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HTH = hope that helps/hope this helps confused:
OMG! Will you look at those fingernails! I am surprised I didn't do one of you an injury.
Quote by Vix
OMG! Will you look at those fingernails! I am surprised I didn't do one of you an injury.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Must remind Vix to cut fingernails before I visit!!!!
Quote by Rainbows
OMG! Will you look at those fingernails! I am surprised I didn't do one of you an injury.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Must remind Vix to cut fingernails before I visit!!!!
Don't worry, they were as plastic as the rest of me.
Quote by Vix
OMG! Will you look at those fingernails! I am surprised I didn't do one of you an injury.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Must remind Vix to cut fingernails before I visit!!!!
Don't worry, they were as plastic as the rest of me.
Must remind Vix to remove all plastic or silicon objects before I vist
FFS - thought it was a nautical term Heave TO me Hearty. I'll go for Have Two Hardons though.
Hope that helps.
Quote by Rainbows
OMG! Will you look at those fingernails! I am surprised I didn't do one of you an injury.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Must remind Vix to cut fingernails before I visit!!!!
Don't worry, they were as plastic as the rest of me.
Must remind Vix to remove all plastic or silicon objects before I vist
Erm ... might prove a tad difficult :shock: :shock:
Quote by westerross
FFS - thought it was a nautical term Heave TO me Hearty.

Ooooh! I just luuuurve a man who speaks in a pirate voice!! :inlove:
~Reese! surprised
Quote by Calista
OMG! Will you look at those fingernails! I am surprised I didn't do one of you an injury.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Must remind Vix to cut fingernails before I visit!!!!
Don't worry, they were as plastic as the rest of me.
Must remind Vix to remove all plastic or silicon objects before I vist
Erm ... might prove a tad difficult :shock: :shock:
But she can give 'em a good fumble, just in case they come away.
Quote by Reese
FFS - thought it was a nautical term Heave TO me Hearty.

Ooooh! I just luuuurve a man who speaks in a pirate voice!! :inlove:
~Reese! surprised
Thar she blows! lol
LC wink
Quote by Lovecommando
FFS - thought it was a nautical term Heave TO me Hearty.

Ooooh! I just luuuurve a man who speaks in a pirate voice!! :inlove:
~Reese! surprised
Thar she blows! lol
LC wink
I'm on a bloody diet, already. Bastard.
You mean this thread isn't about the poison dwarf????
Jas
XXX
Quote by Calista
OMG! Will you look at those fingernails! I am surprised I didn't do one of you an injury.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Must remind Vix to cut fingernails before I visit!!!!
Don't worry, they were as plastic as the rest of me.
Must remind Vix to remove all plastic or silicon objects before I vist
Erm ... might prove a tad difficult :shock: :shock:
okay - Some I will accept!!!!! lol lol lol lol
Quote by Jas-Tim
You mean this thread isn't about the poison dwarf????
Jas
XXX

Leave Venus out of this.
Quote by Jas-Tim
You mean this thread isn't about the poison dwarf????

Come to bed, Jas - there's a love. :P
~Reese! surprised
Quote by Vix
You mean this thread isn't about the poison dwarf????
Jas
XXX

Leave Venus out of this.
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Is she in bed??!!!! :uhoh: :uhoh:
Quote by Rainbows
You mean this thread isn't about the poison dwarf????
Jas
XXX

Leave Venus out of this.
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Is she in bed??!!!! :uhoh: :uhoh:
Probably. Is she asleep, though? Not bloody likely.
Quote by Vix
You mean this thread isn't about the poison dwarf????
Jas
XXX

Leave Venus out of this.
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Is she in bed??!!!! :uhoh: :uhoh:
Probably. Is she asleep, though? Not bloody likely.
Nope - give her an hour - and she'll be back!!!!