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I was just listening to the radio and one of the announcers said imagine what you could do if you were invisible. Few funny comments came out!
So what would you do if you were invisible for one day only?
I would go to a munch or social and see what everyone there is like and what they got up to. :twisted:
Drop my the PM's office and tell him I was the voice of God.
Quote by Theladyisaminx
I would go to a munch or social and see what everyone there is like and what they got up to. :twisted:

Oooh, you wouldn't need to be invisible Minx. Just get your name down for one!
Erm... I would probably go and spend the day hanging out with Prince. Would love to know what makes him tick and how he writes his lyrics and music and what he is like when he is just relaxing.
I'd hang around my local shopping centre for a while, pinch guys on the bottom as they walk past - stand back and watch the fun! lol
I'd go down to the shopping center and squirt people with water...... rolleyes
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I'd go down to the shopping center and squirt people with water...... rolleyes

Mmmmmm - that's better than my idea! confused
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I'd go down to the shopping center and squirt people with water...... rolleyes

Mmmmmm - that's better than my idea! confused
you don't have to be invisible either.......me and the kids did it once....... biggrin
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I'd go down to the shopping center and squirt people with water...... rolleyes

Mmmmmm - that's better than my idea! confused
you don't have to be invisible either.......me and the kids did it once....... biggrin
Sounds like you had fun :lol2:
I got banned from a camp site doing the same thing once!!:?
I was a teenager though lol
Quote by anais
I'd go down to the shopping center and squirt people with water...... rolleyes

Mmmmmm - that's better than my idea! confused
you don't have to be invisible either.......me and the kids did it once....... biggrin
Sounds like you had fun :lol2:
I got banned from a camp site doing the same thing once!!:?
I was a teenager though lol
Tenko??? :? :? :? :? wink
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I'd go down to the shopping center and squirt people with water...... rolleyes

Mmmmmm - that's better than my idea! confused
you don't have to be invisible either.......me and the kids did it once....... biggrin
Sounds like you had fun :lol2:
I got banned from a camp site doing the same thing once!!:?
I was a teenager though lol
Tenko??? :? :? :? :? wink
Cheeky Git - I aint that old! :lol2: :lol2:
I do my best to be invisible IRL so nothing much is different.
would sitting in the ladies changing rooms at the local gym be classed as pervy?????
not too sure what i would do.. to many things to choose from..
cycling to work would probably freak a few people out. then stand next to someone at the coffee machine, and press the wrong item, just as they put there money in :twisted: .. then sit at my desk and spin round on my chair....
feck i've got no life... chance of being invisaterble and i spend it at work! ...
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I do my best to be invisible IRL so nothing much is different.

could you try a bit harder on here..... rolleyes
I'd probably be very confused and try and go find myself confused
I'd follow my Father in law into the bank and see how much money the tight arse really has stored in there!
I would womder if i was wearing was''en vogue''.
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I do my best to be invisible IRL so nothing much is different.

could you try a bit harder on here..... rolleyes
Nah, I save it for RL, here's just a fantasy world!
I would take a seat in the "mods" Steam Room (Oh yes they do have one wink ) and get all the gos.,
No I will not tell you anything but I might tell you somthing.

medic_1
I'd sneak into our pay office and put more money into my bank account. How people are supposed to survive on sick pay is beyond me :doh:
I don't see what's so great about invisibility
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I'd sneak into our pay office and put more money into my bank account. How people are supposed to survive on sick pay is beyond me :doh:

why would u need money???? be no good to u as who u going to pay if no one can see u ????
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I don't see what's so great about invisibility

Who said that? dunno
(You just knew someone was going to do that, didn't you? lol )
Mrs 777 xxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by medic_1
I would take a seat in the "mods" Steam Room (Oh yes they do have one wink ) and get all the gos.,
No I will not tell you anything but I might tell you somthing.
medic_1

Have they been hiding a steam roomfrom me all this time? confused :?
Bugga's!! :lol2: :lol2:
I quite fancy going out and having some fun on Halloween - the tricks I could get up to!! :twisted:
Quote by anais
I would take a seat in the "mods" Steam Room (Oh yes they do have one wink ) and get all the gos.,
No I will not tell you anything but I might tell you somthing.
medic_1

Have they been hiding a steam roomfrom me all this time? confused :?
Bugga's!! :lol2: :lol2:
I quite fancy going out and having some fun on Halloween - the tricks I could get up to!! :twisted:
It would be cold though wouldn't it? Or are your clothes invisible as well?
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I would take a seat in the "mods" Steam Room (Oh yes they do have one wink ) and get all the gos.,
No I will not tell you anything but I might tell you somthing.
medic_1

Have they been hiding a steam roomfrom me all this time? confused :?
Bugga's!! :lol2: :lol2:
I quite fancy going out and having some fun on Halloween - the tricks I could get up to!! :twisted:
It would be cold though wouldn't it? Or are your clothes invisible as well?
Heck your being pedantic today!!! :? :? :lol2:
Sorry just in one of those moods.
I've read way to many invisible man type stories and they all fall down on one vital piece of information. We use the feedback from our eyes to move our body. We watch the spoon with our food as it goes into our mouths, so we don't wipr it round our cheeks. If we can't see ourselves we wouldn't be able to do anything.
Sorry I can't help being a sad pedantic anorak.
I'll get my coat.
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Heck your being pedantic today!!! confused :? :lol2:

Nah, being pedantic would be telling you that "your" is wrong and should be "you're". :twisted:
Quote by keeno
Sorry just in one of those moods.
I've read way to many invisible man type stories and they all fall down on one vital piece of information. We use the feedback from our eyes to move our body. We watch the spoon with our food as it goes into our mouths, so we don't wipr it round our cheeks. If we can't see ourselves we wouldn't be able to do anything.
Sorry I can't help being a sad pedantic anorak.
I'll get my coat.

Stop saying sorry smackbottom
An no-one said your a sad pedantic anorak - YET :giggle: