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You're all potty!
I just wanted you to know that. biggrin
Quote by Ice Pie
You're all potty!
I just wanted you to know that. biggrin

You finally noticed then rolleyes :lol2:
Bloody good idea agricola, they've got a special room in most of them, where they store lost property in individual boxes, I reckon it shouldn't be too difficult to lift the lid on each box and just listen out for a voice you recognise.
Quote by agricola
Ice , try the Police Station-it may have bee handed in. I remember when I lost my virginity-I was distraught..I looked high and low, couldn't find the damned thing anywhere!! I put an ad in the local paper, put posters up on the local telegraph poles, offered a reward...no so upset, it was a very special type of virginity, rural kind, very valuable among inbreds like us. Anyway, after weeks of useless searching I found it...down the back of the Sofa biggrin Wouldn't you know?? Anyway, now I have a little chain that fastens it to my belt, and a little medallion on it which says' if found etc'. So, it will turn up Ice, never fear . When you do find it-give it a damned good thrashing-that'll stop it buggereing off again!!

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Now got visions of Agricola wandering around, proudly displaying an old Virgin pay as you go Phone card tied round his neck :shock:
Quote by Ice Pie
You're all potty!
I just wanted you to know that. biggrin

Tell us something we didn't already know rolleyes
g xxxx
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Tell us something we didn't already know rolleyes
g xxxx

The square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides?
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Tell us something we didn't already know rolleyes
g xxxx

The square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides?
We know why Mr Smith travelled down in the lift from his 10th floor flat, went to work. On return in the evening he got back in the lift and went up to the 8th floor, got out and walked the last 2 flights to his flat.
Gill & Del x
love the new avatar ice
Quote by dundeecpl
Tell us something we didn't already know rolleyes

Oysters Male or Female
There is no way of telling male oysters from females by examining their shells. While oysters have separate sexes, they may change sex one or more times during their life span. The gonads, organs responsible for producing both eggs and sperm, surround the digestive organs and are made up of sex cells, branching tubules and connective tissue.
Well did ya know that???? did ya ??? did ya ????
That gives me an idea for a thread......... Hmmmmmmmmm
lol
Quote by frogster
Tell us something we didn't already know rolleyes

Oysters Male or Female
There is no way of telling male oysters from females by examining their shells. While oysters have separate sexes, they may change sex one or more times during their life span. The gonads, organs responsible for producing both eggs and sperm, surround the digestive organs and are made up of sex cells, branching tubules and connective tissue.
Well did ya know that???? did ya ??? did ya ????
That gives me an idea for a thread......... Hmmmmmmmmm
lol
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Is that why they slip down so easily. dunno The angle of swallow seems something similar to something else wet, slippery and tasting quite salty. wink
Lots of love, hugs and kisses,
Little
XXXX
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Tell us something we didn't already know rolleyes
g xxxx

The square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides?
I knew that......but can someone now please tell me what it means??

It means Pythagoras had too much time on his hands!. rotflmao
Ice - how's your search doing?
Have you found it again yet?
Hugs, Alex x x
Quote by Alexandra
Ice - how's your search doing?
Have you found it again yet?
Hugs, Alex x x

I found one, but I'm not sure it's mine... feels a bit second-hand. Possibly once belonged to Rod Stewart (or was it Bonnie Tyler? confused )
Ice xxx
Quote by Ice Pie
Ice - how's your search doing?
Have you found it again yet?
Hugs, Alex x x

I found one, but I'm not sure it's mine... feels a bit second-hand. Possibly once belonged to Rod Stewart (or was it Bonnie Tyler? confused )
Ice xxx
So long as it wasn't Lee Marvin's you'll be OK biggrin
did you use it to stir your tea and it melted redface
:doh: dunno
Quote by Alexandra
Ice - how's your search doing?
Have you found it again yet?
Hugs, Alex x x

I found one, but I'm not sure it's mine... feels a bit second-hand. Possibly once belonged to Rod Stewart (or was it Bonnie Tyler? confused )
Ice xxx
So long as it wasn't Lee Marvin's you'll be OK biggrin
Ooh, good idea... next karaoke night - I Was Born Under A Wandering Star. Have the Hall's Soothers on standby. rotflmao