Kinky Lizard is alive!

3 Aug 2004

have just had an email out of the blue from him.... he said he is going to look onthe site....... if sarge can stand behind the door and slam and lock it.. daveJ and easy can wrestle him to the ground,,, and fun can put the shackles on.
NEVER will be let him escape again.
to your posts people!

3 Aug 2004

It will be good to see him back,somebody must have overturned his stone.

3 Aug 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
have just had an email out of the blue from him.... he said he is going to look onthe site....... if sarge can stand behind the door and slam and lock it.. daveJ and easy can wrestle him to the ground,,, and fun can put the shackles on.
NEVER will be let him escape again.
to your posts people!

I'm waiting here with the shackles ready...No sign of the bugger yet. He's better turn up by 11:00, otherwise I'll be out and about
Paul

3 Aug 2004

The Lizard is in the house!!!!
Shit, where are Easy, The Sarge and Davej when you need them....
Over here Kinky... come on , this wont hurt a bit

3 Aug 2004

Bugger; The Lizard left...
Paul

3 Aug 2004

Dear Jim,
Can you fix it for me to visit swinging heaven. Now then, now then, how's about.........
Can you still get a decent bacon buttie in this cafÃ© or what? : )
Bustyâ€¦â€¦..how many posts???????? Sheesh!
Hi tongue, hi fun! And the rest of you crazeeeeee cats! : )
been temping in the foreign legionâ€¦..that bloody sand gets everywhere ; )

3 Aug 2004

:cry: :lol: :cry: :lol: :cry: :lol: :cry: :lol: :cry: :lol: :cry:
thats me crying with happiness!!!!!!!!!!!
please stay... we (i) missed you soooooooooo much!
x

3 Aug 2004

Good to see you back!
lol

:lol:

3 Aug 2004

good to see you back Kinky Lizard lol

Do you jnow anything about goldfish training or breeding?
Oh and watch out for Easy hes taken to a life of crime hi jacking threads
Also I think Mal needs some help WBB has him on the run

3 Aug 2004

Quick! Lock the thread, lock the thread, before he escapes! :bounce:
Venusxxx

3 Aug 2004

hey! V&M
how you guys doing?

3 Aug 2004

Pretty good, snowed under with kids and hormones, the usual!
I saw you, you were out! Posting somewhere else which can only mean.....
The bloody Mods didn`t lock you in!
I dunno, you just can`t get the service these days rolleyes

Vensuxxx

3 Aug 2004

Kinky Lizard worship

How lovely to see you again passionkiss

assionkiss: and your pics too.
Jas
XXX

3 Aug 2004

WBB... Can I come out from behind this door now???? confused

:? :?
Welcome back Kinky, I hope this isn't just a flying visit ????
The Sarge really needs to come out from behind the door now as he's bursting for a wee!!! ops:

3 Aug 2004

:welcome: back Kinky Lizard.
I've joined in your absense but as your reputation preceeds you I've heard your name mentioned more than a few times.
Let the fun begin! lol

3 Aug 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
WBB... Can I come out from behind this door now???? :? :?
Welcome back Kinky, I hope this isn't just a flying visit ????
The Sarge really needs to come out from behind the door now as he's bursting for a wee!!! ops:

the phrase about being as much use as a blocked funnel springs to mind! :?
sarge go on then .. have ur wee.. and dont forget to shake!!!! :shock:

3 Aug 2004

Hiya Kinky,
We joined since you left,how did you manage it and do you have any advice on how to escape?? dunno

Welcome back,weve heard a bit about you,mainly Busty saying how much she's missed you!
Clare and Steve,xxx
wink

3 Aug 2004

Right you guys grab hold.......thats it nice and tight...... there thats done him.......davej clamps a tracking collar to the bugger!!! now try disapearing again ya bugger...
welcome back kinky!

3 Aug 2004

hope you stick around kinky be cool to see why everyone loves ya so much.......... worship

3 Aug 2004

Quote by Kinky Lizard

hello clarensteve. crikey moses, look at the number of posts!!!! I think there is something you can get from the doctor to help you out!!! Do you find yourself eating and typing at the same time????? It got so bad I used to be brushing my teeth with one hand and typing with the other. Just give in!
KinkyLizard

We would,but weve accepted our fate and now know we can never return to the "real" world,we know we can,but we don't want to :haha: :haha: :haha:
Clare,xxx
wink

3 Aug 2004

WOW !!!!!! is it really you !!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: KINKY !!
Lovely to see you back..... biggrin

:D

3 Aug 2004

KINKY!!!!!!!! kiss

:kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
I missed you hun....... glad to see you're back...... :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

3 Aug 2004

Welcome back Kinky!!!! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :shock:
Have fun and stay around
Regards
Paul

3 Aug 2004

KINKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They let you out at last!!!!
Lovely to see you hun. Don't go running off again now, we've missed you!!!!!!!!

3 Aug 2004

Yippee, Kinky's back! (And he's wearing my underpants!) lol

:lol: :lol:

3 Aug 2004

Hi & Welcome Back Kinky ..
We joined up after you'd disappeared ..... but now you're back!

3 Aug 2004

Kinky, now I'm not normally one to swear but .............
Where the fucking ell ave you been!!!!!

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
OOOOOOOOOOh Welcome back!!! Ooooooooooo come ere!

How missed were you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!
hang on a minute :undecided:
All within a couple of days of each other
You
Wilma
Sappho
Have you three been playing sardines and waiting for us to find you? Or was it just a case of not seeing any of you for ages ......... then three all come along at once :shock: