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sorry to disappoint you, but i'm terrible at interior decorating and i don't like quiche
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Quote by Bloke2005
sorry to disappoint you, but i'm terrible at interior decorating and i don't like quiche
But do you like cock?
well i do find mine quite useful, especially when taking a leak as i reduces the chances on pissing on my feet/floor/wall/cat by a few percent if im sober and switch the light on
Quote by meat2pleaseu
sorry to disappoint you, but i'm terrible at interior decorating and i don't like quiche
But do you like cock?
well i do find mine quite useful, especially when taking a leak as i reduces the chances on pissing on my feet/floor/wall/cat by a few percent if im sober and switch the light on
SEE.... see, SO heterosexual
Quote by sheddy
You don't realise how much trauma this is causing me
I've just nearly posted a face pic to disprove this smear campaign :shock:
sheddy has a beautiful head of carefully coiffed hair....and he pays more than i do at the hair dressers for gods sake! lol
babe i will never forget how traumatised you were at the wigan munch by the mens toilets not having a mirror.....
Sex God
Sheddy, hun, I will vouch for you having a full had of your own hair,which is carefully styled and your pride and joy. I have photographic evidence to prove (below) it but lay off the foundation, its not doing your complexion any good at all
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Sheddy, hun, I will vouch for you having a full had of your own hair,which is carefully styled and your pride and joy. I have photographic evidence to prove (below) it but lay off the foundation, its not doing your complexion any good at all
Right I give up
For those that are wondering this is me and my hair. :? Please excuse the cheesy pose but I was slightly tipsy
Sex God
Quote by sheddy
Right I give up
Please excuse the cheesy pose but I was slightly tipsy
See girls, I told you he'd get his kit off if we goaded him enough
Sex God
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Right I give up
Please excuse the cheesy pose but I was slightly tipsy
See girls, I told you he'd get his kit off if we goaded him enough
sheddy sheddy sheddy
you've just fallen for the oldest trick in the book.never thought I'd see the day tsk tsk.
Quote by Pete_sw
Right I give up
Please excuse the cheesy pose but I was slightly tipsy
See girls, I told you he'd get his kit off if we goaded him enough
sheddy sheddy sheddy
you've just fallen for the oldest trick in the book.never thought I'd see the day tsk tsk.
He he
NWC > He has a nice bum as well :lol:
phredd
Sex God
OMG! ginger!
That opens a whole new can of worms Sheddy.... are you sure you wouldnt prefer the balding jokes!??? :shock: :scared:
That opens a whole new can of worms Sheddy.... are you sure you wouldnt prefer the balding jokes!??? :shock: :scared:
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Quote by little gem
OMG! ginger!
That opens a whole new can of worms Sheddy.... are you sure you wouldnt prefer the balding jokes!??? :shock: :scared:
He's actually blonde (dont know if its natural, and I am not asking) :shock: but I dont believe a word about his bum being nice, Im sure he has zits on it and its all big and hairy
:wink: :wink: 
:x :x 
:smackbottom: (well dyed blonde) It must be the flash off the camera 
ops:Pi$$ taking aside, the guy has a point with his original post.
During a recent trip to Stockholm, I was shocked to hear that my girlfriends friend who works as a make-up artist loved to do all the guys and girls make-up and hair at the pre-party before they went out. I was completely shocked by this latest craze in Sweden for men to be wearing make-up! well, it isnt really a "latest craze" it has been happening for the past 3 years.
Men in Sweden (don't want to generalise, but I am talking about a large % of the population) are very self obsessed and to be honest, if they were made out of chocolate, most of them would eat themselves! Thankfully, my girlfriend likes me because I am a bit more rugged and not so self obsessed...hey, I like to take care of myself Recently when I was out clubbing, I was introduced to several of my girlfriends "metrosexual" friends. They all get very touchy feely with each other and with me but still claim to be straight. I became very annoyed at this because if they were gay or bi-sexual, I wouldnt have a problem. I'm not a big fan of being touched by a straight man in a sexual or provocative way! My gaydar was going off a lot that night!
I travel quite a lot and I am in and out of the UK occasionally and from what I have seen, metrosexuality is really taking off! I personally moisturise my body, especially my face after shaving or being in hot/cold climates. My reasoning for doing this is that if there wasnt a single woman on the planet, i would still do it anyway to keep my skin in good condition.
So, does he start wearing make up...or do what i think is the better option...better diet, more exercise and moisturise
During a recent trip to Stockholm, I was shocked to hear that my girlfriends friend who works as a make-up artist loved to do all the guys and girls make-up and hair at the pre-party before they went out. I was completely shocked by this latest craze in Sweden for men to be wearing make-up! well, it isnt really a "latest craze" it has been happening for the past 3 years.
