Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
Inane thread
last reply
44 replies
1.3k views
0 watchers
0 likes
Sex God
don't be so sure, i remember a thread about fish fingers running to 3 or 4 pages :shock:
or it might just get hyjacked
(Rice Pudding with Jam in is lovely :thumbup
Sex God
ooooh no has to be a blob of my own jam in rice pudding turning it a lovely shade of purple
yummmmmmmy
yummmmmmmy
Quote by celestria
Same here really - my hayfever is annoying me! Do you have hayfever?
OK so how about we answer the original question that leads to yet another question??
No, fektart does though. He was struggling a bit while we were camping last weekend. Have you ever been camping?
Yes I've been camping lots of times - I hit my finger with the mallet once! Have you ever injured your hands in any way Celery?
:giggle:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
(Rice Pudding with Jam in is lovely :thumbup
Haven't had that in years, might have to buy some now
You mean a dish of congealed wallpaper paste with a red syrup that probably contained enough e-numbers and artificial colourings to keep anyone with ADHD going for the next 6 months? yeah that was minging... but my gran used to make really yummy semolina
Quote by Kiss_Me
Same here really - my hayfever is annoying me! Do you have hayfever?
OK so how about we answer the original question that leads to yet another question??
No, fektart does though. He was struggling a bit while we were camping last weekend. Have you ever been camping?
Yes I've been camping lots of times - I hit my finger with the mallet once! Have you ever injured your hands in any way Celery?
:giggle:
Yeah, about this time last year I was helping a friend lay some carpet tiles in her downstairs loo and I almost cut my finger off with a stanley knife. Much to her amusement it was about 30 seconds after she said "just be careful with that knife"
Are you any good at DIY?
Quote by Kiss_Me
Sorry to hear that Celery!Yes I'm at DIY even if I say so myself. (I even converted my own loft - and that's not a euphemism!) I have quite a lot of tools too.
Do you own any power tools?
I inherited a few when fektart moved in but I'm not allowed to play with them unsupervised since the stanley knife finger incident was relayed to him
Have you ever been stopped from doing something you really wanted to do?
That must be annoying - but I have to say I don't letmy gf play with them either, Im very impatient like that! I've always wanted to do a skydive or a parachute jump but my gf is really against the idea, she says she is worried something will go wrong or she will lose me!
Have you ever lost anything?
Have you ever lost anything?
Quote by Kiss_Me
That must be annoying - but I have to say I don't let my gf play with them either, Im very impatient like that! I've always wanted to do a skydive or a parachute jump but my gf is really against the idea, she says she is worried something will go wrong or she will lose me!
Have you ever lost anything?
Awww that's so sweet. I have a morbid fear of heights unless I have something solid underneath my feet so I'd never jump out of a plane, actually it would be really hard to get me in the plane in the first place because I hate taking off and landing so much so fektart knows he wouldn't have to stop me doing that one
Apart from my virginity? :lol: Actually the worst thing I've ever lost is one of my brother's cats. I was looking after them both for a couple of months when he and his ex-wife split up and they were moving out of their house and one of them escaped. Spent weeks looking for it since their old house was just around the corner from here but never did find it. Was really strange because I saw the blooming thing about 6 months ago and it looked happy and healthy so someone seems to have adopted it.
Do you have any pets?
Quote by celestria
That must be annoying - but I have to say I don't let my gf play with them either, Im very impatient like that! I've always wanted to do a skydive or a parachute jump but my gf is really against the idea, she says she is worried something will go wrong or she will lose me!
Have you ever lost anything?
Awww that's so sweet. I have a morbid fear of heights unless I have something solid underneath my feet so I'd never jump out of a plane, actually it would be really hard to get me in the plane in the first place because I hate taking off and landing so much so fektart knows he wouldn't have to stop me doing that one
Apart from my virginity? :lol: Actually the worst thing I've ever lost is one of my brother's cats. I was looking after them both for a couple of months when he and his ex-wife split up and they were moving out of their house and one of them escaped. Spent weeks looking for it since their old house was just around the corner from here but never did find it. Was really strange because I saw the blooming thing about 6 months ago and it looked happy and healthy so someone seems to have adopted it.
Do you have any pets?
That's really sad!
Yes I have a cat who is more like a family member than a pet. I used to do a lot of falconry so I've had lots of different birds over the years. My dad used to do 'bird talks' at schools etc.
Did anyone ever come and give you a talk when you were at school?
Quote by Kiss_Me
That's really sad!
Yes I have a cat who is more like a family member than a pet. I used to do a lot of falconry so I've had lots of different birds over the years. My dad used to do 'bird talks' at schools etc.
Did anyone ever come and give you a talk when you were at school?
Apart from the usual fire brigade, police, school nurse talks I can't remember any. I went to a small village school and we did class trips to the village dairy, bakery and butchers which I remember thoroughly enjoying. We go a free yoghurt at the dairy, an iced bun at the bakers and a sausage roll at the butchers. Can't see that ever happening now though, think health and safety laws will have put paid to that along with the fact the dairy closed down about 15 years ago
Do you have good memories of school?
Quote by celestria
That's really sad!
Yes I have a cat who is more like a family member than a pet. I used to do a lot of falconry so I've had lots of different birds over the years. My dad used to do 'bird talks' at schools etc.
Did anyone ever come and give you a talk when you were at school?
Apart from the usual fire brigade, police, school nurse talks I can't remember any. I went to a small village school and we did class trips to the village dairy, bakery and butchers which I remember thoroughly enjoying. We go a free yoghurt at the dairy, an iced bun at the bakers and a sausage roll at the butchers. Can't see that ever happening now though, think health and safety laws will have put paid to that along with the fact the dairy closed down about 15 years ago
Do you have good memories of school?
That sounded like a great school! I don't think I went to a very good school really. I do have one memory of not doing ANY work all morning at junior school (I was about 7) and my teacher was sitting on my tiny chair looking at my book
anyway she smacked me on the bottom and as a complete reflex I slapped her in the face!!! :shock:Have you ever hit anyone?
Sorry but remembering that has got me
Sex God
Quote by Kiss_Me
I do have one memory of not doing ANY work all morning :
and they say school doesn't prepare you for real life anymore :giggle:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Thats disgusting, reminds me too much of horrible school diners
I have issues with rice pudding relating back to Junior school. :scared:
In those day's there wasn't a choice of meals, you either ate it or you didn't.
They used to do the meals on a rota basis, but for some reason always had "Chicken Supreme" & "Rice Pudding" on the same day.
This was quite off putting as they both looked exactly the same.
I remember one day standing in like and the dinner lady holding up a ladel of "gone-cold" rice pudding and saying "Ooh you've got some skin with it" like it was some kind of bonus.
I actually there and then and I've never eaten the stuff since
Sex God
I hate rice pudding, just looks like maggoty cream :shock: blek
can I have one of these instead please :P
can I have one of these instead please :P
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I do have one memory of not doing ANY work all morning :
and they say school doesn't prepare you for real life anymore :giggle:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Meaty I don't know what's happening!! First it was Bloke going Bi and now I think I may be falling for you! :inlove:
You make me laugh out loud, which is pretty tough to do as I'm a bit impeded in that area! :crazy:
Sex God
i'm quite prepared to convert to lesbianism, wouldn't take much of a change in my usual sexual activity :rascal: :lickface: 
you or 