Quote by whiplash
have worked in a theatre for a few yrs n have seen doddie on numourous occasions..break down of a doddie show.... doddie does 20 mins of old stand up.....followed by half hour of 5 kids dressed up in 'pre war' clothes singing roll out the barrel etc etc etc....pretending to be the diddie men....doddie comes back on..another 20 minutes of crap un funny standup.....followed by an hr of some obscure scouse comedian whos even more ancient than doddie n even more unfunny.....doddie returns 15 mins later some old old guy come on n does a routine that involves him drawing pictures on a flip chart n the audience have to guess who it is hes drawing n trust me hes no bloody tony hart..followed by n this is the highlight of the night lol....a piano is wheeled on stage n his burd comes on to play that for about 45 minutes (she looks like a hinge n bracket reject-most peeps resort to the bar at this point).... then its the interval usually about half ten by this point!
2nd half.....same kids pretending to be diddie men in over sized clothes bought form oxfam sing for about an hr....doddie for hmm about 20 mins....ballooon dancers usually 3 fat blokes who ya really wouldnt want the balloon to 'pop' at the wrong moment.....midnight most of the audience have either left or fell asleep...staff are jus thinking stfu....doddie goes on n on till about half one in the morning n trust me thats on a good night,,have worked a doddie show n got home at 4am
On that note enjoy ya night
Brilliant!
