Lube | Swinging Heaven

6 Jan 2008

Does anyone else love getting menthol flavoured lube in all their nooks and crannies and on their nipples as much as me? redface

Perhaps I've been single for too many months this year, or perhaps I'm just plain naughty, but I feel it's becoming an addition on those quiet evenings when I'm not out with friends. surprised

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Who else has similar, slightly shameful addictions?

6 Jan 2008

menthol, minty, spicy and ginger
all good when used errm..appropraitely
lp

6 Jan 2008

i use ann summers tingle gel stuff which is green and smells minty and makes your bits tingle and has a cold effect on me makes me go mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ooooooooooohhhhhhh mmmmmmmmm lovely stuff £10 quid a tub mind so a bit pricey

6 Jan 2008

Glad I'm not the only one mad for this tingling gel stuff biggrin

Maybe I should have discovered it earlier wink

6 Jan 2008

we can't recommend the durex tingle gel highly enuff
not so much a lube as the garlic in yr spaghetti bolognese, the chocolate sauce on yr pudding, the will smith nude scene in yr boring movie - oh yes that makes the day worth while ..........
for supercharging your intimate zones there's nothing better

6 Jan 2008

Quote by X_fanny_x
stuff £10 quid a tub mind so a bit pricey

does the ice cream man sell it lol

6 Jan 2008

A friend of mine once asked if I knew of any girls who "ever did anything kinky with alka seltzer".
Quite intrigued I asked him why and he told me that a girl he was indulging in carnal relations with had a habit of putting an alka seltzer on her clitoris and adding water to it before they had sex as it apparently heightened the sensitivity with all the fizzing!!
If anyone has heard of this/ tried it in the past do let me know. Myself and miss srne will no longer look at our hangover remedy in the same light if it is true!!

6 Jan 2008

Quote by Srne
A friend of mine once asked if I knew of any girls who "ever did anything kinky with alka seltzer".
Quite intrigued I asked him why and he told me that a girl he was indulging in carnal relations with had a habit of putting an alka seltzer on her clitoris and adding water to it before they had sex as it apparently heightened the sensitivity with all the fizzing!!
If anyone has heard of this/ tried it in the past do let me know. Myself and miss srne will no longer look at our hangover remedy in the same light if it is true!!

try the same but will a bit chillie honest it works ,would i lie to ya rolleyes

6 Jan 2008

Quote by northeastcoupleuk
A friend of mine once asked if I knew of any girls who "ever did anything kinky with alka seltzer".
Quite intrigued I asked him why and he told me that a girl he was indulging in carnal relations with had a habit of putting an alka seltzer on her clitoris and adding water to it before they had sex as it apparently heightened the sensitivity with all the fizzing!!
If anyone has heard of this/ tried it in the past do let me know. Myself and miss srne will no longer look at our hangover remedy in the same light if it is true!!

try the same but will a bit chillie honest it works ,would i lie to ya rolleyes

We were just nipping out for some an realised that Tesco's closed early on Sunday's, damn it ehy!! lol

:lol:

6 Jan 2008

Quote by northeastcoupleuk
A friend of mine once asked if I knew of any girls who "ever did anything kinky with alka seltzer".
Quite intrigued I asked him why and he told me that a girl he was indulging in carnal relations with had a habit of putting an alka seltzer on her clitoris and adding water to it before they had sex as it apparently heightened the sensitivity with all the fizzing!!
If anyone has heard of this/ tried it in the past do let me know. Myself and miss srne will no longer look at our hangover remedy in the same light if it is true!!

try the same but will a bit chillie honest it works ,would i lie to ya rolleyes

:shock: ouch!

6 Jan 2008

did it cure her hangover :shock:

6 Jan 2008

Quote by northeastcoupleuk
stuff £10 quid a tub mind so a bit pricey

does the ice cream man sell it lol

my ice cream man sells any thing going so proberly yes :lol:

6 Jan 2008

Quote by X_fanny_x
stuff £10 quid a tub mind so a bit pricey

does the ice cream man sell it lol

my ice cream man sells any thing going so proberly yes :lol:when he comes get me a tractor and a alligater ...a red 1 tan :shock:

6 Jan 2008

Quote by Laff_n_Chilli
we can't recommend the durex tingle gel highly enuff
not so much a lube as the garlic in yr spaghetti bolognese, the chocolate sauce on yr pudding, the will smith nude scene in yr boring movie - oh yes that makes the day worth while ..........
for supercharging your intimate zones there's nothing better

Just thought I would say hello - I so luved your avatar.
Plim biggrin

7 Jan 2008

Quote by Laff_n_Chilli
we can't recommend the durex tingle gel highly enuff
<snip>
for supercharging your intimate zones there's nothing better

I like the sensation but cannot stand the smell of the minty one... reminds me of mint sauce and sheep shagging! LOL
Plus... it removed one particular slut red shade of nail varnish onto my new egyptian cotton sheets... I phoned up Durex about it and they said they'd never heard of that happening before and goodbye!
Grrrr rolleyes

7 Jan 2008

Quote by northeastcoupleuk
stuff £10 quid a tub mind so a bit pricey

does the ice cream man sell it lol

my ice cream man sells any thing going so proberly yes :lol:when he comes get me a tractor and a alligater ...a red 1 tan :shock:
a redd alligator?????/ :shock:

