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Ok so this has probably been done before, but me and some friends were talking and said if you could change anything about yourself what would it be, personality traits or personal features?
For me i would like to have more self confidence.
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bugger where do I start !!!......well the extra chins can go for a start FFS!!!...what the hell happened there....woke up one Thursday morning a few years back and some slime ball had been round, nicked all me hair and left two more chins as a part exchange....not happy not happy at all, bloody two chins is no exchange for a head of hair.
....and whilst we are on the subject, what the hell happened to me ears. nice cute little things they were when I had hair to cover em and now me hair gets nowhere near em ,they go and decide to thicken up, I kid you not, if the next steak I'm served in a restuarant is half as thick as my ears, I will walk out happy that I've had value for money.
If I'm having the chins and ears altered, then I might as well get the nose sorted as well, never been happy with it, too damn big for my liking.
What with me nose, me chins, that must have restricted my ability to look down, alongside the belly that used to be me dads years ago, is it any wonder I wear slip on shoes !!! I can't see to tie laces anymore, so I want to alter these things so I can wear lace up shoes!
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bugger where do I start !!!......well the extra chins can go for a start FFS!!!...what the hell happened there....woke up one Thursday morning a few years back and some slime ball had been round, nicked all me hair and left two more chins as a part exchange....not happy not happy at all, bloody two chins is no exchange for a head of hair.
....and whilst we are on the subject, what the hell happened to me ears. nice cute little things they were when I had hair to cover em and now me hair gets nowhere near em ,they go and decide to thicken up, I kid you not, if the next steak I'm served in a restuarant is half as thick as my ears, I will walk out happy that I've had value for money.
If I'm having the chins and ears altered, then I might as well get the nose sorted as well, never been happy with it, too damn big for my liking.
What with me nose, me chins, that must have restricted my ability to look down, alongside the belly that used to be me dads years ago, is it any wonder I wear slip on shoes !!! I can't see to tie laces anymore, so I want to alter these things so I can wear lace up shoes!

With due respect, davej and as much as i sypathise none of the above are personality traits!!!
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With due respect, davej and as much as i sypathise none of the above are personality traits!!!

Spot on Foxy, however they are personal features which were an option for change in the original post.
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With due respect, davej and as much as i sypathise none of the above are personality traits!!!

Granted foxy, but nealfiona actually said this
if you could change anything about yourself what would it be, personality trates or personal features?

And davej, I think you should ask to have your sanity re-implanted while they're at it!! :lol2: rotflmao
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With due respect, davej and as much as i sypathise none of the above are personality traits!!!

Spot on Foxy, however they are personal features which were an option for change in the original post.
Ehm missed that bit!! But even so surely you are more that a bit of hairy chin?
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With due respect, davej and as much as i sypathise none of the above are personality traits!!!

Spot on Foxy, however they are personal features which were an option for change in the original post.
Ehm missed that bit!! But even so surely you are more that a bit of hairy chin?
ooops, another stubby finger hit the submit button before I typed the post.....there you go a personality trait I would like to change............
not to be so impulsive!
I'd like my testicles to be of equal size.....one like a grapefruit, one like a brussel sprout.....just doesn't look cool in speedo's down the local pool
I'd like an implant in my brain that is triggered when I've drunk enough alcohol redface Struggling to remember the night before is getting a bit tiresome now - especially when I know I've had a great time but can only remember snippets :cry:
Hmmmmm where do i start..
Body
Can i keep me ears ??? I like them. Get rid of the rest LOL
Personality...
More self confidence
To be more assertive
I d like to be able to spell
Also id get rid of my stomach. Either liposuction or a bacon slicer!!!
If dave wants his ears and chin doing that fine, i just want my boobs reduced too then if he's having more than one thing
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If dave wants his ears and chin doing that fine, i just want my boobs reduced too then if he's having more than one thing
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Hey it's your thread guys, have as many things done as you want.....just make sure that any reduction you have goes straight in the bin cos as sure as eggs are eggs, some baRstard will sneak over to my house and sew them onto me in the middle of the night..
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I d like to be able to spell

