Lets be Flirty, Lets be Dirty, But Please Don't Be Shirty!!!

22 Jul 2003

Well you Guys,
Who's up for a flirt?
Allgood

22 Jul 2003

*Hand shoots up in the air* *jumps up and down with glee* *me, me, me*
Come up and see me - make me smile...
Jags
x xx x
Mind you from what you said you're not a laster!
lol

22 Jul 2003

You Bitch!!! Wish I never told you Guys about my exploits Up North in the Erotic Stories section. Now you'll all think I'm an early arriver! I'm NOT, honestly! Usually I'm the last to leave the party! It was that bloody adverse camber - honestly!
Steve Harley and Cockney Rebel. You're showing your age now Babe!
Good thing I like pruned old wrinklies!
At your age I guess you'll know all about prunes keeping you regular!
How about some regular, irregular, immoral and downright dirty fun with me? It'll iron out your wrinkles! (Only kidding! I'm sure you haven't any age related wrinkles anywhere on your immaculate BBW body! You have got an immaculate BBW body, haven't you?).
Why don't you call me sometime, my number is 0800-imgood-all-over!
Is that too forward?
XAllgoodx

22 Jul 2003

You couldn't be too forward... not in your nature.
OK.. won't mention your unseemly behaviour again, but I expect better if we ever get it together. No wrinkles, no gin and will try to fit you into my busy life - but only if you promise to make it worth my while. I'll need convinced though! wink

Jags
x xx x

22 Jul 2003

Should it ever happen Jags, I can promise you one thing...
...it'll be All Good!!!
Night, Night Oh Flirty One!
xAllgoodx

22 Jul 2003

Hey allgood,
Up for a flirt though, wanna compete for Jags attentions?
Jags, up for two men fighting for you, or just up for two men?
I know allgood has a head start - but I am a fast learner.
lhk
Kat

23 Jul 2003

Kat - Allgood may have a head start but a young fit man could easily overtake him - put some power into the effort!
*flutters eyelashes again* - god, twice in one week, I must be weakening.
Jags
x x

23 Jul 2003

Hi Jags
Public schoolboy here.
Intelligent, clean, well mannered, educated,funny,well travelled.
Good swinging experience, love licking out the ladies.
"Damien gan pullen up the smock and in he throng"
Chaucer
Who else can you want??
Love you.
Sandie wink

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23 Jul 2003

Quote by Jags
Kat - Allgood may have a head start but a young fit man could easily overtake him - put some power into the effort!
*flutters eyelashes again* - god, twice in one week, I must be weakening.
Jags
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I had better try and find you one then.
x

23 Jul 2003

SANDIE - you used the same speech earlier at me... forgetful in your old age or is that what public school does for a bloke??
Jags
x x

23 Jul 2003

Kat - 'young is a relative term, to the infant I am ancient, to Methulasah I am an infant and to my mother I am still unable to cross the road with holding her hand!!
Think young and be young
Jags
x x

23 Jul 2003

Hey You Guys,
This is what we want!
I'm sure Jags is more than worth competing for.
So let the games begin!
All the Best,
xAllgoodx

23 Jul 2003

Just read your message about being busy till christmas Jags, shame, here was me thinking I could convince you to slip me in sometime before then.
Mind you - it would take something pretty substantial to fit me in. Ah well. maybe next year.
x

23 Jul 2003

Quote by Jags
Kat - 'young is a relative term, to the infant I am ancient, to Methulasah I am an infant and to my mother I am still unable to cross the road with holding her hand!!
Think young and be young

Thinks - I am sure I put that nappy somewhere round here.......

23 Jul 2003

Hey Kat,
From your earlier comment about requiring someone substantial to fit you in, I can only deduce that your hung like a hose on heat! Do they make nappies that big, Mate?
All the Best,
Allgood
PS: Jags is a pretty cool chick, isn't she?

23 Jul 2003

Whoops! Sorry Kat,
That should be 'hung like a horse on heat'!
Then again, can't imagine you'ld get many complaints if you were hung like a hose, either!
All the Best,
Allgood

23 Jul 2003

Quote by allgood
Hey Kat,
From your earlier comment about requiring someone substantial to fit you in, I can only deduce that your hung like a hose on heat! Do they make nappies that big, Mate?

Just call me tripod - Now why didn't I think of that as a username?? Better copywrite it quick.

24 Jul 2003

Course I''m cool - except when I turn up the heat .
Jags
x xx x

24 Jul 2003

Guys - just got home, hot and sweaty enough for a sauna here in Newcastle, just no door to go through!!
Where are these men when your soul needs soothing and your spirit is dimishing??
Jags :P

24 Jul 2003

Jags, we're all here, waiting to give you a quick rub down with a rough towel after your post sauna shower...well I will, anyway!!!
xAllgoodx

24 Jul 2003

Allgood - are you Allman enough??? Seems not...
kisses on your forehead lol

Jags
x xx x

24 Jul 2003

Hey Jags,
We bin waiting here patiently for you... Just tell us where you want us to start, were primed and ready to go.
Why wait till after the shower for the rub-down allgood?
xx

24 Jul 2003

Kat - let's start at the very beginning... it's a very good place to start! From the top I think, can you manage that??? lol

Jags
x

25 Jul 2003

Kat and Jags - Can I watch????
(How pervy is that?)
xAllgoodx

25 Jul 2003

Allgood - of course you can watch, at least from behind a bush 50 yards away - NOW you're talking dirty boy, keep it going.
Happiness is... wink

Jags
x xx x

25 Jul 2003

"50 yards away"!
Jags, I would never want to have to be 50 yards away from your bush!
C'mon Jags, let me plough your fertile furrow with my great big spade!
Kat , I think I need help here - can't come up with any more dirty gardening references! Could I be losing my touch?
Allgood...sort of!

25 Jul 2003

Cant talk now allgood, busy with my dibber
lhk
x

25 Jul 2003

If its the garden you are in to Jags, what you need is a really good Fork. A nice long one that goes in deep. And a nice smooth shaft so you can Fork all day without getting blisters (ouch!) (might have to drop that bit).
Howd you like to be a garden Jags, nothing to do but lie back in the sunshine getting well and trully forked?
Best I could come up with at short notice allgood. Bit rough round the edges. Bit of warning next time please.
lhk
x

26 Jul 2003

Present for you allgood, gardens are full of beds. Reckon you can come up with anthing involving Jags and Beds?
lhk
Pete
x

26 Jul 2003

Beds?? Haven't seen his postings??? What have I missed?
Jags
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