wow ta re-lapse. i can always count on you for sensible techie advice eh? nice one!
there's a few problems with it, but not major ones.
i'm not exactly what you might call yer actual yoga guru type person, so standing on me 'ead would be tricky, specially when i'd need both hands free anyways. i've had lots of practice doing stuff one-handed while i've been here obviously, but i do need at least one hand free for ciggies and beer, and one hand free for typing, but i have a cunning plan!
me first thought, was to get some of those boots with the hooks on, and dangle off a clothes rail. but then i thought they might be expensive, seeing as i have neither, and the money would probably be better spent on a new monitor.
so then i thought, get the step ladders out, 2 of 'em, and a broom handle, and just dangle from that. and to relieve the sudden rushes of blood, i could do pull ups every so often, and get some much needed exercise as well. kill 2 birds with one stone!
i'll be back in a bit. let you know how i get on!
cheers
neil x x x x ;)
Now then I've read some of the advice about what to do with yer whistling Monitor and would just advise that a bit more caurtion is taken cos these things can be dangerous. I've just copied this from a website and reckon you need to visit it before you go tackling the beast..
Monitor Lizards. SWAHILI NAME: Kenge. PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS: Monitors belong to the family Varanidae. Some are small reptiles of less than a foot in length, while the Komodo dragon, the largest living lizard, grows to 364 lb. ... They are active lizards, that may be very hostile, lashing out with their tails upon the slightest provocation ...
I reckon Easy's advice about not poking it with a bit of wire or a coat hanger is spot on cos if it's one of the big fLuckers a coat hanger aint gonna do you much good especially if it's one of them crappy wire ones you get when stuff comes back from the cleaners. You might have a fighting chance with a decent woooden one but it's your call..
Anyway best of luck with the beast !!!
no no dave i don't think it's that dangerous, so don't you worry bout me.
it's only a little one anyways. 364 lb? you're having a giraffe mate. i'd never have got it up the stairs now would i? and if it starts lashing out at me with it's bleedin' tail it'll get some of the aforesaid broom handle right in the kisser i can tell yer! i did aikido and everything yer know. dab hand with a broom handle me!
anyways does mrs davej know you're playing out? ironing all done now is it?
neil x x x ;)
