Massive bugs

22 Aug 2005

Ha. I've some HUGE woodlice in the garden at the moment. Big bastards, they are. The ones that curl up, though, are usually called pillbugs.
Earlier in the year I watched a butterfly chasing a bumblebee across a meadow for at least 15 minutes. Persistent little thing, it kept on the tail of that bee, round and round, up and down. I thought at first it was attracted by the smell of pollen but, when I read that butterflies are mainly influenced by colour, I decided that it's principal purpose in the chase must be sodomy.

22 Aug 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
[Oh this takes me back to my entrepreneur school days, made a mint out of me novelty bumble bee pencil tops ..........
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missy perhaps we can go into business if you've experiance with bees. I'm well pissed off with me peas going cold and reckon I'm not the only one. There could be a market for harvesting bumble bees for their arse end, with a view to skinning the pelts, to stick peas in to keep em warm till the rest of the dinner is served up. One pea should fit nicely into one pelt.

22 Aug 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Talking of weird bugs - had a grasshopper thing in me bathroom a couple of days ago, had the biggest eyebrows I had ever seen :shock: they were huge :shock:

I was doing me best not to frighten you FFS! Knew I should've had me 'brows trimmed. :doh: Back to the drawing board!!