message for bilko SECURITY at sh towers has been breached

23 Sep 2005

the leprechaun has been watching his Jean-Claude Van Damme films
and has decided to go A W O L like his short hero mr van damme
sod form filling :flipa:
sh security has been breached and the :moon: unofficial tour is on :moon:
keep an eye out for me u lot and help poor old bilko keep up with the fastest little whore on tour
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
bet even with u lot keeping an eye out lol he won't catch me lol :moon:
yippee me on tour
and for all u rebelious 1's keep me informed of bilkos movement

23 Sep 2005

Enjoy the tour... wherever it's taking you this time!
kiss

Gem. x

23 Sep 2005

Well I feel my position here is compromised (mind you any new position is good in my books wink

) .........do I act like a responsible member of SH and report his wearabouts.....or do i maintain my loyalty to Leps and keep stum dunno

What would the repurcussions be if I did either one or the other confused

Help! lol

23 Sep 2005

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
it the tour coming south?

23 Sep 2005

Lep
You're forgetting something. If you go AWOL, you get punished. In fact you would have to send us a begging letter to get back in, bcause if you announce to the world as an act of defiance that you ain't gonna fill the form in, we just deactivate you until your return!!! lol

So you'll end up on the wrong side of the moat watching us all have fun - so fill the bloody form in now!!!!
Mal
wink

It's easy getting out - but a right bastard to get back in! you have been warned!!! :twisted:

23 Sep 2005

Nah kinda south easterly (Freckled, is that a word confused

) :grin:

23 Sep 2005

Quick set man traps at every motor way service station and known stop off shag points :grin:
or should that be leprechaun traps

23 Sep 2005

quick report me over the fence on me way
the wind in me hair the sun on me back
oh this is the life
love to all the sh rebels keep the faith
punishment ask judy me can handle what u got to throw at the little green whore
mal u should be ashamed of your self threatining 1 so small
shite best be off quick can smell bilko his dogs and his cronies :moon: u can't catch me rofl

23 Sep 2005

Quote by leprechaun
mal u should be ashamed of your self threatining 1 so small

:shock:

23 Sep 2005

Pssssssssst, Lep................ over here, we have an escape commitee waiting for you, quick, in the back of the truck
Where the hell are Happy and Postie when u need them :twisted:

23 Sep 2005

thanks pete u is salt of the earth
lep :moon: from back of truck

23 Sep 2005

Quote by Pete_sw
Pssssssssst, Lep................ over here, we have an escape commitee waiting for you, quick, in the back of the truck
Where the hell are Happy and Postie when u need them :twisted:

I'm HERE !!!!!!!! Just been distracted talking to Donald Pleasance about fake Ausweisse's...
watch out ... Goons! Close Charlie tunnel .. !
innocent

23 Sep 2005

Quote by postie
Pssssssssst, Lep................ over here, we have an escape commitee waiting for you, quick, in the back of the truck
Where the hell are Happy and Postie when u need them :twisted:

I'm HERE !!!!!!!! Just been distracted talking to Donald Pleasance about fake Ausweisse's...
watch out ... Goons! Close Charlie tunnel .. !
innocent

Phew, that was close, could have sworn that was Colonel Von Jags bolt

23 Sep 2005

keep your eye open for leps thong appearing in the sport...he shouldnt be hard to track...

23 Sep 2005

Lep will be easy to track down.............. just follow the trail of condoms thrown out of windows and look out for traumatised fluffy rugs! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

23 Sep 2005

mmmmmm....... Leprechaun hunting............. lol
equi-princess xxx

23 Sep 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Lep will be easy to track down.............. just follow the trail of condoms thrown out of windows and look out for traumatised fluffy rugs! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Coded message to Lep and the escape committeeâ€¦
** right, the rest of you, everything in brackets is in code so you canâ€™t read it ok! ** :shock:
(Be aware that Lep is leaving a condom trail STOP.)
(Recommend formation of a highly trained covert opps. CRT *Condom Removal Team* STOP.)
(Suggest Field Marshal HC to organise recruitment phase STOP.)
(Captain Postie to organise training of new recruits STOP)
(Be aware that Obersturmbahnfurer Bluexx is now on the case, exercise extreme caution STOP.)
Good luck men, Lep, donâ€™t worry, weâ€™re with you all the way drinkies

:cheers:

:thumbup:

25 Sep 2005

well the sh kent mallish nearly had me at dover but a quick turn and round a few corners seen them off
back to the smoke and managed to sneak past the sh london possy watching by shouting man utd are on the telly and they all went running looking for a pub showing it
on to euro star and flipa

so me still ahead of the bilko crew lol this is so much fun lol
thanks for the help guys gals and trannies
by the way the comdoms were a false lead i knew i could sucker blue (wish she would sucker me )
:karaoke: i am the wild colonial boy and leprechaun is me name i ascape from sh towers have gone a w o l oh what a shame :karaoke:
love and respenct to the rebels
and for the mods :moon:

