If you could buy .....

7 Sep 2004

a random gift for a member of the SH forum ... what would it be and why?????
I'd like to buy Neilinleeds a new strop .......
He keeps going off in "a right old strop!"
be nice to see his rear end disappearing in a nice new shiney one smile

:giggle:

7 Sep 2004

I would buy Judytv a pedicure and facial/works rub to ease away the the aches and pains of carrying the issues of so many, followed by a good old massage to ease the pains of the day. Even though we have crossed words on a few limited occasions I always hold her in esteme in my books.

7 Sep 2004

i would buy.. mike north some chocolate.. cos liquarice is soooooooooooooo out of fashion! lol

7 Sep 2004

oi! cheeky bitch!
rotflmao

i'd buy . . . . .
calista a nice lacy bra thing, possibly from Victoria's Secret's or La Senza, so i'm not so bloody distracted trying to reply!
now about this strap and me rear end . . . . <<< dammit! typo redface

>>>

neil x x x ;-)

7 Sep 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
oi! cheeky bitch!

i'd buy . . . . .
calista a nice lacy bra thing, possibly from Victoria's Secret's or La Senza, so i'm not so bloody distracted trying to reply!
now about this strap and me rear end . . . . <<< dammit! typo >>>
neil x x x ;-)

Oi! You're not allowed to buy anything for someone, who's just bought you something - looks like tokenism!!
I'd buy Davej a corkscrew - because he looks as though he needs to get something soft out of an orifice!!

7 Sep 2004

I would like to buy myself a crash helmet, cricketers box and pads, american footballers shoulder pads and any other piece of equipment that could protect me from when Alex_Female goes off on one (Check PMT thread) bolt

Dave_Notts

7 Sep 2004

I'd buy wBB some new clothes because she's been wearing that purple jumpsuit FAR too long. I'd imagine it's a wee bit ripe by now... :shock: :shock: :shock: bolt

7 Sep 2004

"Id like to buy the group a coke, and keep it company" hehehe

7 Sep 2004

Quote by westerross
I'd buy Davej a corkscrew - because he looks as though he needs to get something soft out of an orifice!!

OMG.... I am so

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I would buy TE some shower gel that will help to wash off the gold paint..... Not that I would be then perving at his muscular body once he had like... rolleyes

:roll:

Shireen
xxx

7 Sep 2004

I'd buy a Rabbit vibrator for.....
...oh hang on ...ohhh sorry you said ..................random ..................not randy redface

Ahhh well I'd buy a cut glass champagne flute for everyone and charge it with Champagne and raise a toast to all the members of swinging heaven who make this place what it is ....diverse, wonderful fun and slightly wicked(allegedly wink

)so..
CHEERS :cheers: EVERYONE

7 Sep 2004

I would buy Lovecommando another magnet, for the other side of his mouth. Then he will have an equal amount of iron filings stuck to either side of his face and won't need to hide the bald side with his hand biggrin

7 Sep 2004

Quote by niceguysdoexist
I'd buy a Rabbit vibrator for.....
...oh hang on ...ohhh sorry you said ..................random ..................not randy
Ahhh well I'd buy a cut glass champagne flute for everyone and charge it with Champagne and raise a toast to all the members of swinging heaven who make this place what it is ....diverse, wonderful fun and slightly wicked(allegedly )so..
CHEERS :cheers: EVERYONE

Creep! Populist!! I'd buy you the champagne to put in it mate. Top man!!

7 Sep 2004

I`d buy Sarge some sanity. Just to fuck with his head :twisted:
Venusxxx

7 Sep 2004

I'd buy Misschief what she wanted - 'cos..........

7 Sep 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
I`d buy Sarge some sanity. Just to fuck with his head :twisted:
Venusxxx

Oh bollox.... I just did an Alex and spat tea all over my puter screen and a debbiewebs and pissed myself.... redface

ops:
:giggle: :giggle:
Love it Venus kiss

Shireen
xxx

7 Sep 2004

I would buy Warwick a small box for his marbles, so that he never losses them again.

7 Sep 2004

Another can of stella for neilinleeds........ :cheers:

7 Sep 2004

Quote by RSAB2
Another can of stella for neilinleeds........ :cheers:

:shock: Judging from his post I think he has had enough already tonight.... :giggle: :giggle:
Shireen
xxx

7 Sep 2004

I'd buy Shireen an emerald navel stud 'cos she's lovely and she'd have another one to choose - how many now??

7 Sep 2004

Quote by westerross
I'd buy Shireen an emerald navel stud 'cos she's lovely and she'd have another one to choose - how many now??

Ooohh....

ops: Gosh I've gone all warm.... wink

I only have 2 so far, I didn't want to push my luck too much as I have only had it done since April 20th and (touching wood here) never had a problem at all.... My other one is a dolphin, but I only wear it when I am going out as the tail digs into me when I sit down... lol

:lol:
Shireen
xxx

7 Sep 2004

What I have for my friends in the forum can be bought!
A great big smoochy hug!!!!!!
(I am in need of one tonight, myself!)
Another evening I probably could have thought up amusing pressies for most!

7 Sep 2004

Quote by Alexandra
What I have for my friends in the forum can be bought!
A great big smoochy hug!!!!!!
(I am in need of one tonight, myself!)
Another evening I probably could have thought up amusing pressies for most!

(((((((((((((((((((((hugs))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
can't make my arms reach for a real one though

7 Sep 2004

Aww Thanks Calista
I wasn't trying to solicit a hug - honest - its just been hard work at times tonight!
I keep wanting to call you Callie, you know! rolleyes

7 Sep 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Aww Thanks Calista
I keep wanting to call you Callie

LOLOLOL that's okay .... I keep wanting to sign my real name on the boards neutral

although most people know it.
I think Tune calls me cali or something similar .... neil apparently has taken to calling me cheeky bitch today!!!! I'll respond to most things hehehehe

7 Sep 2004

{{{{{{{{{{BigSmoochyHugz4Alex}}}}}}}}}}
passionkiss

Ice xxx

7 Sep 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
{{{{{{{{{{BigSmoochyHugz4Alex}}}}}}}}}}

Ice xxx

Thank you Phil wink

But please - I mean it - I hate these theads that turn too personal!
I would be hypocritical to welcome it for myself!

7 Sep 2004

Quote by Alexandra
{{{{{{{{{{BigSmoochyHugz4Alex}}}}}}}}}}

Ice xxx

Thank you Phil wink

But please - I mean it - I hate these theads that turn too personal!
I would be hypocritical to welcome it for myself!
I know you're weren't looking for a hug. I just felt like it, ok? kiss

7 Sep 2004

Quote by westerross
I'd buy a Rabbit vibrator for.....
...oh hang on ...ohhh sorry you said ..................random ..................not randy
Ahhh well I'd buy a cut glass champagne flute for everyone and charge it with Champagne and raise a toast to all the members of swinging heaven who make this place what it is ....diverse, wonderful fun and slightly wicked(allegedly )so..
CHEERS :cheers: EVERYONE

Creep! Populist!! I'd buy you the champagne to put in it mate. Top man!!
Absolutely and unashamedly and you know what ...I got to kiss some lovely arses :twisted:

7 Sep 2004

Id buy myself a porsche!

7 Sep 2004

Quote by mollyandchris
Id buy myself a porsche!

weve got one of them ....4 weeks to build, loads of mess around the house, but at least weve got somewhere to hang our coats.