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Corriefem Woo Hoo! missed yah loads darling! xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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miss Lizard sends her lurve too
by the way.........you must be well old now! wink :wink:
KinkyLizard
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Wow, it ain't half great having Kinky Lizard back. smile
Roger held 'little willy' with one hand and typed with the other:
Wow, it ain't half great having Kinky Lizard back

Hey! steady on there fella........hope you aint getting a bulge in them pants of yours!!! wink
KinkyLizard
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steady on there fella........hope you aint getting a bulge in them pants of yours!!! :

Don't worry, that bulge is caused by my poor bowel control. :grin:
FFS. I thought I'd seen an apparition on another thread and couldn't believe my eyes - so didn't.
Where the F**K have you been (frantic parental mode!).
I even went on a package trip to the Planet Kinky - but no sign - bit like a visit to Graceland!
Do stay!
Hey there tune buddy! : )
great to see you are still on here and having fun!
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Kinky, now I'm not normally one to swear but .............
Where the fucking ell ave you been!!!!!Whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!
hang on a minute :undecided:
All within a couple of days of each other
You
Wilma
Sappho
Have you three been playing sardines and waiting for us to find you? Or was it just a case of not seeing any of you for ages ......... then three all come along at once :shock:

d'ya reckon will's just dropped 'em all off?

dunno :dunno: :dunno:
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Hi Kinky - sounds like you are very popular x
KL, my dear old chap!!!! :bounce: wave
Wonderful to see you back. It is only a short while ago that Sappho and I were lamenting your absence. Delighted to welcome you back to the fold. Look forward to some more of your posts, dear boy.
Will
Thinks - the 'modern speech' therapy doesn't appear to be working too well rolleyes redface
A warm welcome back Kinky and love to the beauteous Mrs Lizard too! I don't know if anyone's mentioned this in passing, but
you've been missed!!!
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Sappho xxx
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Cheers guys! Great to be back with all you wonderful people smile
Sappho typed:
A warm welcome back Kinky and love to the beauteous Mrs Lizard too

Well, takes one to know one! wink
KinkyLizard
Kink!
Great to see you back!!!
I'd like to echo Sappho - you have indeed been missed!
Muah, Alex x x
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Boody hell :!: After waiting for ages and ages for KL to return, I wander off for a while and he comes back :shock:
Missed ya hun passionkiss
Welcome back
Shireen
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Shireen-Steve!!!!!!!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
And just where the bluddy ell do you two think you've been eh eh eh??
Bluddy good to see you back kiss
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Shireen-Steve!!!!!!!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
And just where the bluddy ell do you two think you've been eh eh eh??

Erm.......... I got addicted to a computer game redface surprisedops: :oops:
Bluddy good to see you back kiss

:oops: Ooohhh thank you MISSCHIEF :kiss: back at ya
Shireen
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omg GREAT TO SEE YOU BACK XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

redface surprisedops: Thanks corrie hun kiss
Shireen
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HI guys!!! Ace that you are still here too! Now get bloody posting and make me laugh! biggrin
KinkyLizard

KL sweetie....... Bout bloody time you came back....... I have been getting withdrawal symptoms here............ passionkiss
Tell you what..... I reached my 400th posting tonight and as soon as it said "I've got chair sores" my arse started to hurt :!: :shock: Does this happen all the way through the 400's?? If so I'm posting like mad over the next day or 2.... wink
Shireen
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Tell you what..... I reached my 400th posting tonight and as soon as it said "I've got chair sores" my arse started to hurt Does this happen all the way through the 400's?? If so I'm posting like mad over the next day or 2....

hahahahahaha! poor gurl
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Once you reach the 400's Mark usually sends out the complementary "400's cushion" to save the wear and tear on your bottom cheeks! Should be in the post within the next few days!!! wink
KinkyLizard

It's ok.... the panic is over..... When I stood up I realised I was sitting on a pen.... :doh: :giggle:
Shireen
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