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Let''s talk about sex baby...

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Anyone want to talk dirty???
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wink :wink:
Mud
Mucky
Dirty
Really dirty surprised
Quote by woohoo

Mud
Mucky
Dirty
Really dirty surprised

mad
Mud is now a four letter word!
>>>>>Flounces<<<<<<
Quote by winchwench

Mud
Mucky
Dirty
Really dirty surprised

mad
Mud is now a four letter word!
>>>>>Flounces<<<<<<
Mod is a better four letter word!!!!
Mods love sex - love talking dirty - love mucky - love dirty and love love love love love sex!
Well, this one does!! Anyone fancy sex???
redface
Let's have an orgy Jags? wink
Quote by jaymar
Let's have an orgy Jags? wink

Yeh, yeh, yeh....
LOADS of snogging - I like snogging
LOADS of slurping - I like slurping
LOADS of shagging - I like shagging
My place or yours??? My place is empty and the wine rack is full!!
hump :hump:
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm count me in, im feeling very horny tonight hump :hump: passionkiss sillyassionkiss:
Ohhhhhhhhhhh yes please...................thought no one would ever mention SEX ever again..........anyone wishing to talk please PM me.......Im a very good listener........ :shock:
Quote by Mistress_39
Ohhhhhhhhhhh yes please...................thought no one would ever mention SEX ever again..........anyone wishing to talk please PM me.......Im a very good listener........ :shock:

DON'T PM her - PM me instead cos I need a dose of pure me, forget about her, chose me!!
lol :lol:
nope me, me, me MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Quote by Bonedigger
nope me, me, me MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I could DELETE your post... now move over and let the real deal in....!!
Fuck chosing
I'll have the lot of you please lol
Ok last one to woo's shed is not getting a shag ach ok then they will get one but they will need to wait then wink
Quote by Jags
Ohhhhhhhhhhh yes please...................thought no one would ever mention SEX ever again..........anyone wishing to talk please PM me.......Im a very good listener........ :shock:

DON'T PM her - PM me instead cos I need a dose of pure me, forget about her, chose me!!
lol :lol:
Hey I can always just sit back and watch, biggrin
Im easy to please, just as long as its real sex, not girly, flowery lets do it for the men sex. I love hot horny.............oh flippin eck..........Im going to have to go for a cold shower in a minute!
Why do I feel it unwise to poke me nose into this thread?? :undecided:
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Quote by woohoo
Fuck chosing
I'll have the lot of you please lol
Ok last one to woo's shed is not getting a shag ach ok then they will get one but they will need to wait then wink

Ok so if we gotta queue outside your shed then, who wants to stand next to me :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by westerross
Why do I feel it unwise to poke me nose into this thread?? :undecided:
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I think your nose is quite safe choon, but as for the other sticky oot thing mate?? be afraid be very afraid lol
Quote by Jags
Let's have an orgy Jags? wink

Yeh, yeh, yeh....
LOADS of snogging - I like snogging
LOADS of slurping - I like slurping
LOADS of shagging - I like shagging
My place or yours??? My place is empty and the wine rack is full!!
hump :hump:
Behave Jags ffs. You seem to have forgotten you're straight woman rolleyes
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm a tune n woo sarnie with me in the middle :P
Quote by woohoo
Fuck chosing
I'll have the lot of you please lol
Ok last one to woo's shed is not getting a shag ach ok then they will get one but they will need to wait then wink

I know where your shed is.. so I claim the Woohoo-shag-tanstic sex-a-long-a-thon. Back o' Ruthven Lane???
Legs open, eyes shut and heaven coming in close...
:lol:
Woohoo Jags is a cumin to the shed.
get your kegs aff hen and get doon therrr lol
Quote by Jags
Let's have an orgy Jags? wink

Yeh, yeh, yeh....
LOADS of snogging - I like snogging
LOADS of slurping - I like slurping
LOADS of shagging - I like shagging
My place or yours??? My place is empty and the wine rack is full!!
hump :hump:
You said the 'W' word??!! :shock: It's a done deal then.. drinkies :swingingchair:
I got some wetwipes if anyone needs some.................. :shock:
Quote by woohoo
Fuck chosing
I'll have the lot of you please lol
Ok last one to woo's shed is not getting a shag ach ok then they will get one but they will need to wait then wink

I've got a head start 'cos I'm closer to your part of the world! :wink:
(after sitting on Jags' head and trampling on her in the stampede! cool )
Quote by jaymar
Let's have an orgy Jags? wink

Yeh, yeh, yeh....
LOADS of snogging - I like snogging
LOADS of slurping - I like slurping
LOADS of shagging - I like shagging
My place or yours??? My place is empty and the wine rack is full!!
hump :hump:
You said the 'W' word??!! :shock: It's a done deal then.. drinkies :swingingchair:
Wine???? Makes a real change from whine, whinge and wanker!!
OK... plenty of white, loads of red and a handful of not sure - just like sexuality!
Anyone near to Newcastle???
lol :lol:
Quote by Jags
Let's have an orgy Jags? wink

Yeh, yeh, yeh....
LOADS of snogging - I like snogging
LOADS of slurping - I like slurping
LOADS of shagging - I like shagging
My place or yours??? My place is empty and the wine rack is full!!
hump :hump:
You said the 'W' word??!! :shock: It's a done deal then.. drinkies :swingingchair:
Wine???? Makes a real change from whine, whinge and wanker!!
OK... plenty of white, loads of red and a handful of not sure - just like sexuality!
Anyone near to Newcastle???
lol :lol:
wave it's you and I then :wink: a bottle of rose, and we'll let Woohoo listen on the phone eh? :wink:

I think I'm going to drag Jay off to bed after all this!
Quote by Jags
Let's have an orgy Jags? wink

Yeh, yeh, yeh....
LOADS of snogging - I like snogging
LOADS of slurping - I like slurping
LOADS of shagging - I like shagging
My place or yours??? My place is empty and the wine rack is full!!
hump :hump:
You said the 'W' word??!! :shock: It's a done deal then.. drinkies :swingingchair:
Wine???? Makes a real change from whine, whinge and wanker!!
OK... plenty of white, loads of red and a handful of not sure - just like sexuality!
Anyone near to Newcastle???
lol :lol:
She was hallucinating- she thought you said "WinchWench"
:lol:
Quote by jaymar
(after sitting on Jags' head and trampling on her in the stampede! cool )

Can I just watch you sitting there for a while please rolleyes lol :lol:
So whos in the south west then? Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Quote by winchwench
Let's have an orgy Jags? wink

Yeh, yeh, yeh....
LOADS of snogging - I like snogging
LOADS of slurping - I like slurping
LOADS of shagging - I like shagging
My place or yours??? My place is empty and the wine rack is full!!
hump :hump:
You said the 'W' word??!! :shock: It's a done deal then.. drinkies :swingingchair:
Wine???? Makes a real change from whine, whinge and wanker!!
OK... plenty of white, loads of red and a handful of not sure - just like sexuality!
Anyone near to Newcastle???
lol :lol:
She was hallucinating- she thought you said "WinchWench"
:lol:
I can't compete with that avatar :cry: she'll choose you for sure smile
I so ant a beautiful woman who knows herself to have laugh with xxxxxxxxxxxx
Ben