Just a bit of fun

29 Jan 2009

I was wondering the other day about the occupation someone here and what I thought they would be good at. I then laughed and thought I could be totally wrong too.
So I thought based on what little of not of what we know of people from posting or chatting what job would you think they would be good at?
We don't need to confess what we do, but would be funny to find out what others think we might do.
This is all a bit of fun no offence intended.
lol

I cant start so over to you....

29 Jan 2009

My feeling is that Minx is a London Cabbie biggrin

29 Jan 2009

Quote by Lost
My feeling is that Minx is a London Cabbie

That would be quid geezer lol

29 Jan 2009

I think:
Rolp is an expert latex shiner for Westwardbound. He does such a good job they've used his arse in all their advertising campaigns :twisted:
Resonance is a proof reader for the Beano, the Dandy tried to head hunt him but he was so intent on wearing his Gnasher outfit to work every day they decided that his six pack was too big for the Bananaman outfit so gave it up as a bad joke. :mrgreen:
Splendid is a master painter... specialising in Artex... although with her builders bum look she could be mistaken for a brickie, especially when she can be seen lounging around in the fireplace! biggrin

Earthchild is the person who actually cooks all the food on the food channel but they pass it off as their own cause she's in hiding from Ainslie Harriet. lol

Poshkate is a fairy princess and works for Christian Dior but steals all the sample dresses when no-one is looking and she's on the run from the fashion police. :mrgreen:
Markz is an unemployed cleaner, they had to close the public toilets in Beds because he kept rubbing excrement on the walls to keep himself in a job. It was a shit job though. :mrgreen:
Me, I'm a skiver! :giggle:

29 Jan 2009

Quote by Dirtygirly
I think:
Rolp is an expert latex shiner for Westwardbound. He does such a good job they've used his arse in all their advertising campaigns :twisted:
Resonance is a proof reader for the Beano, the Dandy tried to head hunt him but he was so intent on wearing his Gnasher outfit to work every day they decided that his six pack was too big for the Bananaman outfit so gave it up as a bad joke. :mrgreen:
Splendid is a master painter... specialising in Artex... although with her builders bum look she could be mistaken for a brickie, especially when she can be seen lounging around in the fireplace!
Earthchild is the person who actually cooks all the food on the food channel but they pass it off as their own cause she's in hiding from Ainslie Harriet.
Poshkate is a fairy princess and works for Christian Dior but steals all the sample dresses when no-one is looking and she's on the run from the fashion police. :mrgreen:
Markz is an unemployed cleaner, they had to close the public toilets in Beds because he kept rubbing excrement on the walls to keep himself in a job. It was a shit job though. :mrgreen:
Me, I'm a skiver! :giggle:

They made me laugh!
I did mean to say the person above but missed that bit out, but however you want to play is fine by me! lol

29 Jan 2009

Quote by Theladyisaminx
They made me laugh!
I did mean to say the person above but missed that bit out, but however you want to play is fine by me!

Oh!

Like the person above? lol

In that case I think the person above is a cat nip robber! :mrgreen:

29 Jan 2009

The person above is a pyjama and slipper tester :P

29 Jan 2009

I think DG is a traffic warden that holds her lollipop and directs the flow through this mad place called SH

29 Jan 2009

The person above is a pussy rustler...
And DG... How you have me pegged is quite uncanny. However it isn't the Dandy and Beano. It is something far more comical and available every day for 30p.

29 Jan 2009

the person above is a Sun 'journalist'

29 Jan 2009

Splendid must be a decorator then! biggrin

29 Jan 2009

the person above tests lipstick's effectiveness.

29 Jan 2009

Good one!

29 Jan 2009

Oooooooh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I may have inadvertently mistook your perfect palace of pleasure for a ceiling and supporting walls, but there is no need for that!!!!!
It's actually the Sunday Sport I write for. I went for a job at the Sun / Star / Mirror / Express / Mail / Telegraph / Grauniad / Times / Pig Breeders Monthly (delete as appropriate) but I failed the interview as I could spell and walk in a straight line.
The person above me is well upholstered with fine fittings and the best Beetle Bonnet in Britain.