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as part of my new found sexuality, why not smackbottom then kiss it better
Quote by meat2pleaseu
as part of my new found sexuality, why not smackbottom then kiss it better

Do you really want me to answer that? :P
Well now you are a lesbian... of course I will smackbottom then kiss it better! Maybe even 69position if you are lucky! wink
i'm quite liking this girlyness, still don't think i'll even get into shoe shopping though
Quote by meat2pleaseu
i'm quite liking this girlyness, still don't think i'll even get into shoe shopping though

:shock: :shock:
It's ok everyone, I've alerted the apropreate autorities and the men in white coats are on the way loon
i demand women in white coats. sexy ones that like girlie sex, i'm feeling horny and emotional :cry:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
i demand women in white coats. sexy ones that like girlie sex, i'm feeling horny and emotional :cry:

Yes it's ok meaty dear, you just sit over there and everything will be just fine,
get that hypo in him for gods sake
Quote by Pete_sw
i demand women in white coats. sexy ones that like girlie sex, i'm feeling horny and emotional :cry:

Yes it's ok meaty dear, you just sit over there and everything will be just fine,
get that hypo in him for gods sake
Will do Pete
Right then meaty "Down over, trousers down. You'll only feel a little prick" :giggle:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
i'm quite liking this girlyness, still don't think i'll even get into shoe shopping though

Shoes
Did you mention shoes??
You can always try shoe shopping at a certain well known auction web site. lol
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
i demand women in white coats. sexy ones that like girlie sex, i'm feeling horny and emotional :cry:

Yes it's ok meaty dear, you just sit over there and everything will be just fine,
get that hypo in him for gods sake
Will do Pete
Right then meaty "Down over, trousers down. You'll only feel a little prick" :giggle:
There are so many comments I could add to that... but I'm too scared to :scared:
one involves a comment about meaty only having a little one and I don't do size-ist comments lol
I used to beat up my little sister when we were wee, but I can't remember ever being in a proper fight. An ex and a flat mate got into a nasty one in my flat which ended up with one of my walls being smashed!
Have you ever had any strange/unruly lodgers?....
Quote by Kiss_Me

Do you have good memories of school?

That sounded like a great school! I don't think I went to a very good school really. I do have one memory of not doing ANY work all morning at junior school (I was about 7) and my teacher was sitting on my tiny chair looking at my book redface anyway she smacked me on the bottom and as a complete reflex I slapped her in the face!!! :shock:
Have you ever hit anyone?
Sorry but remembering that has got me rotflmao
Quote by celestria
stormy lol

I am sooooooo much more than just a weather pattern. rolleyes
Stormy
Quote by firelizard
stormy lol

I am sooooooo much more than just a weather pattern. rolleyes
Stormy
Yeah... you're cute too wink
Quote by meat2pleaseu
rotflmao
don't be so sure, i remember a thread about fish fingers running to 3 or 4 pages :shock:
or it might just get hyjacked
(Rice Pudding with Jam in is lovely :thumbupsmile

Ooooooo did someone mention hijack? biggrin
*blows dust off picture*
Mods Edit: don't post tasteless and offensive pictures
OK so it's three pages late. Gimme a break I've been working and then been lifting weights and doing tae-bo. (not at the same time) :P rolleyes
Quote by dambuster
I love rice pudding.
But it has to be straight from the fridge and eaten from the tin.
And you mustn't completely remove the top, just can opener it 90% way round and fold it up.

:thumbup: Yup, but it also has to be the thick kind that goes "ssssccccchhhhlllloooooopppppppppppppppppp" when you dig a spoonfull out, like Ambrosia. :D