thats would be a blessing!!!!!!!
On the whole, I'm fairly happy with myself. Infact I think I'm quite an nice person cool lol
However, I would like to be more assertive cos I'm a shy little flower really redface
On the physical side I'd like to have lazer surgery to correct my vision. Being long sighted, I can't see anything within 3 feet of my face unless I'm wearing my specs sad
This is not such a bad thing when you consider some of the ugly people around, but I'd still like to see just *how* ugly they are without wearing my bins rolleyes
Oh and a fair amount of liposuction wouldn't go amiss either rolleyes wink
Tracy-Jayne
yea the ravages of time takes there toll don't they.......I would have a full head of hair....still got 3/4.....but if there was a rememdy other than a thatch i would go for it !!
As I sit here shuffling around in my chair the first thing that crossed my mind was having an arse that a thong doesnt cut into! surpriseduch: :eeek:
But yes, confidence, self assurance, spelling, liposuction etc etc
Id also love laser treatment to correct my sight.
Id also like my tits to be closer together so id actually have a cleavage rolleyes
I'd be 22 again but with the experience of life I can show now. I suppose if I had a second option I'd ask for an inch on the height and an inch on the todger, but not important and about ME, the real ME I'd change nothing. I've always been rather happy with my looks.
Im with Dean , Id like to look young again.
I always used to look younger than I was the I woke up one morning to the realisation that Im 40 and look older :cry:
Well personality wise....
I wish I was a touch more self confident - I know I come over as self assured, but that isn't always the inner feeling.
Physically
I'd like a flatter tummy, slightly thinner waist and a touch off my thighs!
Oh and perfect sight - I was going to have my eyes lasered a couple of years ago, but I would still have had to wear glasses - so no point in the expense and discomfort!
Alex x
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Oh and perfect sight - I was going to have my eyes lasered a couple of years ago, but I would still have had to wear glasses - so no point in the expense and discomfort!
Alex x

Hi Alex
I used to date a doctor (who wore glasses) & she said she wouldnt consider laser surgery as she doesnt believe there is enough data nor has the technology been around long enough to prove that there wont be any long term side effects.
Dxxx
I would be more strong minded.......... that way I would be able to say no to women now and again. Atleast then I would stay out of trouble for a bit. Saying that sometimes strouble can be fun biggrin
Id like to have more self confidence, broader shoulders and thicker skin confused I hate being so sensitive, but a friend has told me not to change, they like me as i am, nice aint it?? smile
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Hmmmmm where do i start..
Body
Can i keep me ears ??? I like them. Get rid of the rest LOL
Personality...
More self confidence
To be more assertive

Your Body..... your having a laugh!!
If i could change anything ...i would like to be a bit more thicked skinned
Can't see the point of changing anything, I’m short, fat, greying and wear contacts but what the hell, I’m alive and healthy (at the moment lol) so I’m happy
I'd have to say I'd like to change.....
mad evil :twisted: banghead flipa duel :sparring:
My temperredface
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Oh and perfect sight - I was going to have my eyes lasered a couple of years ago, but I would still have had to wear glasses - so no point in the expense and discomfort!
Alex x

Hi Alex
I used to date a doctor (who wore glasses) & she said she wouldnt consider laser surgery as she doesnt believe there is enough data nor has the technology been around long enough to prove that there wont be any long term side effects.
Dxxx
I've heard the sameD, also I know a couple of people who have had to go back for repeat surgery because of scar tissue. I am pleased that I wasn't a viable case for the op now
Personality:
I'd change my degree of tolerance for mistakes, my own and others'. ie: make it more than zero rolleyes
Physical:
A fully functioning back would be nice.
If nose jobs were pain and risk free I'd have one tomorrow.