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3 Aug 2008

Quote by Shireen
TELL ME WHERE THE PUSSY IS :x :x :x

I last saw it on the fence next door but it could well be in the garden now dunno

Its on top of next door but ones shed :thumbup:

3 Aug 2008

Quote by foxylady2209
Ok so now I have a SWAT truck pulling up outside the house and 6 big black guys piling out dressed in nothing but cuffs and collars carrying toys and champagne

Are there photos available?? :D
bolt

3 Aug 2008

Quote by Jawnathan
TELL ME WHERE THE PUSSY IS :x :x :x

There's a Siamese one at Lil's dunno

3 Aug 2008

DAMMIT

3 Aug 2008

Quote by Freckledbird
This is a joke, right?

My thoughts exacty!! :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
But........... so funny! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

4 Aug 2008

Jokoes aside, it would be great to have a group of black guys based in the Surrey Hampshire border that can help each other out. I'm constantly asked for more black guys round here. You London girls are spoilt rotten and there just simply isn't enough of me to go round down here. I could pull three names out of my head right now of ladies that would love a an-all black gangbang, but I won't 'cos I is well discreet. So if anyone's prepared to travel/share hotel costs and help me dish out the darkness to all the lovely ladies down here, hit me back.
For now, I'll fight the the good fight on my own. Man alone, covert ops. I was gonna compare myself to videogame stealth superstar Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid (geek alert) but a name like that in a place like this is just asking for trouble lol

4 Aug 2008

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
has anyone seen mrs naughty wigan couple
or has she been taken hostage

Dont worry Voddie, I am safe, still working through the list of potential members :shock: but I am definately safe.
The things I do for you ladies wink

Quote by Mike2mike
Jokoes aside, it would be great to have a group of black guys based in the Surrey Hampshire border that can help each other out.

Mike, I think that is a terrible idea. I live in Wigan which is up norf so what use is the group being based down south :wink:

4 Aug 2008

Quote by winchwench
What a shame, Rent-a-Tart's on his hols :lol2:

yeah & I'm still wasting time looking for MY elusive big bamboo. redface

Me tan's wicked though - will come back to Ole Blighty when I look like a proppa black man! :giggle:

4 Aug 2008

Quote by redpantherman
What a shame, Rent-a-Tart's on his hols :lol2:

yeah & I'm still wasting time looking for MY elusive big bamboo. redface

Me tan's wicked though - will come back to Ole Blighty when I look like a proppa black man! :giggle:
You had a birthday thread, you know. rolleyes

4 Aug 2008

Quote by Sarah
Mike2Mike
That has made me laugh this morning, how are you going to dispatch the team?
:lol: :lol:

:doh: you dopey bint!
Try Thunderbirds!
Mike2Mike's very own Tracy Island! biggrin

4 Aug 2008

Quote by Mike2mike
'I wanna be gangbanging a super soldier of lurve'.
Berets and secret handshakes to follow,
This post will now self-destruct...

:shock: Sorry Mike2Mike... this is a bit dodgey down here in the Algarve!
I'm not sure about gangbanging any super soldier of lurve but I'm well up for a Beret & the secret handshake thingy! lol

13 Aug 2008

Hampshire needs the Crack Squad! I've got a five-man, one girl gangbang cumming up (see what I did there? nevermind rolleyes

) in the next few weeks and I need reinforcements. So far, we've only got two operatives boarding the SWAT van. In fact, we haven't even got a SWAT van. Just two horny black guys and a hot blonde that usually gets through five to six guys in one evening. There is a distinct possibility that, with the low number of agents in the field, the crack squad could be neutralised on its first mission.
I will relaunch my recruitment dive in the looking to meat section (there, I did it again..please yourselves :roll: ), but if there are any specialists on active duty in the area, please contact me via the secure encrypted channel (just mail me, dagnammit!) and maybe the crack squad will live to ride again.
We also need a really cool motto and awesome hand signals like in Predator or 24...
..oooh! and camo face paint!

13 Aug 2008

I don't see how a family of engineers has relevance to developing 'the squad' :lol2:

13 Aug 2008

Quote by foxylady2209
Ok so now I have images of a a SWAT truck pulling up outside the house and 6 big black guys piling out dressed in nothing but cuffs and collars carrying toys and champagne

Classic! I nearly wet me knicks!

13 Aug 2008

Quote by Mike2mike
'I wanna be a gangbanging super soldier of lurve'.

Hmmph!
I'm white and I'm female but I think wanna be a gangbanging super soldierette of lurve now!!!!
Would you accept a purple strap on and a black feather boa instead? lol

13 Aug 2008

Quote by Serendipity
'I wanna be a gangbanging super soldier of lurve'.

Hmmph!
I'm white and I'm female but I think wanna be a gangbanging super soldierette of lurve now!!!!
Would you accept a purple strap on and a black feather boa instead? lol

Seri, you will be the Murdoch to my A-Team. The squad will need an eccentric loose cannon that juxtaposes the rest of the crew. Please state your beret size. xx

13 Aug 2008

There`s already a tag team for any ladies who want plenty of black cock...you only have to go in the black men for white women chatroom and get chatting to the guys in there and they are all around London and the southern counties.
It`s nothing new.

14 Aug 2008

Quote by winchwench
What a shame, Rent-a-Tart's on his hols :lol2:

nope he`s back

14 Aug 2008

Quote by foxylady2209
Ok so now I have images of a a SWAT truck pulling up outside the house and 6 big black guys piling out dressed in nothing but cuffs and collars carrying toys and champagne

:sleeping: Your dreaming about that session in Chams a cpl years back aint ya! :sleeping:

14 Aug 2008

Quote by twos_company
What a shame, Rent-a-Tart's on his hols :lol2:

nope he`s back

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: for the both o' yas