I ask this because when i was married i spent many an hour in the garden stimulating my wifes clematis and she never once had an orgasm.
Even when we were having sex she never once showed any enjoyment from me repeatedly sticking my finger in her ear.
So is it a myth?
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Is the female orgasm a myth?
Quote by Glasgowfella
I ask this because when i was married i spent many an hour in the garden stimulating my wifes clematis and she never once had an orgasm.
Even when we were having sex she never once showed any enjoyment from me repeatedly sticking my finger in her ear.
So is it a myth?
Not sure, it could be a myth. I've certainly never had one.
:rose:
:lol:
:roll:Quote by marmalaid
can i ask???
did you moisten your finger first?
as through experiance, a moist finger is always better recieved.
Actually, I knew a woman that hated the moist finger in the ear thing, weirdo, I think she must've been a lesbian and she just hoped that I'd be able to turn her.
marms,
the finger must be warm first, as cold fingers can lead to brain freeze.
so if your finger was warm, then she must have been a lesbian,
but did you manage to turn her in the end?
Quote by Glasgowfella
can i ask???
did you moisten your finger first?
as through experiance, a moist finger is always better recieved.
So the chain mail glove wasnt a good idea then?
She did say i had to wear protection tho!
now we have hit the nail on the head....
you should be using heavy duty marigolds, with a furry cuff.....as seen on how clean is your house.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: GF , nice to see ya settling ok! 
Quote by Glasgowfella
Fab im now writing that into my "How to please women sexually" dos and donts
Thats in at number 2
Unfortunately number one is "Dont go near them"
i cant belive your defeatest attitude....once we have all the fine points ironed out, you will be instantly unresistable to women, who will throw themselves at your feet..( you do have clean feet dont you?)
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My feet are impeccable, well once you discount the verucas the fungus and the brown toenails
Those are fine, that's just character. I think what Teppic was trying to say was just make sure that the smell of the Brut, Old Spice or Hi-Karate (it is Christmas after all) is stronger than your foot odour.
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My feet are impeccable, well once you discount the verucas the fungus and the brown toenails
well nail varnish will cure the brown nails....let me give eager a call, he can sort some out for you.
this looks like this man needs an SH makeover..
Well as long as it doesnt involve me getting my hair french combed im all for it
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I have a problem smelling my feet to see if they smell. the halitosis tends to cover all other odours
LOL how sexy am I? :shock:
Actually, I have a solution. Go for the blind girls, they'll assume that the lack of movement of the dog is an inate trust of you and desire to be in your presence, instead of knowing that actually the dog has been overcome by fumes.
Despite my earlier suggestion, leave the aftershave off, the blind lass will then know which way up you are if each area of your body has a distinctive smell.
'Margerielaid'
Quote by Glasgowfella
Eargasm (noun)
The tingly-scalp nipplestand feeling one gets when cleaning out one's ears with a Q-Tip.
'AAAAAAAAAAAaaahhhhh ... eargasm."
Erm ive now wet my seat, anyone know a good upholstery cleaner?
omg, not only do we need to give you an SH makeover, but now we have to getr incontinance sorted out :shock:
