Is this a record for a newbie?

3 Nov 2005

Joined today
5 posts
4 threads started
3 threads locked
He's in LMU!
rolleyes

Are you sure half term was last week????

3 Nov 2005

I noticed!
It's incredulous sometimes, isn't it?

3 Nov 2005

Gods teeth..... I would have thought it was advisable to lurk a bit and judge the mood before jumping in with all guns blazing.
I expect his chat up line is similar...... "get ur coat, you've pulled" type.

3 Nov 2005

he ain't the only one today, theres been a couple of others as well, but he is the worst

3 Nov 2005

Now now, don't berate the poor lad. Take him under your wing and guide him toward the light. If that fails then guide him towards the nearest exit.
Shame on you all for newbie bashing smackbottom

3 Nov 2005

Quote by Alexandra
Joined today
5 posts
4 threads started
3 threads locked
He's in LMU!

Are you sure half term was last week????

I think he's a bit puffed out now from thread starting confused

Have been lurking behind him and he seems to have stopped posting cool

........
Unless he saw me lurking behind him confused

And now sees I've disappeared and is back on his posting spree :shock:
I better go check confused

Yoooohooooo Mr L ............
Heeeeeeere's Missy :twisted:
Missy - Shining :smile2:

3 Nov 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
Now now, don't berate the poor lad. Take him under your wing and guide him toward the light. If that fails then guide him towards the nearest exit.
Shame on you all for newbie bashing

Newbie bashing :shock: .................... us????............... nah :giggle:

3 Nov 2005

Quote by Missy
Heeeeeeere's Missy :twisted:
Missy - Shining :smile2:

:scared:

3 Nov 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
Do me all a favour and give him a little break so that he can calm down and work with me He's a little shy and over compensating to cover this so please for me

For you thinking - oh my brian hurts OK then.
A bit like premature ejaculation is it Steph confused

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3 Nov 2005

steph, tell him how to spell orgasm.
also steph, you never got me in a PM and led the way......or is that to come ;)

3 Nov 2005

Actually I like to use classy lines like
You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming
I'm a stud muffin baby, why don't you take a bite?
Would you like to dance? No, you must have misunderstood me, I SAID, you look fat in those pants!
LMU?

3 Nov 2005

Quote by lancyuk
steph, tell him how to spell orgasm.

That's a job for FB.

3 Nov 2005

Quote by lancyuk
steph, tell him how to spell orgasm.
also steph, you never got me in a PM and led the way......or is that to come ;)

Nah nor me............. had to do it all on me own with H watching over me shoulder :cry:

3 Nov 2005

Quote by wlibert leacock
Actually I like to use classy lines like
You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming
I'm a stud muffin baby, why don't you take a bite?
Would you like to dance? No, you must have misunderstood me, I SAID, you look fat in those pants!
LMU?

Wilbyyyyyyyyyyy
Welcome to the Cafe you sweet talker you cool

:lol2:

3 Nov 2005

Quote by wlibert leacock
Actually I like to use classy lines like
You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming
I'm a stud muffin baby, why don't you take a bite?
Would you like to dance? No, you must have misunderstood me, I SAID, you look fat in those pants!
LMU?

OK so the first thing is ditch the book of classy lines......... I've been using them ones for years and they don't work..... :grin:
And welcome by the way
M

3 Nov 2005

Quote by wlibert leacock
Would you like to dance?

When I ask that question of "young" ladies, I normally get the response - "Bog off pervert" :shock:

Quote by wlibert leacock
LMU?

Lets Meet Up section of this board.

3 Nov 2005

GLAD YOU CAN GIVE IT AND TAKE IT, AFTER ALL LIFE IS ABOUT HAVING THE CRAIC!!!!! ANY ADVICE ON THE CHAT UP LINES THEN?

3 Nov 2005

Caps - It's shouting rolleyes

3 Nov 2005

Quote by wlibert leacock
GLAD YOU CAN GIVE IT AND TAKE IT, AFTER ALL LIFE IS ABOUT HAVING THE CRAIC!!!!! ANY ADVICE ON THE CHAT UP LINES THEN?

Yeah WL-change yours :P
:welcome: by the way ;)
Minx x x

3 Nov 2005

Quote by wlibert leacock
GLAD YOU CAN GIVE IT AND TAKE IT, AFTER ALL LIFE IS ABOUT HAVING THE CRAIC!!!!! ANY ADVICE ON THE CHAT UP LINES THEN?

Oh Wilby

OK you gotta not type in capitals, cos can't read it too well with me poor old eyes - and it also looks like you're shouting :scared:
Ummmmmm chat up lines confused

................. Fancy a shag? :twisted: dunno

:lol2:

3 Nov 2005

umm..good chat up lines
how about...
fancy a 68..?
lady says don't you mean a 69
and you say no a 68..you give me a gobble and I'll owe you one !!!!!
or
Do you wanna a kiss....or do you want to stay a frog all your life ???
never actually worked for me, but there again with your irish charm I'm sure they will be winners !!!!

3 Nov 2005

Well first of all don't shout (typing in all Caps is seen as being rude smile

), and only use those lines if you are 100% sure the lady is pissed (when they're pissed they tend not to notice :grin smile

............... otherwise they will either walk away or give you a slap....
Spoken by the man with a cauliflower ear from lots of slaps :grin:

3 Nov 2005

how do you like your eggs in a morning?
ill get my coat.

3 Nov 2005

Quote by Missy
[chat up lines ................. Fancy a shag?

Eh, when I try that how come I get the slap :kick:

3 Nov 2005

Quote by Phoenix

I have to slap or I won't get anywhere :undecided:

3 Nov 2005

how abouit trying....Fancy a shag
then when the lady says.. NO
you reply well do you mind lying down whilst i have one !!!!
Ok I'll get me coat !! bolt

3 Nov 2005

"How about we go upstairs and scratch your thrush ?"
Weclome to the asylum btw

3 Nov 2005

i am sorrie about typing in capitails, how about one of you sit on my knee and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?

3 Nov 2005

Quote by Missy

I have to slap or I won't get anywhere :undecided:

Phoenix crosses legs tightly and makes mental note to watch out for missy's backhand
:P

3 Nov 2005

Quote by wlibert leacock
Actually I like to use classy lines like
You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming
I'm a stud muffin baby, why don't you take a bite?
Would you like to dance? No, you must have misunderstood me, I SAID, you look fat in those pants!
LMU?

Yea!!
Hello!! and welcome to the forum!
Nice to meet you.
And great to see you have a sense of humour!
Have fun on here!
Alex x