7 Jan 2008

Quote by X_fanny_x
stuff £10 quid a tub mind so a bit pricey

does the ice cream man sell it lol

my ice cream man sells any thing going so proberly yes :lol:when he comes get me a tractor and a alligater ...a red 1 tan :shock:
a redd alligator?????/ :shock:no a red 1 but ya can keep the extra d lol ,well ya did say he sells anything

8 Jan 2008

Quote by Curvaceous34g
Glad I'm not the only one mad for this tingling gel stuff Maybe I should have discovered it earlier

Doh!
I misread it for a moment and thought you said you were mad for this tingling GAL!!!!
Now I'd sure like to meet someone like her lol! :rascal:

9 Jan 2008

Quote by niceandgentle
Glad I'm not the only one mad for this tingling gel stuff Maybe I should have discovered it earlier

Doh!
I misread it for a moment and thought you said you were mad for this tingling GAL!!!!
Now I'd sure like to meet someone like her lol! :rascal:
lol

10 Jan 2008

Quote by Curvaceous34g
Glad I'm not the only one mad for this tingling gel stuff Maybe I should have discovered it earlier

Doh!
I misread it for a moment and thought you said you were mad for this tingling GAL!!!!
Now I'd sure like to meet someone like her lol! :rascal:
lol

Tingling gels.. Tingling gals.. it's all good! :wink:

10 Jan 2008

Certainly I have found the gels really quite good, but in all honesty I have yet to find anything as good as toothpaste, although not Sensodyne, that really does not hit the spot at all smile

10 Jan 2008

Quote by Laff_n_Chilli
we can't recommend the durex tingle gel highly enuff

we personally find the Durex tingley stuff a bit tame?
if it's feeling like your genitals are absolutely on fire that yer after, we'd tend to recommend Deep Heat, Ralgex, or possibly that Forever Living Aloe Vera stuff that costs about 20 quid a tube?
:scared: confused

are you mad? lol

why would you let stuff like that anywhere near yer privates? the menthol King of Shaves stuff is bad enough? :lol:
*winces*
we do the big pink Durex Play thing, or them free packs down the village. shedloads cheaper, and you can always grate a bit of horseradish into it, if that's what floats yer boat, though the lumps can be a bit of a pain in the arse at times, i can tell you!? i daren't even ask what LP's been doing with the ginger?
<<<< don't wanna know, don't wanna know . . . . it'll only give her ideas . . . :?
n x x x ;)

15 Jan 2008

Well, I did it. I just got a tube of Tingly lube in a large supermarket chain. In fact- I got a heat one too, as they were on BOGOF.
It was the bogof that clinched it.
I'm every mans dream come true me- a cheap kinky tart! :giggle:
>>>>Goes off to find inhibitions thread redface

15 Jan 2008

I hate the menthol gels/lubes or even the toothpaste on the tongue. It does the opposite for me and ends up numbing my little bud sad

15 Jan 2008

Quote by jaymar
I hate the menthol gels/lubes or even the toothpaste on the tongue. It does the opposite for me and ends up numbing my little bud

You with a numb little bud Mar?Perish the thought!

15 Jan 2008

Quote by niceandgentle
I hate the menthol gels/lubes or even the toothpaste on the tongue. It does the opposite for me and ends up numbing my little bud

You with a numb little bud Mar?Perish the thought!
:cry: it took ages to 'unnumb'
lol

15 Jan 2008

Quote by jaymar
I hate the menthol gels/lubes or even the toothpaste on the tongue. It does the opposite for me and ends up numbing my little bud

You with a numb little bud Mar?Perish the thought!
:cry: it took ages to 'unnumb'
lol

Bless!The thought of your numb little bud unnumbing warms the heart of my cockles Mar!

15 Jan 2008

Quote by jaymar
I hate the menthol gels/lubes or even the toothpaste on the tongue. It does the opposite for me and ends up numbing my little bud

Does that mean that second hand mint from kissing someone who's freshly brushed or been chewing gum would be unpleasant, or is it just in that most sensitive area? A minty fresh tongue giving oral pleasure or rather not?

15 Jan 2008

Quote by Curvaceous34g
I hate the menthol gels/lubes or even the toothpaste on the tongue. It does the opposite for me and ends up numbing my little bud

Does that mean that second hand mint from kissing someone who's freshly brushed or been chewing gum would be unpleasant, or is it just in that most sensitive area? A minty fresh tongue giving oral pleasure or rather not?
No it wasn't from purely brushing his teeth, he'd put a little toothpaste on his tongue, some love the sensation, personally I hated it. The same thing happened with polo mints lol

15 Jan 2008

Quote by jaymar
I hate the menthol gels/lubes or even the toothpaste on the tongue. It does the opposite for me and ends up numbing my little bud

Does that mean that second hand mint from kissing someone who's freshly brushed or been chewing gum would be unpleasant, or is it just in that most sensitive area? A minty fresh tongue giving oral pleasure or rather not?
No it wasn't from purely brushing his teeth, he'd put a little toothpaste on his tongue, some love the sensation, personally I hated it. The same thing happened with polo mints lol

doh, I guess that's much more intense. Well, most things are worth trying once, you never can predict which will work best. It might be like a Marmite test :lol: