find it sitting out on the counter as I'd already taken it out the fridge....
I then procede to put the milk back in the cupboard and the cornflakes in the fridge.
It's not until i realise that the cornflakes don't fit that I swap them around and walk through to the living room with my bowl.

Ahhh I know this well, It is something I have recently started suffering from and I have named
Frank Spencer syndrome :? let me explain.............................
I'm a well-educated and pretty coordinated type of person however of late since I've been with the posh one I've turned in to a complete bumbling fool particularly around said posh one. Simple every day tasks are now beyond me. I trip over the coffee table every time I walk past it, I now have my own special ash tray at PKHQ as I am incapable of getting cigarette ash into the every day one (the one I have been supplied with resembles a breakfast bowl). Upon arrival the other week I was given a small bowl of cherries to eat 20 minutes later my shirt was in the washer having managed to make a fook up of eating them covering myself and the TV remote in cherry juice.
I sit down to eat dinner and get a loving pat on the knee if I manage to eat it all with minimum mess, I go to the shops and get lost I now refuse to leave unless I have specific directions to my destination, If I pour a drink I not only manage to spill it on the work tops but strangely the floor some 5 foot away :?
These are only the things she knows about there are others such as................ putting the coffee jar in the fridge when I make the morning drinks or pouring orange juice into the tea instead of milk. surprised

ops: :oops:
I would like to state for the record that this is out of character and that I have run several successful businesses in to the ground
lol

:lol: :lol:
Thought I woulnd't spot that with my blondeness, eh, sheddster?!
I also have a problem with tripping over invisible objects and huges piles of....air.....
At the moment there is a cow parade in edinburgh, and i thought the sensible thing to do would be to get my picture taken in my grad robes on said cow......
So I vaulted myself up there (not so difficult being a gymnast i thought, but a bit more difficult given: the amount of champagne X tighness of skirt + heaviness of robes squared = severe pants flashing.....
Anyway also being a gymnast i decided splits on the cow was the sensible thing to do for the picture......

Well, the picture ended up with more pants flashing, except with me sprawled on the floor at cows feet, and a very bruised coccyx now!
Den said i bounced when I hit the ground........
I have also had a cherry incident much like yours... I would like to hear more....

10 Jul 2006

I keep walking into the towbar on my car thats been there for 5 years. My shins are covered in towbar cuts n bruises.

10 Jul 2006

Quote by mazandden
At the moment there is a cow parade in edinburgh,

:shock:

:? :? :?
Now there's something you don't see every day lol

:lol: :lol:
Must be a scottish thing I guess dunno

Is there a national shortage of sheep, I bet them sods in Wales have em all :lol: bolt

10 Jul 2006

Maz..... Its not something to do with you being Blond, its all to do with your mind being in other places!
Stop resisting ff's and call wink

See you soon xxx
Mike and Julie xx

10 Jul 2006

Quote by sheddy

At the moment there is a cow parade in edinburgh,

:shock:

:? :? :?
Now there's something you don't see every day lol

:lol: :lol:
Must be a scottish thing I guess dunno

Is there a national shortage of sheep, I bet them sods in Wales have em all :lol: bolt

I think you might be right....I'm sure there was a post on welsh and sheep in LMU.....
anyway, here's the cows:

10 Jul 2006

Impressive maz!
Things seem to make kamikaze dashes out of the fridge when I open it... this week smashed... one large bottle of mayonnaise, one jar of apricot jam and one carton of cream.... when I go into the kitchen Rammy's kids come running to watch the mayhem.
I set my hair on fire 2 weeks ago while cooking breakfast rolleyes

Saying that I also have a degree maz.... we just haven't mastered walking and talking perhaps?

10 Jul 2006

Quote by mazandden
I think you might be right....I'm sure there was a post on welsh and sheep in LMU.....
anyway, here's the cows:

Just on question (I'm aware of the hijack so i'll keep it brief).................................
WHY dunno

10 Jul 2006

Quote by mazandden
A bit?! lol that is the understatement of the century!
I tend to find that there's no point in making plans as you can be sure i will have mucked something up with my stupidity on the way....which den just loves to point out
I keep wondering how I got a degree! :lol:
And kiss_me, boring?! I don't think! oh wait, I think I might have landed myself in it again, I don;t think you were calling yourself boring, and now I have....ooo my eyes went crossed there!I'm going for a cold shower!!
(well, I'm really in need of a cold showere cos i'm thinking of kiss me, but hey, thats my little secret!)