25 Sep 2005

Have fun on your escaspade, and don't worry we'll sneak you back in again later. smile

25 Sep 2005

Quote by leprechaun
well the sh kent mallish nearly had me at dover but a quick turn and round a few corners seen them off
back to the smoke and managed to sneak past the sh london possy watching by shouting man utd are on the telly and they all went running looking for a pub showing it
on to euro star and
so me still ahead of the bilko crew lol this is so much fun lol
thanks for the help guys gals and trannies
by the way the comdoms were a false lead i knew i could sucker blue (wish she would sucker me )
:karaoke: i am the wild colonial boy and leprechaun is me name i ascape from sh towers have gone a w o l oh what a shame :karaoke:
love and respenct to the rebels
and for the mods :moon:

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Lep. your bloody priceless m8, have fun wink

25 Sep 2005

tabbi lays a trail of shamrocks back to southend for the green one's return journey :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

26 Sep 2005

:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:

26 Sep 2005

the tour is going well
after a good feed of frogs legs snakes and horese meat in gay Pari (truth i think it is a frustrated bi wanting to come out and play)
the leprechaun is heading for the med
and with a rebel yel the lep is off on yet more shinanigans and hi jinxs
while keeping 6 of me short little steps ahead of the bilko fumblers (who out of the ant hill mob does bilko look like because from where i'm looking he is no top cat)

26 Sep 2005

Quote by leprechaun
(who out of the ant hill mob does bilko look like because from where i'm looking he is no top cat)

Take your pick.

27 Sep 2005

well bilko and the rest of them whoodliums looked just like that yesterday evening
me doing a little europeon friend making via the old dogging seen on the med
when who pulls in to the car park but sh's on anthill mob clyde (aka bilko hangin out the window shouting that his tip off was right
lep was there caught little green pants round ankles with a lovely young wench enjoying what comes natural to any self respecting member of sh having rumpy pumpy these med girls are good
well i ask the gal to distract them so she blows me a kiss and says sure and then opens her legs
well that was like a red rag to a bull and they forgot what they were doing and stood open mouthed last i heard was what is a lovely girl like u doing with the leprechaun
her repley 'let me show u'
well the leprechaun was off once again on tour while his little med whore kept the ant hill mob at bay she foned me later say she loved her time with the lepbut never come across such quick shooters as the bilko and his mob
and with a rebal yell hlep cried more more more more more

2 Oct 2005

well ducked in to greece now and poor old bilko and the rest of the sh squad on the little leprechauns coat tails have found the lure of the tavernaers and topless beaches to much and i think given up on chasing the little green fella well me found a hide away and have been catching the rays and chilling with lots of massages and bueaty treatments which are invigurating the little green whore to a state of laid back uforia
but 1 question looms at the back of the little fellas mind
with the crack down after my escape how the hell me going to get back in
word has reached me that all me tunnels have been foundso come on rebels and suggestions will b gladdly welcomed
:moon: doesn't mean i'm any way sorry for going A W O L in fact have enjoyed it to tell u the truth

2 Oct 2005

Donâ€™t worry Lep
The escape committee have built you a hang glider form bits and pieces we found lying around in the GFZ
Glad your having a good time wink

2 Oct 2005

Quote by Pete_sw
Donâ€™t worry Lep
The escape committee have built you a hang glider form bits and pieces we found lying around in the GFZ
Glad your having a good time

Ummm......... excuse me if I'm being fick, but isn't the idea of using a hang glider, (or any glider come to that) for an escape, to jump off the high walls and/or towers and glide to freedom, at the same time singing nana na nana, and generally giving flipa

to the people below, in this case the Sarge??
So how the feck is the little fella going to use one to get back in again!!! rolleyes

3 Oct 2005

We can parachute you in lep, I'll push you out of the back of a plane :twisted:

3 Oct 2005

Quote by Him'nHer
Donâ€™t worry Lep
The escape committee have built you a hang glider form bits and pieces we found lying around in the GFZ
Glad your having a good time

Ummm......... excuse me if I'm being fick, but isn't the idea of using a hang glider, (or any glider come to that) for an escape, to jump off the high walls and/or towers and glide to freedom, at the same time singing nana na nana, and generally giving flipa

to the people below, in this case the Sarge??
So how the feck is the little fella going to use one to get back in again!!! rolleyes

Well weâ€™ve painted it black, and have managed to cobble together a wee black cat suit (actually it belonged to an old Action Man doll) :roll:
The idea is to launch said hang glider (and Lep) off the top of Blackpool Tower in the dead of night. :shock: With the help of cunningly sited signal fires, Lep is to navigate his way back to SH Towers, over the wall, into the back yard, and sneak back into the dorm without anyone noticing. (hopefully he will have enough altitude not to catch his bits on the razor wire) :shock: :shock:
We have of course organised the Swinging Heaven Angels of Goodness to be his reception â€œpartyâ€ back in the dorm. :twisted: