Yup, the song was on the radio- and I started musing. The creator appears on earth. This may (as in my case) require some major suspension of belief, or not. That's not the point. The point is this- The Creator, in whatever his her it's guise, grants an audience with everyone on earth. You get to ask them "just one question." What would yours be? I expect mine would be something along the lines of "why do you allow so much suffering?" Although I'd try to phrase it in such a way as to get best value from my one shot. Over to you..........
If everyone has to shag to have babies, or at the very least, mix sperm with an egg, why didn't you lead by example, why did you, instead, pick a virgin, and just magic a baby Jesus in there?? :confused: Why did you pick a virgin who was also married to someone else, when you told moses to carve in stone that adultery was v. bad?? Blast, that's two questions OK, rewording - why didn't you pick a single woman and just shag her??
Quote by winchwench Didn't quite work out as you planned, did it?
Can I change my question That's my question to the omnipotent one, not a question directed at the thread! (or are winchwench and the omnipotent one and the same? :lol
Quote by ukbeannie Didn't quite work out as you planned, did it?
Can I change my question That's my question to the omnipotent one, not a question directed at the thread! (or are winchwench and the omnipotent one and the same? :lol :doh: And damn! After this time I've been sussed. .....But I'll have you know theres nowt wrong with my potency :lol:
I've thought long and hard about this one (perhaps too long!) and of all the answers to this thread I found this one, so far, to be the best. All the other questions are "Why" questions. I would ask "how can I cure cancer?" or "how can I stop suffering?" or "how can I make David Essex 18 again??!"
As well as the more weighty questions - Can you please make M&S bring back their tinted moisturiser in Light - (everything else is too dark for my scottish skin! )
:lol: :lol: No dont worry its ok, I read a copy of Watchtower (Jehovas Witnesses) that was left in my shop once & they very thoughtfully answered that question. Apparently they are suffering so that they can be rewarded in paradise - no I didnt get it either really but basically the suffering is a good thing, they should be grateful.
Assuming we are not already dead when we get to meet the Creator, I'd ask "What is the best way for me to live my life?" If we were dead I'd ask "What is the best way to live my death...?" Unless I was pissed at the time, in which case I'd probably waste my question by asking "Are you REALLY the Creator?" :silly: :doh: Russell
Quote by dyablaster mine would be............................. why 42 ?
But if he answered- you'd spontaneously combust! :shock: Hiya & welcome to the nuthouse. Now, to business- a question for you...... Marmite- love it or hate it? Choose your fate....
Quote by dyablaster i love it !!!!!!!!!!!! one of the best things ever
Feck off out of my thread then! :spar: Lets put it another way, I'm all for second chances. Take a look at the "smite" thread, and the freedom against Marmite thread. Take a long hard look at the profiles of both the thread starters. Think carefully, and decide "Whose arse would I most like to grope?" :thumbup: >>>>>>Bitterly regrets checking neither the sex or sexuality of the person she's so blatantly trying to bribe :shock:
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