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Is anyone actually genuine?
Sex God
Nope they are all false and the pictures have been pirated from Whippets and Readers Wives Weekly
Sex God
thats true , last time we didnt meet Alex she was at least as unreal the time we never met her previously .
Sex God
Best thing is to shag one of the fakes then .
Sex God
@ Alex, Silk and Big G. Sorry Skiptonman, but I'm sure you'll find someone to meet soon. With this site nothings guaranteed, you just have to perceiver.
Sex God
Seriously though Skip mate . Ill ask , cos we know thats what you want us to do ...why do you say there isnt anyone genuine ?
Sex God
Quote by Skiptonman
I can't seem to find anyone genuine though.
well bearing in miny you have only been here 3 weeks... and you have managed 11 posts... how do people know you are genuine...
just looking at it from there point of view....
sean xxxx
Sex God
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: why the hell I am laughing at people that dont exist is beyond me.
Skiptonman just be patient get to know us a bit more and you will definately find us all very genuine.
...........davej goes off to find mrs davej who he wishes wasn't real at times.
I'm paranoid now. I can't figure out if we're genuine or not!
I'm real, (I must be cos I turn up to work and my boss pays me), we go to the munches and say hi to people, as do an awful lot of the people on here, we're friendly, we might even buy you a drink if we've been paid, so what is it you're actually asking?
jules n dave
I'm real, (I must be cos I turn up to work and my boss pays me), we go to the munches and say hi to people, as do an awful lot of the people on here, we're friendly, we might even buy you a drink if we've been paid, so what is it you're actually asking?
jules n dave
Sex God
At the risk of repeating myself . I refuse to be 'genuine' !! I wont be "genuine" , " down to earth" or " speak as I find" until someone explains what the f%*k they mean . I am a non existent non-genuine head in the clouds , iffy , dodgy unrealistic , dishonest person . In fact far from being "genuine" im a facsimile a " person-ette " made from real simulated flesh and bone.
G
G
Come on, guys, you know the score.
He's a single guy, he's offered his services to everyone in several ads and a couple of posts (maybe a few PMs, who knows) over a period of more than ten days - that's double figures - and he hasn't shagged a different girl every night.
The reason MUST be that WE are all not "genuine".
It can't be that nobody is interested in him and doesn't want the privilege of having him shag us. I mean, he's new, fresh meat, people should be rushing to shag him.
No, no, no, the problem must be with ALL of us.
Rachel
He's a single guy, he's offered his services to everyone in several ads and a couple of posts (maybe a few PMs, who knows) over a period of more than ten days - that's double figures - and he hasn't shagged a different girl every night.
The reason MUST be that WE are all not "genuine".
It can't be that nobody is interested in him and doesn't want the privilege of having him shag us. I mean, he's new, fresh meat, people should be rushing to shag him.
No, no, no, the problem must be with ALL of us.
Rachel
Orgasminator
I was going to make an observation........but then I find i can't!!
I'm not here, don't exist, i'm just some sick teenage programmers imagination gone wild. (He must be sick, why else would he make up a person thats 6'1 and overweight!!)
Oh... and i'm not really not from those areas anyway so I shouldn't be commenting, if I was.......... :moon:
BUT if your not real JudyTV, who was the TV i kissed at the munch i didn't go to on Saturday......damn and here was me thinking I had had my first MM kiss
I'm not here, don't exist, i'm just some sick teenage programmers imagination gone wild. (He must be sick, why else would he make up a person thats 6'1 and overweight!!)
Oh... and i'm not really not from those areas anyway so I shouldn't be commenting, if I was.......... :moon:
BUT if your not real JudyTV, who was the TV i kissed at the munch i didn't go to on Saturday......damn and here was me thinking I had had my first MM kiss
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Sorry guys, I'm not Dawn at all, I'm Dave from Doncaster
Dave :silly:
:shock: :shock: :shock: and you only think to tell us all this now???
oh and judy you're such a liar!!! it was a cheap hotel in the gay village last time i heard, with a meat pie down by the canal. i doubt you'll be needing all the factor 30. caribbean my arse!
n x x x x :P
Quote by Dawn_MidsIn that case Dave, I think you might have turned me bi at the non-Munch, those pierced non-nipples of yours did not fall snuggly into my hands and did in no way excite me, I'm gutted that you left me not wanting more!
Sorry guys, I'm not Dawn at all, I'm Dave from Doncaster
Dave :silly:
Marms
Orgasminator
Quote by marmalaidIn that case Dave, I think you might have turned me bi at the non-Munch, those pierced non-nipples of yours did not fall snuggly into my hands and did in no way excite me, I'm gutted that you left me not wanting more!
Sorry guys, I'm not Dawn at all, I'm Dave from Doncaster
Dave :silly:
Marms
And i didnt see you sweep Venus off her feet and whisk her across the dancefloor at the same non-munch then......... never experienced a group dream before, its kinda freaky not having the same memories of a non-munch as everyone else who wasn't there
Sex God
Quote by chick0074
caribbean my arse!
Is that some kind of gay sex act?
"I want you to Caribbean my arse"
Rachel
erm . . . . i'm not sure? is it?
any suggestions on what it might involve, just out of general interest you understand????Quote by Juliett
Erm, hey guys, did you just hi-jack the poor guys thread?
the phrase "ask a silly question . . . . " springs to mind!
n x x x x :P
Quote by juliett49
Erm, hey guys, did you just hi-jack the poor guys thread?
Shocking
Well nobody was going to give him a serious reply were they. He should be glad his thread is getting used at all as opposed to being just one of those that gets zero replies and rolls off the screen.
OK, he still isn't going to get a shag out of it, but at least he started a useful thread.
OK, I can't remember his name or what his original point was, but it's still a good conversation.
Rachel
Quote by neilinleeds
. caribbean my arse!
Is that some kind of gay sex act?
"I want you to Caribbean my arse"
Rachel
erm . . . . i'm not sure? is it?
any suggestions on what it might involve, just out of general interest you understand????n x x x x :P
Maybe it involves one of those big black guys from Jamaica - one of those ones with a 12 inch cock - like Omar
"I'm gonna Caribbean yo ass, boy"
Now there's a thought...
Rachel
:wink:
Sex God
Quote by Rachel
"I'm gonna Caribbean yo ass, boy"
Now there's a thought...
well if that's an offer i might have to consider it . . . .
neil x x x x x ;-)
Sex God
Quote by warwick
I dont think you do Judy
If its caribbean its bound to invole Pineapples
come to think of it, maybee thats what Davej is looking for :shock:
davej reminds himself never to ask for cream to go with his Pineapple rings in the future.
