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Masquerade Ball V - SH Towers is under attack!!
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
So, this is the weekend of the Fifth Masquerade Ball!! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
No-one else has come up wih an idea for a theme so we are going to go with Ice Pies idea:
Quote by Ice Pie
A roleplay. SH Towers is under attack by the evil forces of the underworld. Magical monsters casting spells, breathing fire, torturing, pillaging, that sort of thing. Opposing them, the defenders of the Swingdom leap heroically into combat... a bit like a forum foodfight if you've ever seen one of those, only more destructive. :twisted:
What I was thinking was we each decide whether to be an attacker or a defender and create temporary IDs to assume the role of some kind of magical or mythological being, be it Roman, Greek, Norse, LOTR, whatever or just invent one.
As long as we got roughly equal numbers of goodies and baddies, I think it could be a blast! biggrin

Those that haven't taken part in one of these before please read the links to the previous 4 below:
The first Masquerade Ball, Stars In Their Eyes
Ball II, The SuperHeroes
Ball III, The Magic Roundabout
Ball IV, The Imposters
This is slightly different to the format we have had before, so if it works, then all well and good, but if it all goes pear shaped, remember it was Ice Pies idea!! :shock: :shock: confused :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Now for some rules:

You will need to register your new Username with a different email account from that which you currently use.
The Ball will take place in the Masked Ball thead, and ONLY in the Masked Ball thread. Any “Masked“ Posters outside of the thread will be deactivated and that Poster will take no further part in the Ball.
Site Members will be restricted to having one Masked Identity only and this identity must be PM’d to me before they post using that Identity. This is so that I will know which Postings are from established Site Members and which are from the weekends Newbies. This also means that when it comes to de-masking time we will be able to deactivate the necessary accounts.
Only those taking part in the Ball will be allowed to post in this thread. Posts from non-participants will be deleted.
De-masking will take place between 9 and 11 on Sunday evening and I will begin deactivating the surplus accounts at 11 o’clock.
So, all you have to do now is think of a magical or mythological being (you can invent your own) and decide if you want to be an attacker or defender, then go for it!! :? :? :?
Any problems then please PM me.
LET THE BALL BEGIN.......................
Bildad__the__Shoehite
Warming the Bed
Its very quiet in here..... just the way a naughty little rogue likes it.........
Memnoch
Warming the Bed
Never mind this Sergeant character, we are in charge now!
Bow down before Me now, and I may spare you the worst of My tortures.
We of the underworld claim these towers.
Resist and you will suffer. Submit and you will suffer less. (Maybe) :twisted:
M
Memnoch
Warming the Bed
Quote by Jason Wheresmyargonaughts
Yo!! Memcock!!
Have you seen a fleece knocking about here?

Yes Jason. Didn't get Me much more than a pair of ankle warmers but thanks all the same. So anyway Im here to fleece these SH Towers people as I hear they have many cats and Im running out of gloves.
M
Jason__Wheresmyargonaughts
Warming the Bed
Oooooh, get you you cheeky mare.
I'll have you know I have many friends in there. I'm off to warn them that you're coming to pinch their pussies smile
Feisty_Fiona
Warming the Bed
Bildad i've been watching you hiding you little tinker. confused
Memnoch ya gotta get past me to do ya business evil You aint havin my pussy, sunshine
:shock:
Eyup Jase, fancy a shag while we wait for old Mem to catch up with us?
Jason__Wheresmyargonaughts
Warming the Bed
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Eyup Jase, fancy a shag while we wait for old Mem to catch up with us?

Well I should help look after your pussy wink
Feisty_Fiona
Warming the Bed
Quote by Jason Wheresmyargonaughts

Eyup Jase, fancy a shag while we wait for old Mem to catch up with us?

Well I should help look after your pussy wink
course you should sweetheart, it's up me skirt if ya wanna check :twisted:
Feisty_Fiona
Warming the Bed
Might have, bit draughty in these towers at night ya know. Girl's gotta have a nice fleecy muff to keep her bits warm biggrin
Bildad__the__Shoehite
Warming the Bed
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Bildad i've been watching you hiding you little tinker. confused

Not so much hiding as pissing in the beer, sawing halfway through the legs on the chairs, wiring those sextoys to the mains .... in fact ... might be prudent not to jump in the jacuzzi either :twisted: their electrics are a bit erm ........... fecked I think the word is!
Memnoch
Warming the Bed
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Bildad i've been watching you hiding you little tinker. confused
Memnoch ya gotta get past me to do ya business evil You aint havin my pussy, sunshine
:shock:
Eyup Jase, fancy a shag while we wait for old Mem to catch up with us?

Impudent wench! Your pussy will not feel so safe when My hellhounds arrive.

