I've lost it.

8 Oct 2004

It was there yesterday. Now it's gone. I felt it slipping away this morning and now it's totally not there anymore. There are those who say it's not essential; you can use your hands instead etc, but I feel incomplete without it. I do hope it comes back soon, although some of my friends may be glad of the respite.

8 Oct 2004

You have certainly lost something Ice
looks like well both be in the market for some new marbles confused

8 Oct 2004

I'm sorry Ice; once you lose your virginity it's gone for good. :P

8 Oct 2004

If I find it what would you like me to do with it, and how will I know it's yours and not someone elses? How would you like it kept until you can positively identify it?

8 Oct 2004

Hahahaha well I think he has lost his marbles to Warwick but maybe you lost one of your other bits when you moved house Ice Pie rolleyes

:roll:

8 Oct 2004

Your hands really wont be effective for stringing yourself up you know,ill send you some strong rope if you like lol

8 Oct 2004

Quote by corriefem
Hahahaha well I think he has lost his marbles to Warwick but maybe you lost one of your other bits when you moved house Ice Pie :roll:

It was definitely in perfect working order at the weekend, but since then it just got smaller and smaller and weaker and weaker. I think I wore it out. sad

8 Oct 2004

Then you are definately taking too many cold showers Ice Pie :shock: :shock: lol

:lol:

8 Oct 2004

they should help you find it.......... lol

8 Oct 2004

Quote by corriefem
Then you are definately taking too many cold showers Ice Pie :shock: :shock: :lol:

It's true I used it a lot in the shower, but I never knew the effects could be so devastating! :shock:

8 Oct 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
Then you are definately taking too many cold showers Ice Pie :shock: :shock: :lol:

It's true I used it a lot in the shower, but I never knew the effects could be so devastating! :shock:
so it's not the plot or the will to live then? dunno

neil x x x ;)

8 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
Then you are definately taking too many cold showers Ice Pie :shock: :shock: :lol:

It's true I used it a lot in the shower, but I never knew the effects could be so devastating! :shock:
so it's not the plot or the will to live then? dunno

neil x x x ;)
There was a plot??? :lol2:

8 Oct 2004

Ice Pie I have your soap on a rope give me a fiver and you can have it back (only slightly used!)

8 Oct 2004

Quote by butters999999
Ice Pie I have your soap on a rope give me a fiver and you can have it back (only slightly used!)

I had a Pope on a rope once, for spiritual cleansing. Binned it when I sold my soul. :twisted:

8 Oct 2004

Right then Ice Pie its not your dangly bits near your tummy so could it be something you are attached to elsewhere on your anatomy lol

:lol:

8 Oct 2004

It's not sandwiched between
liberty and libra in my dictionary is it Ice?

8 Oct 2004

Quote by davej
It's not sandwiched between
liberty and libra in my dictionary is it Ice?

No m8, that's perfectly intact. ;)

8 Oct 2004

Quote by corriefem
Right then Ice Pie its not your dangly bits near your tummy so could it be something you are attached to elsewhere on your anatomy :lol:

You are welcome to inspect my anatomy for clues. ;)

8 Oct 2004

why does it say mode=tart around your reply to me :shock: :shock: lol

8 Oct 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
It was definitely in perfect working order at the weekend, but since then it just got smaller and smaller and weaker and weaker. I think I wore it out.

:shock: :shock: :shock:
:uhoh:

8 Oct 2004

Quote by corriefem
why does it say mode=tart around your reply to me :shock: :shock:

Cos I was in the mood for a Mr Kiplings? biggrin

8 Oct 2004

Bumped this back up because it could get totally lost in the heat of a Friday night and Ice Pie you still have not said what you have lost :shock: :shock: lol

8 Oct 2004

Quote by corriefem
Bumped this back up because it could get totally lost in the heat of a Friday night and Ice Pie you still have not said what you have lost :shock: :shock:

My voice. :lol2:

8 Oct 2004

Is that all???
Thought it was something serious.
Don't you just let your fingers do the talking anyway? lol

Gill x

8 Oct 2004

Quote by dundeecpl
Is that all???
Thought it was something serious.

So did I :uhoh:
Misschief - deflating as she sighs with relief cool

8 Oct 2004

Damn - I was going to say your voice!!!!!!
Good job I didn't ring you then! wink

It'd have been a bit of a one-sided conversation!!!!!!
Muah - hope you are feeling better very soon!

8 Oct 2004

8 Oct 2004

In the fridge ????

8 Oct 2004

Where was it when you last had it?

8 Oct 2004

Ice , try the Police Station-it may have bee handed in. I remember when I lost my virginity-I was distraught..I looked high and low, couldn't find the damned thing anywhere!! I put an ad in the local paper, put posters up on the local telegraph poles, offered a reward...no so upset, it was a very special type of virginity, rural kind, very valuable among inbreds like us. Anyway, after weeks of useless searching I found it...down the back of the Sofa biggrin

Wouldn't you know?? Anyway, now I have a little chain that fastens it to my belt, and a little medallion on it which says' if found etc'. So, it will turn up Ice, never fear . When you do find it-give it a damned good thrashing-that'll stop it buggereing off again!!