how would you advertise yourselves if you were in a catalogue?
Internet only? not available in the shops? exclusive to sh? use your own imagination?
i'm looking to purchase one.
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If you were goods all packaged up for swinging?
Sex God
"For Sale
Vintage Model with some dents and bumps in the body work, but all original parts. Genuine mileage, and not too heavy on fuel. Very comfy driving position, good brakes and new suspension struts,
Open to Offers"
Vintage Model with some dents and bumps in the body work, but all original parts. Genuine mileage, and not too heavy on fuel. Very comfy driving position, good brakes and new suspension struts,
Open to Offers"
Sex God
No batteries needed 
Sex God
Reduced(again) for quick sale....
Sex God
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Buy the condoms, get Dawnie Free :lol2:
Condoms ordered
Sex God
Lost in transit 
Sex God
As Seen.
Caveat Emptor.
No reserve.
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Caveat Emptor.
No reserve.
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Sex God
Quote by earthchild
wide load, handle with care, has sharp edges
Gloves and a fine file ordered also
Sex God
Free to a good home.
Collect in person.
Collect in person.
Orgasminator
FRAGILE !
THIS WAY UP :arrow:
GETTING BETTER WITH AGE
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THIS WAY UP :arrow:
GETTING BETTER WITH AGE
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Quote by redpantherman
intimidating structure with surprisingly welcoming interior layout.
A quick word with the online World Wide Wait Trade Descriptions Act would see that amended to the following...
Highly unstable with shifting foundations - Underpinning would be essential!
:giggle: ...
You git.......
although I suppose you might be right.
are you going to be honest about your use of spray tan now?
Quote by redpantherman
intimidating structure with surprisingly welcoming interior layout.
A quick word with the online World Wide Wait Trade Descriptions Act would see that amended to the following...
Highly unstable with shifting foundations - Underpinning would be essential!
:giggle: ...
She can shift my foundations any time :giggle:
Quote by splendid_
intimidating structure with surprisingly welcoming interior layout.
A quick word with the online World Wide Wait Trade Descriptions Act would see that amended to the following...
Highly unstable with shifting foundations - Underpinning would be essential!
:giggle: ...
You git.......
although I suppose you might be right.
are you going to be honest about your use of spray tan now?
Why has TanKinky changed her name again?
Quote by Firelizard
intimidating structure with surprisingly welcoming interior layout.
A quick word with the online World Wide Wait Trade Descriptions Act would see that amended to the following...
Highly unstable with shifting foundations - Underpinning would be essential!
:giggle: ...
She can shift my foundations any time :giggle:
I thought fire was such a nice lady!
Ok hun, while you getting shifted I will get on with the underpinning! :twisted:
Quote by redpantherman
intimidating structure with surprisingly welcoming interior layout.
A quick word with the online World Wide Wait Trade Descriptions Act would see that amended to the following...
Highly unstable with shifting foundations - Underpinning would be essential!
:giggle: ...
She can shift my foundations any time :giggle:
I thought fire was such a nice lady!
Ok hun, while you getting shifted I will get on with the underpinning! :twisted:
OMG!! did I say that out loud????
