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if u could, who would you be on SH?

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Hey,
If you could swap identities with any other SH member for one day, who would you be and why?
Paul and Susie xx
I would swap with Paul !! What a busy day you would have Susie !!! :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I would swap with Paul !! What a busy day you would have Susie !!! :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sorry Sarge - you can't swap with me... confused
Paul
Yep - same here!
Red Bull required as well!
Hmmm be difficult to pick one ...
I 'd love some of WBB's confidence
Vix breasts........ :inlove:
Venusnmars sense of humour ....
to start with
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Sorry Sarge - you can't swap with me... confused
Paul

Oih!! You can't change the rules now!!! :small-print:
I'm free on Saturday !! :shock: :shock: :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
.....and I'm not bothered which Paul I swap with !!! lol :lol: :lol:
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Sorry Sarge - you can't swap with me... confused
Paul

Oih!! You can't change the rules now!!! :small-print:
I'm free on Saturday !! :shock: :shock: :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Actually Sarge - maybe you could help me out... I need (promised) to take Carolyn out tomorrow.. You know the sort of thing.. Bit of rumpy pumpy, day at the seaside, fish and chips out of the paper.. That sort of stuff.. Have been invited for a game of golf.. Would you mind standing in so that I can play golf... :shock:
F*ck I'm in trouble if she reads this
Paul
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I would swap with Paul !! What a busy day you would have Susie !!! :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Not half as busy as you would be, fixing their car!! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Mal
and Little Mal
wink
hmmm....
Interesting.
I think I'd like to be a reasonably foxy minx -
Maybe even someone resembling Susie, who knows! wink
Then I would email
And find out just was its like getting done by myself. biggrin
MISSCHIEF
Just because I think she is a lovely person.
I wish I could post and make comments as good dunno
Dawn :silly:
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MISSCHIEF
Just because I think she is a lovely person.
I wish I could post and make comments as good dunno
Dawn :silly:

You beat me to it Dawn.
It would be MissC for me too!
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I would swap with Paul !! What a busy day you would have Susie !!! :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Not half as busy as you would be, fixing their car!! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Mal
and Little Mal
wink
LOLOL :lol: :lol: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I'd be Mars of Venus and Mars,oh the fun to be with Venus for even just one day,mmmmmmmmmmmm
Steve,xxx
Ive got a list....
Firstly Neilinleeds so i could tut a lot and say ffs over and over again!! :shock: lol
Steveg,so i could get mirrors and look at my arse all day biggrin :D :D
Dawn mids so i could have lovely bouncy breasts :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Foxylady coz i'd love to have an arse like that.
Busty just because,
Sorry could go on and on and on,
Clare,xxx
wink
Hmm.
The first and most obvious answer for me would be Vix, as I'd love to experience sex from her perspective (not necessarily with me, though, as I'm not terribly fond of men with facial hair!). I think it would be incredible just to be in her body for a day, to see how she sees and feel how she feels. :love:
Barring that, I'd wanna be celticq...but then I'd probably just spend the day in bed wanking and feeling myself up! wink
~Reese! surprised
I think perhaps a swop with JQL for me, I am worse than hopeless on getting these computers to do what I want and JQL always comes up trumps, so if just a little bit of that knowledge would rub off, I wouldn't be so tempted to fix the problem once and for all with a big hammer.
I would have to be the SH forum board..... All these horny sexy people playing with me 24/7 :twisted:
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I would have to be the SH forum board..... All these horny sexy people playing with me 24/7 :twisted:

cheat .... :!:
Nice post though :twisted:
Hey Morbius_UK....
that's just completely cheating.... but oh... what fun :twisted:
me.... i'd like to swap with Susie... so i know if i'm really that good ;) or is she a bloody good actress????
Failing that, i'd like to take a bit of quite a few people....
Davej cos i think he's very witty
Kinky lizzard cos all his posts contain great graphics and they make me smile
Clare of Clarensteve so i could have a heart to hear,t man to man, convo about our insecurites
WBB cos she's got more confidence than i've ever known in anyone
finally... i'd like to swap ID's with anyone who's got a working car sad
Paul and Susie (Paul)
hmm, surprisingly little gender-changing going on - do you lot really never wonder what having the other set of bits would be like?
i'd be Susie from Paulnsusie for a day, I've always wanted to be able to turn heads like that... or maybe being JudyTV for a day would be interesting, if I get the wit and wisdom as part of the deal.
I`d like to be Sarge.
I`ve always wanted to experiance life on another planet biggrin
Venusxxx
:laughabove: I'd like to be Vicky_UK, just so i could run around all day flashing my gorgeous butt at everyone!!
I would have to be Reese, he has a far better view on the world than me, and a much nicer beard smile or maybe Mark so I could get to grips with whats under the hood here at SH...
Pierced Jon.
No doubt.
(I know I am supposed to say Reese, but I know what being 'us' is like)
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or maybe Mark so I could get to grips with whats under the hood here at SH...

Bollocks to that :shock:
Depending on which hood of course biggrin
Venusxxx
I want to be Ian_mids for the day ...... then can spend the whole time hugging Dawn (boy can she hug), tell her shes very loved by everyone on here (cos sure she doesn't believe it herself rolleyes ). Take her out for the day and have a dead girly time (even tho I would be trapped in a mans body! :shock: ). Then persuade her that she really must organise another munch cool
I want to be Mr Alex for the day so I can tell her off for making Misschief well up with her sweetness. I can try and get a word in egdeways while looking at her magnificent body for real 8-)
Oh yes, now this is good! I also want to be Sarge for the day and take off all the camoflage and stuff and go and meet all his manly mates while dressed in a nice pink tutu and pink thong 8-)
I want to be Bluexxx for the day cos she gets up to everything that, so far, I have only fantasised about 8-)
Damn, dinners burning was on a roll there ..........
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Failing that, i'd like to take a bit of quite a few people....
Davej cos i think he's very witty
paul and Susie (Paul)

Bloody hell, thats two people that have said that today, you guys and someone else who sent me a similar message except their spelling wasn't as good as yours and they mixed up the W and put an SH at the start of the word instead...........
rolleyes
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Failing that, i'd like to take a bit of quite a few people....
Davej cos i think he's very witty
paul and Susie (Paul)

Bloody hell, thats two people that have said that today, you guys and someone else who sent me a similar message except their spelling wasn't as good as yours and they mixed up the W and put an SH at the start of the word instead...........
rolleyes
Am i being really thick here????
I can't see a W in Davej!!!! confused
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Am i being really thick here????

Yes. Yes you are.
HTH