I come from a long line of engineers. My family has always had someone fixing and improving things to make life better for his fellow man. I traced my family tree back to 1724 and even then found ancestors that were wheelwrights. They built and repaired the carts that the slaves used to load sugar cane on in the fields. And so it falls to me. I must add my legacy to the family dynasty and use my innate talents to improve life for my fellow human beings.
I'm going to improve Swinging
Although I've only been on the scene for a brief period and have actually only attended one club, I feel that I have acquired to necessary knowledge to make things better. It seems that there is a demand for black cock, for obvious reasons. There also seems to be a demand for multiple black cocks. I have recieved, and gladly dealt with such requests but after the event I'm always asked if I have a another black friend that I can bring along next time. If only there was a resource that I could use to contact a group of black guys en masse to deliver the goods to one or more lovely ladies. Then it came to me....
An SH All-Black CTU-style Dream Team!
Obviously this is just a working title but the concept is still brilliant. We hand pick the best black guys to form an elite 'crack squad' that could visit needy ladies and couples in crisis and save them the trouble of trawling posts and ads. There would be one point of contact, me for now as it's my idea, and upon deciding on numbers and location a team would be assembled and dispatched. The benefits speak for themselves and the end result is that everyone spends more time having fun rather than wasting time looking for that elusive big bamboo.
I already have three ladies that could benefit from such an operation, and the feedback from the couples is very positive. There are a couple of candidates I already have in mind for this Elite unit as they have already shown the skills and aptitude required for such crucial missions. If you feel you have the balls to join this team, PM me with the title 'I wanna be a gangbanging super soldier of lurve'. If any agents find themselves comprimised, the SH-BBE Unit will disavow any involvemnt in your actions
Berets and secret handshakes to follow,
This post will now self-destruct...
Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
Mike''s Super Shagging All-Black Gangbang Squad. sign up now
Sexlightened
if you did this, would you not then become an escort...and not a swinger?
Sex God
Dammit Mrs Bone, now you've replied.... it won't be able to self-destruct!
:shock:
Hey Mike!
:shock:
Hey Mike! 
Sexlightened
Quote by Mike2mike
if you did this, would you not then become an escort...and not a swinger?
Not at all, Red. I'm am simply spearheading a Rapid Response Unit able to make intense multiple tactical insertions with substantial payloads. Weapons of Ass-destruction, if you will.
are we still talking about sex, Mike??
Casanova
I believe there are already 2 predominantly black groups in the Midlands that already formed. Nothing new about it here I'm afraid. A bit like re-inventing the wheel from where I'm standing. 
I am still yet to find a predominantly white group of the type though, which might be a new angle.
I am still yet to find a predominantly white group of the type though, which might be a new angle.
where where? pm me the details ... none in Oxford!!!! :DQuote by venus68
I believe there are already 2 predominantly black groups in the Midlands that already formed. Nothing new about it here I'm afraid. A bit like re-inventing the wheel from where I'm standing.
I am still yet to find a predominantly white group of the type though, which might be a new angle.
Sex God
Mike2Mike
That has made me laugh this morning, how are you going to dispatch the team?
:lol: :lol:
That has made me laugh this morning, how are you going to dispatch the team?
:lol: :lol: Quote by red_dragon2006
if you did this, would you not then become an escort...and not a swinger?
Not at all, Red. I'm am simply spearheading a Rapid Response Unit able to make intense multiple tactical insertions with substantial payloads. Weapons of Ass-destruction, if you will.
are we still talking about sex, Mike??
can i bring my own brand of spear? 
Sex God
This is a joke, right?
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
This is a joke, right?
Having read some of Mike's other posts in LMU, I would say yes, it is.
Quote by venus68
I believe there are already 2 predominantly black groups in the Midlands that already formed. Nothing new about it here I'm afraid. A bit like re-inventing the wheel from where I'm standing.
I am still yet to find a predominantly white group of the type though, which might be a new angle.
I was thinking of relocating there anyway..............
H.x
Sex God
Quote by noladreams30
This is a joke, right?
Having read some of Mike's other posts in LMU, I would say yes, it is.
I am more than willing to be a guinea pig on behalf of all you ladies and find out if this is for real or just a joke :twisted:
No need to thank me ladies, as I am more than willing to fully test out everyone of them on your behalf and will even put a lable of guarantee on the best ones :twisted:
(whoops, would that be verification)
Sex God
Is this like the cuppa'soup advert....A great big hairy thing comes running up behind ya and scares the shites out of ya? :shock:
:rascal: a great big......
:rascal: a great big......
Mod
I wonder if I started an all white group or an under 6 foottall, or a ginger haired group would there be protests about them from anyone.
I bet there would be
:lol:
I bet there would be
:lol: Quote by Freckledbird
This is a joke, right?
A joke, you say? The pride of my family lineage is on the line here and you mock me? They laughed at the Wright Brothers, Einstein and Eddie the Eagle before they ascended to greatness and this is no different. You'll all be thanking me and walking funny once this cell is fully operational. You'll see, you'll all see! muhahahaha! :twisted:
Oh and Joewally is part of the unit too. He'll be our undercover agent and 'crack' scout.
Sex God
Quote by Mike2mike
Oh and Joewally is part of the unit too. He'll be our undercover agent and 'crack' scout.
Now I am beginning to get very worried about this
Sex God
Quote by venus68
I am still yet to find a predominantly white group of one though, which might be a new angle.
Sex God
Ok so now I have images of a a SWAT truck pulling up outside the house and 6 big black guys piling out dressed in nothing but cuffs and collars carrying toys and champagne
Sex God
Quote by cockslutMMmmmm foxy only 6 lol
Ok so now I have images of a a SWAT truck pulling up outside the house and 6 big black guys piling out dressed in nothing but cuffs and collars carrying toys and champagne
Well, I don't like to be greedy :D:D:D
Ok, yes I do :D:D:D Make it 8 :D
Sex God
Quote by woohoo
I wonder if I started an all white group or an under 6 foottall, or a ginger haired group would there be protests about them from anyone.
I bet there would be
You're too short to start any such thread! :mrgreen:
:x :x :x 
