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Is wood a turn on??
Quote by glenn27
hi all
iv got a friend who has a thing 4 wood. i dont mean the male kind, i meen the tree kind is she weird or is this something antone else has encounted
p.s any wood puns u can think of will b greatly appreciated.
thanks xxxx
I do like the smell of some freshly cut wood. But IMO, I hate the thought of getting splinters in me willy. So I won't be exploring this anytime soon :shock:
Quote by duncanlondon
If the woman is getting off on live trees rooted to the earth and flourishing leaves etc. well she's one of those pagan, child of nature types. that's how it is, live with it.
eee by gum dont be taking her to stonehenge, just in case! Am sure them stones could cause some damage
Sex God
Silky is asleep , but when shes awake ill try and get her to post her singularly strange fantasy involving sitting astride a trunk in the forest !
As far as sexy wood goes I will tell you that im far more likely t get turned on whilst in an antique shop , than in MFI . There is something more sexy about french polished mahogany than there is about veneered chip board , and when you weigh in as much as I do perhaps its merely a safety thing sex wise .
As far as sexy wood goes I will tell you that im far more likely t get turned on whilst in an antique shop , than in MFI . There is something more sexy about french polished mahogany than there is about veneered chip board , and when you weigh in as much as I do perhaps its merely a safety thing sex wise .
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
the prospect of plunging me nadger in and out of a bag of damp sawdust doesn't work for me anymore
Dave - you mean it once did??????
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Bugger :shock: ....just goes to show that those teachers amongst us, have a point when they bang on about punctuation...........davej who will carry around a few spare comma's in his wallet for next time. Either that or change my posting name to Mr Woodchip.
FRECKLEDBIRD!...HAPPYCATS!.....can you stick a bag of mixed punctuations in an envelope and post em to me? I will pick up the postage this end.
Sex God
Dave, a big mixed bag on the way to you now - a freebie 
Sexpert
Quote by bigDewi69
Free pint to the first person to integrity the word Mahogany into this in a humourous way
I don't know how I can integrity it in, but I think I can integrate it. Sucker for a pun challenge.... I was down the woods the other day and all the pigs were snooting around looking for truffles (see where this is going?). The hogs were doing pretty well, but the whole day took a different turn when one of the hogs dug up a dead body. They found the foot. In fact my hog, a knee, and I were tied up at the police station for hours afterwards filling in forms and so on.. Quite a day.
Mmm... It was tricky... Maybe I barely made it... Anyone do better?
Quote by breezer
Free pint to the first person to integrity the word Mahogany into this in a humourous way
I don't know how I can integrity it in, but I think I can integrate it. Sucker for a pun challenge.... I was down the woods the other day and all the pigs were snooting around looking for truffles (see where this is going?). The hogs were doing pretty well, but the whole day took a different turn when one of the hogs dug up a dead body. They found the foot. In fact my hog, a knee, and I were tied up at the police station for hours afterwards filling in forms and so on.. Quite a day.
Mmm... It was tricky... Maybe I barely made it... Anyone do better?
:shock: :shock: I feel ashamed not to spot my own mistake integrity/integrate. I feel so ashamed
:lol:
Sex God
How about , a Scots fella comes in from the islands to sell his prize breeding sow Annabel . He leads her on a rope into the local pub while hes waiting for the market to open and the barman says " Youre a new face round here whats your name fella ?"
The farmer replies " Ahm Dooogaaal an this heres mah hog Annie "
(pint of Stolly please with ice)
The farmer replies " Ahm Dooogaaal an this heres mah hog Annie "
(pint of Stolly please with ice)
Sexpert
Ok, yours is better Silk. I admit defeat.
With the breadth/depth of human experience in the world, and the way we've all had our emotional drivers molded by our life experience, often in childhood and often in ways that are hard for us to comprehend as adults, it's no surprising that some folk have "weird" turn-ons. Somewhere in the world there'll be people who will be turned on by just about anything you can think of, from icebergs to ice cubes, from buses to boots, from cotton-wool to wood.
As for a wooden turn-on ... I once made a small paperknife from a lovely piece of teak; it had a very slim blade and the handle was in the shape of a penis. I made it for a friend of mine, and she told me later she just loved using it as an anal dildo.
Making love in the woods, whether lying down or up against a tree is a real turn on for many people: the favourite fantasy of one lover was that she was sunbathing by a pool in a clearing in the woods, sun-dappled by the light breaking through the canopy of leaves, when suddenly ... you can imagine the rest.
As for a wooden turn-on ... I once made a small paperknife from a lovely piece of teak; it had a very slim blade and the handle was in the shape of a penis. I made it for a friend of mine, and she told me later she just loved using it as an anal dildo.
Making love in the woods, whether lying down or up against a tree is a real turn on for many people: the favourite fantasy of one lover was that she was sunbathing by a pool in a clearing in the woods, sun-dappled by the light breaking through the canopy of leaves, when suddenly ... you can imagine the rest.
