New Motoring Law
In order to assist other motorists in identifying potentially dangerous drivers, it's now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average driving ability to display a warning flag (comprising of a red cross on a white background) attached to the top of at least one door of their vehicle.
For drivers of exceptionally low ability, additional flags are required!
Sorry to be all non-blokey, but football bores me sh*tless.
Any game that involves balls, but doesn't include a bit of rumpy-pumpy goes straight over my head.
I was also a curling fan while the women's team were in the Olympics. Who cares how mind-numbingly boring the game itself is, as long as you can do a bit of cheering for your country? I mean, I would even support the Brits at cricket if only we actually played cricket, but we don't do we? :-P