M
Feisty_Fiona
Warming the Bed
Quote by Bildad the Shoehite
Bildad i've been watching you hiding you little tinker. confused

Not so much hiding as pissing in the beer, sawing halfway through the legs on the chairs, wiring those sextoys to the mains .... in fact ... might be prudent not to jump in the jacuzzi either :twisted: their electrics are a bit erm ........... fecked I think the word is!
You dirty little bastard. Mind you. sex toys wired up to the mains sounds raaaaaaaaaaaather appealing :twisted:
* wanders off to find her maid to help her undress*
Feisty_Fiona
Warming the Bed
Quote by Memnoch
Bildad i've been watching you hiding you little tinker. confused
Memnoch ya gotta get past me to do ya business evil You aint havin my pussy, sunshine
:shock:
Eyup Jase, fancy a shag while we wait for old Mem to catch up with us?

Impudent wench! Your pussy will not feel so safe when My hellhounds arrive.

M
Fuck off and come back when i've done in the bath mad
Memnoch
Warming the Bed
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Fuck off and come back when i've done in the bath mad

Hah! The hounds have already "done" in your bath! Be sure to stand downwind of that fop jason won't you?
Beelzebub
Forum Virgin
OK Sod the bloody avatar then (mind you any tips'll be handy). This is the death knell of Swinging Heaven.
Beelzebub is here and I tell you the earth shudders beneath my feet so SH Towers has no chance of survival - besides it's not evil enough for my liking!!
Berkules
Forum Virgin
Never Fear!!!
Berkules is here"""" (who just moved the fuckin exclamation marks mad )
Berkules by name
Berking by nature
confused
Stand back, I am here to save the Worrrrrrrrld
<cue applause>please rolleyes
Feisty_Fiona
Warming the Bed
Hounds? Ya mean those cute little furballs awwwwwwwbless em. they were a bit snarley but all they needed was a bit of lovin' from my lovely female furballs. i think ya might find they're a bit less ferocious now Mem.
Feisty_Fiona
Warming the Bed
Quote by Beelzebub
OK Sod the bloody avatar then (mind you any tips'll be handy). This is the death knell of Swinging Heaven.
Beelzebub is here and I tell you the earth shudders beneath my feet so SH Towers has no chance of survival - besides it's not evil enough for my liking!!

No babes, the shuddering was me in the jacuzzi with the sex toys :twisted: You've got no chance (Mem's pooches are already tamed)
Feisty_Fiona
Warming the Bed
Hey Berkie, come on in, the water's lovely :twisted:
Cohen__The__Barbarian
Warming the Bed
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Bildad i've been watching you hiding you little tinker. confused

Not so much hiding as pissing in the beer, sawing halfway through the legs on the chairs, wiring those sextoys to the mains .... in fact ... might be prudent not to jump in the jacuzzi either :twisted: their electrics are a bit erm ........... fecked I think the word is!
You dirty little bastard. Mind you. sex toys wired up to the mains sounds raaaaaaaaaaaather appealing :twisted:
* wanders off to find her maid to help her undress*
Now then young lady, come over here....as the discworld's oldest hero, I knows a thing or two about undressing a lady in a hurry - I even had some practice in helping thems that wanted to get nekkid he he he he!!
Berkules
Forum Virgin
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Hey Berkie, come on in, the water's lovely :twisted:

Oh sexy bird in the house.
Alright sexy bird, so what's your name then?
You wanna feel my muscles eh? wink
So errrr sexy bird ummmm errrrrrrr
ummmm :undecided:
You wanna feel my muscles again? :hunk:
Cohen__The__Barbarian
Warming the Bed
Quote by Tapste Möhn
Guten Abend alles... where are the virgins???

You're too late, young man, I've already done it for you he he he he he he!
Trust these new fangled heros and what not to be so busy looking for virgins that I've already ravished them by the time they turn up! Tut! poke
Berkules
Forum Virgin
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Cor have i pulled?

You can pull, it don't hurt sexy bird, pull again, hard as you like, see I can't feel a thing, go on pull.
I'm a stronnnnnnnnngman, see, it don't hurt :hunk:
look feel my muscles :hunk:
Feisty_Fiona
Warming the Bed
ok so am i the only girly in ere or wot?
no matter, i'll take yer all :twisted:
mmmmm Berkie how your muscles ripple - i'll be needing a hand with this old Mem blokey. You up for that?
Who let the German in then? mad
Feisty_Fiona
Warming the Bed
Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
Guten Abend alles... where are the virgins???

You're too late, young man, I've already done it for you he he he he he he!
Trust these new fangled heros and what not to be so busy looking for virgins that I've already ravished them by the time they turn up! Tut! poke
I just can't get the staff after the last lot came pillaging rolleyes