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sheddy Post Picker suggests > Make-up for Men:
I am thinking about getting into the whole metrosexual thing. I know I have probably left it too late to reverse most of the damage, but I would like to make the most of whatever it actually is I have left.
Can anyone suggest some good products and brands which may help me upgrade my apprearance?
(other than Ronseal)
Quote by sheddy
sheddy Post Picker suggests > Make-up for Men:
I am thinking about getting into the whole metrosexual thing. I know I have probably left it too late to reverse most of the damage, but I would like to make the most of whatever it actually is I have left.
Can anyone suggest some good products and brands which may help me upgrade my apprearance?
(other than Ronseal)

Make up for men????? Sick and wrong hunni, sick and wrong rolleyes
Quote by sheddy
sheddy Post Picker suggests > Make-up for Men:
I am thinking about getting into the whole metrosexual thing. I know I have probably left it too late to reverse most of the damage, but I would like to make the most of whatever it actually is I have left.
Can anyone suggest some good products and brands which may help me upgrade my apprearance?
(other than Ronseal)

the very thing for you shoddy
Quote by Pete_sw
sheddy Post Picker suggests > Make-up for Men:
I am thinking about getting into the whole metrosexual thing. I know I have probably left it too late to reverse most of the damage, but I would like to make the most of whatever it actually is I have left.
Can anyone suggest some good products and brands which may help me upgrade my apprearance?
(other than Ronseal)

the very thing for you shoddy

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
microporous stain by far the best option. Please feel free to call on me to apply to all those hard to reach places, I'm very handy with a paint brush.
A new door handle could spruce up your appearance.
A window box maybe?
H.x
just incase this thread is remotely serious....
for shaving... you cannot beat Clinique aloe vera shaving gel.... followed by their post shave healer. Also good for the scrotum!!!!!. i dont recommend shaving the main body of your pubes---- use scissors to keep short.
Lush ( high street chain) do a shower gel called chocolate death monkey.
Nivea deoderant.
clinique M-lotion... the best moisturiser on the market by far for fellas..
Shampoos and conditioner... anything by Aussie....Dax hair wax.... the one in the green tin.....
aftershave..... my favourite at the moment is Paco Rabanne- ultraviolet.
personally i dont do my nails ( apart from wth clippers and/or a file)
i aslo get some of my hair waxed off.... my back/shoulders only...but keep my chest trimmed with a pair of scissors.
i cant remember if u have a full head of hair... but if you do, use a hair dryer/ and some GHD mens ceramic straightners to keep it straight and spikey.
so does that class me as a metrosexual whatever ???? cool
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just incase this thread is remotely serious....

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just incase this thread is remotely serious....


My thoughts exactly ! rolleyes
Quote by DeeCee
just incase this thread is remotely serious....

Knowing Sheddy, it probably is serious, its just that he is using the Post Picker as a good excuse to post it.
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I cant remember if u have a full head of hair...

But this is definately the bit where it stopped getting serious. Thats nearly as bad has asking Pete can he take you to buy a new car
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/74300.html?
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
OF course you would also need to look at fake tan as well...
Currently a lot of people I know favor L'oreal as they have a very good fake tanning lotion that applies easily and doesn't streak.
Also when waxing don't forget to trim your nasal hair and ear hair and considering having your eyebrows waxed as it will give more definition to your eyes...
Failing that a good all weather emulsion should do you!!!
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just incase this thread is remotely serious....

Knowing Sheddy, it probably is serious, its just that he is using the Post Picker as a good excuse to post it.
Quote by DeeCee
I cant remember if u have a full head of hair...

But this is definately the bit where it stopped getting serious. Thats nearly as bad has asking Pete can he take you to buy a new car
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/74300.html?
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: poke Thats the second time I've had to spank you today, dya think theres some sort of fetish thing going on here innocent
There is nothing wrong with a guy wearing a little concealer to balance out the appearance of the skin - or in sheddy’s case, try pebble-dash rendering lol
Mr Sheddy, to improve your appearence i'd suggest removing all the light bulbs in your shed :thumbup:
Right sod the lot of you :shock:
Firstly for all the smart arsed coments questioning my youthfull good looks lol
Secondly (those that have met me) For not instantley denying any comments regarding my loss of hair confused :? :? :? :?
i cant remember if u have a full head of hair... but if you do, use a hair dryer/ and some GHD mens ceramic straightners to keep it straight and spikey.

FFs I spend a small fortune on my hair and no one can even remember if I have any rolleyes :lol:
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Secondly (those that have met me) For not instantley denying any comments regarding my loss of hair confused :? :? :? :?

they never notice as they're too busy laughing at your dress sense
wink
Sheddy has hair :- He washes it every night >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Then hangs it up in his shed to dry
Phredd >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bolt this way >>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Sheddy has hair :- He washes it every night >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Then hangs it up in his shed to dry
Phredd >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bolt this way >>>>>>>>>>>>>

rolleyes Thanks Phredd, now can someone who's met meANDwho tell's the truth stick up for me lol
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wink
Sheddy has hair :- He washes it every night >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Then hangs it up in his shed to dry
Phredd >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bolt this way >>>>>>>>>>>>>

rolleyes Thanks Phredd, now can someone who's met meANDwho tell's the truth stick up for me lol
innocent :whistling: :whistling:
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innocent :whistling: :whistling:

Your not helping smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
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Phredd
confused:
Sheddt m8 is that what you wanted me to say ?
phredd wink
You don't realise how much trauma this is causing me confused
I've just nearly posted a face pic to disprove this smear campaign :shock:
Ahh, poor Sheddy. getting all upset at being a double bagger :therethere:
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Phredd

Needing a nasal hair trim doesn't count!
Even if there is enough for a comb-over :grin:
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Ive never met you sheddy put looking at your pics i would definitely stick up for you
:giggle:

Yes, I'd stick it up you too sheddy :rascal:
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Spit roast for Mr. Sheddy rotflmao

Spit roast? You're SO heterosexual sometimes lol wink
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I try my best biggrin

Please carry on, I love straight men lol