:giggle:
Yes I was calling myself boring Maz so don't worry, I find comfort in routine. Anyway your secret is out and now you have my mind working overtime too! hump

10 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
A bit?! lol that is the understatement of the century!
I tend to find that there's no point in making plans as you can be sure i will have mucked something up with my stupidity on the way....which den just loves to point out
I keep wondering how I got a degree! :lol:
And kiss_me, boring?! I don't think! oh wait, I think I might have landed myself in it again, I don;t think you were calling yourself boring, and now I have....ooo my eyes went crossed there!I'm going for a cold shower!!
(well, I'm really in need of a cold showere cos i'm thinking of kiss me, but hey, thats my little secret!)

:giggle:
Yes I was calling myself boring Maz so don't worry, I find comfort in routine. Anyway your secret is out and now you have my mind working overtime too! hump

yeh, welll after looking at your pics for the hundredth time.......I was getting a bit carried away with myself! :inlove: 69position

And sheddy, cows?why?..... my thoughts exactly , but they are pretty funky and are all over edinburgh - it's some 'art' thing.(personally, i just think they're there to climb on and fall off of!)

10 Jul 2006

Quote by mdr2000
Maz..... Its not something to do with you being Blond, its all to do with your mind being in other places!
Stop resisting ff's and call
See you soon xxx
Mike and Julie xx

I can't help having all these gorgeous people to distract m!
me, julie and kiss_me..... now there's a thought!!!!................ :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
ps - YOU were supposed to call ME! ;)

10 Jul 2006

Quote by mazandden
A bit?! lol that is the understatement of the century!
I tend to find that there's no point in making plans as you can be sure i will have mucked something up with my stupidity on the way....which den just loves to point out
I keep wondering how I got a degree! :lol:
And kiss_me, boring?! I don't think! oh wait, I think I might have landed myself in it again, I don;t think you were calling yourself boring, and now I have....ooo my eyes went crossed there!I'm going for a cold shower!!
(well, I'm really in need of a cold showere cos i'm thinking of kiss me, but hey, thats my little secret!)

:giggle:
Yes I was calling myself boring Maz so don't worry, I find comfort in routine. Anyway your secret is out and now you have my mind working overtime too! hump

yeh, welll after looking at your pics for the hundredth time.......I was getting a bit carried away with myself! :inlove: 69position

And sheddy, cows?why?..... my thoughts exactly , but they are pretty funky and are all over edinburgh - it's some 'art' thing.(personally, i just think they're there to climb on and fall off of!)
Why thank you Maz! :inlove: redface

And that cow thing is so 2001 - when I lived in Manchester we had them all over the place for a while. They were cute though.

10 Jul 2006

don't worry about it maz..........i have blonde moments all the time........sheddy calls them my blondisms...........apart from asking stupid questions all the time (some of u know the sort of things i ask but i'm not going to admit them on here redface

) i do far too many daft things.....
normally i manage to keep my blondness undercontrol at work .....but today i decided to go for a walk round site (yes worryingly i get let loose unsupervised on building sites) so i get my safety gear on and go for a wonder round to see how everything getting on.....everythings going fine......so i decide to pop into the site office for a brew......now for some unknown reason some clever person decided to carpet.........yes carpet the site office so i have to take my boots off to go in.......so i have a brew and a bit of banter with the lads....then decide its about time i pottered off and did some work......put boots back on and tootle back up site to my office........as i'm walking along i notice a few of the lads giving me slightly odd looks, but think nothing of it and carry on.........it was only when i got back to my office that i looked down to see that i'd put one of my boots on (size 5) and one of my site managers (size 12) no wonder i was getting odd looks.....its looked as if one of my feet was twice as big as the other...... surprised

ops:
and to make it worse i then had to walk all the way back to retrieve my boots by which point lads had realised what i'd done and were all rolling round the office laughing at me! :oops:

10 Jul 2006

Quote by poshkate
don't worry about it maz..........i have blonde moments all the time........sheddy calls them my blondisms...........apart from asking stupid questions all the time (some of u know the sort of things i ask but i'm not going to admit them on here ) i do far too many daft things.....
normally i manage to keep my blondness undercontrol at work .....but today i decided to go for a walk round site (yes worryingly i get let loose unsupervised on building sites) so i get my safety gear on and go for a wonder round to see how everything getting on.....everythings going fine......so i decide to pop into the site office for a brew......now for some unknown reason some clever person decided to carpet.........yes carpet the site office so i have to take my boots off to go in.......so i have a brew and a bit of banter with the lads....then decide its about time i pottered off and did some work......put boots back on and tootle back up site to my office........as i'm walking along i notice a few of the lads giving me slightly odd looks, but think nothing of it and carry on.........it was only when i got back to my office that i looked down to see that i'd put one of my boots on (size 5) and one of my site managers (size 12) no wonder i was getting odd looks.....its looked as if one of my feet was twice as big as the other...... ops:
and to make it worse i then had to walk all the way back to retrieve my boots by which point lads had realised what i'd done and were all rolling round the office laughing at me! :oops:

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Are we twins?
And I though sheddy was bad.... how do the pair of you manage?! lol