Men in Sweden (don't want to generalise, but I am talking about a large % of the population) are very self obsessed and to be honest, if they were made out of chocolate, most of them would eat themselves! Thankfully, my girlfriend likes me because I am a bit more rugged and not so self obsessed...hey, I like to take care of myself
Recently when I was out clubbing, I was introduced to several of my girlfriends "metrosexual" friends. They all get very touchy feely with each other and with me but still claim to be straight. I became very annoyed at this because if they were gay or bi-sexual, I wouldnt have a problem. I'm not a big fan of being touched by a straight man in a sexual or provocative way! My gaydar was going off a lot that night!I travel quite a lot and I am in and out of the UK occasionally and from what I have seen, metrosexuality is really taking off! I personally moisturise my body, especially my face after shaving or being in hot/cold climates. My reasoning for doing this is that if there wasnt a single woman on the planet, i would still do it anyway to keep my skin in good condition.
So, does he start wearing make up...or do what i think is the better option...better diet, more exercise and moisturise
Quote by cuteirishguy
Pi$$ taking aside, the guy has a point with his original post.
During a recent trip to Stockholm, I was shocked to hear that my girlfriends friend who works as a make-up artist loved to do all the guys and girls make-up and hair at the pre-party before they went out. I was completely shocked by this latest craze in Sweden for men to be wearing make-up! well, it isnt really a "latest craze" it has been happening for the past 3 years.
Men in Sweden (don't want to generalise, but I am talking about a large % of the population) are very self obsessed and to be honest, if they were made out of chocolate, most of them would eat themselves! Thankfully, my girlfriend likes me because I am a bit more rugged and not so self obsessed...hey, I like to take care of myself
I travel quite a lot and I am in and out of the UK occasionally and from what I have seen, metrosexuality is really taking off! I personally moisturise my body, especially my face after shaving or being in hot/cold climates. My reasoning for doing this is that if there wasnt a single woman on the planet, i would still do it anyway to keep my skin in good condition.
So, does he start wearing make up...or do what i think is the better option...better diet, more exercise and moisturise
Thank you :D at last a sensible answer to a sensible question :wink:
Sex God
become a barrister & wear a wig!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mike told me to say that!!!!
mike told me to say that!!!!
Sex God
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mike told me to say that!!!!
Coward
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by sheddy
Pi$$ taking aside, the guy has a point with his original post.
During a recent trip to Stockholm, I was shocked to hear that my girlfriends friend who works as a make-up artist loved to do all the guys and girls make-up and hair at the pre-party before they went out. I was completely shocked by this latest craze in Sweden for men to be wearing make-up! well, it isnt really a "latest craze" it has been happening for the past 3 years.
Men in Sweden (don't want to generalise, but I am talking about a large % of the population) are very self obsessed and to be honest, if they were made out of chocolate, most of them would eat themselves! Thankfully, my girlfriend likes me because I am a bit more rugged and not so self obsessed...hey, I like to take care of myself
I travel quite a lot and I am in and out of the UK occasionally and from what I have seen, metrosexuality is really taking off! I personally moisturise my body, especially my face after shaving or being in hot/cold climates. My reasoning for doing this is that if there wasnt a single woman on the planet, i would still do it anyway to keep my skin in good condition.
So, does he start wearing make up...or do what i think is the better option...better diet, more exercise and moisturise
Thank you :D at last a sensible answer to a sensible question :wink:
Bollox to sensible - nice pic - fancy a shag? :rascal:
Quote by Bloke2005
Bollox to sensible - nice pic - fancy a shag? :rascal:
Sorry Bloke but as the whole forum can see it's obviously not me as it has the user name Mik69 stamped across it
whilst I'm here can I just say one thing that has been pointed out to me via PM whilst I may not actually resort to make up I admit to being a tad on the vain side. So as was pointed out to me Post Picker 2006 really couldn't have picked a better subject for me :thumbup:
Quote by sheddy
Bollox to sensible - nice pic - fancy a shag? :rascal:
Sorry Bloke but as the whole forum can see it's obviously not me as it has the user name Mik69 stamped across it
Yes, I noticed that but I'm not fussy - do you have his number? Is he an 'ex' and is this some form of revenge plot on your part? :rascal:
Quote by Bloke2005
Bollox to sensible - nice pic - fancy a shag? :rascal:
Sorry Bloke but as the whole forum can see it's obviously not me as it has the user name Mik69 stamped across it
Yes, I noticed that but I'm not fussy - do you have his number? Is he an 'ex' and is this some form of revenge plot on your part? :rascal:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sorry no juicy revenge plot it IS me but with my old user name, so yes I do have my number, as for the not fussy part here was me thinking I'm speacial :cry: :cry: :lol:
Quote by Bloke2005
Bollox to sensible - nice pic - fancy a shag? :rascal:
Sorry Bloke but as the whole forum can see it's obviously not me as it has the user name Mik69 stamped across it
Yes, I noticed that but I'm not fussy - do you have his number? Is he an 'ex' and is this some form of revenge plot on your part? :rascal:
Get your coat sheddy......you've pulled ! :giggle:
Quote by PoloLady
And he had the nerve to complain that Post Picker 2006 didn't work - this must be shoddy's most popular thread and he's pulled Bloke!
Go figure
Something you want to share with the group sheddy? hmmmmmm ??
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