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love or obsession?
Ah, obsession, well yes, er, perhaps I should explain myself. It`s not my fault that many people here are getting about 735432 PMs from me a day :shock: . I`m bored.....I so need to be working!
There is every possibility that if I`m not working soon, I will take to rummaging through people`s dustbins and sleeping down the bottom of thier gardens.
Venusxxx
There is every possibility that if I`m not working soon, I will take to rummaging through people`s dustbins and sleeping down the bottom of thier gardens.
Venusxxx
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Ah, obsession, well yes, er, perhaps I should explain myself. It`s not my fault that many people here are getting about 735432 PMs from me a day :shock: . I`m bored.....I so need to be working!
There is every possibility that if I`m not working soon, I will take to rummaging through people`s dustbins and sleeping down the bottom of thier gardens.
Venusxxx
And I haven't received a single one from you, for the second time in as many days Im', gutted.
If you want to sleep down the bottom of my garden I'll provide a tent, airbed, sheets, a duvet and a heater if you'd like!
Chris
:hopeful:
Quote by VenusnMars
If you want to sleep down the bottom of my garden I'll provide a tent, airbed, sheets, a duvet and a heater if you'd like!
Chris
:hopeful:
Now you`ve done it! Check your PMs, you can run, but you can`t hide! :twisted:
Venusxxx
Not in my garden, there's not enough room for hide and seek, but kiss chase is a completely different proposition.
Chris
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If you want to sleep down the bottom of my garden I'll provide a tent, airbed, sheets, a duvet and a heater if you'd like!
Chris
:hopeful:
Now you`ve done it! Check your PMs, you can run, but you can`t hide! :twisted:
Venusxxx
Not in my garden, there's not enough room for hide and seek, but kiss chase is a completely different proposition.
Chris
Kiss chase? *sniffs* You are not a REAL swinger are you?!
Venusxxx
Sex God
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Us nebies have to start somewhere, ok, how about after the kiss chase we play genital tick?That's just like tick, but you can only make someone 'it' by touching them with your genitals!
Count me in!! However, wouldn't the women be at a bit of a disadvantage, here?
~Reese!
Pah! Venus beat me to it.
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Somehow I think that might give you a distinct advantage over me! :twisted:
Venusxxx
I see a scenario coming up when we have "You're it, I'm it, you're it, I'm it, you're it, I'm it, you're it, I'm it, you're it, I'm it, you're it, I'm it, you're it, I'm it, you're it. Ahhhh, I've finished, can we play a different game? One that involves tissues?"
Chris
Quote by marmalaid
Somehow I think that might give you a distinct advantage over me! :twisted:
Venusxxx
I see a scenario coming up when we have "You're it, I'm it, you're it, I'm it, you're it, I'm it, you're it, I'm it, you're it, I'm it, you're it, I'm it, you're it, I'm it, you're it. Ahhhh, I've finished, can we play a different game? One that involves tissues?"
Chris
Was that good for you?! I quite enjoyed it! :twisted:
Venusxxx
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Somehow I think that might give you a distinct advantage over me! :twisted:
Venusxxx
I see a scenario coming up when we have "You're it, I'm it, you're it, I'm it, you're it, I'm it, you're it, I'm it, you're it, I'm it, you're it, I'm it, you're it, I'm it, you're it. Ahhhh, I've finished, can we play a different game? One that involves tissues?"
Chris
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: (wanker!)Lb :love:
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Somehow I think that might give you a distinct advantage over me! :twisted:
Venusxxx
I see a scenario coming up when we have "You're it, I'm it, you're it, I'm it, you're it, I'm it, you're it, I'm it, you're it, I'm it, you're it, I'm it, you're it, I'm it, you're it. Ahhhh, I've finished, can we play a different game? One that involves tissues?"
Chris
Was that good for you?! I quite enjoyed it! :twisted:
Venusxxx
Tell me, seriously. Do you have an Chinese in you? I've found myself wanting it all over again just 30 mins later...
Chris :shock:
