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I've just be browsing the forum for about 15 minutes and thought of something that made me chuckle.
Basically, you think of 2 individuals who you'd like to "Miss Match"
Here's my bizarre pairing:
Cheeky Chimp & Jags- a match made in Heaven :giggle:
So who would you put together?
HLB runs off to hide from Jags bolt
That is SO CRUEL.... I may have to deactivate you right now, right here, right now, right here.
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Nooooo please don't deactivate me!!!!! worship
I'll be good I'll be good
Yes its got to be Jags and Cheeky Chimp, hes got a BMW and a nice house you know Jags lol
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Nooooo please don't deactivate me!!!!! worship
I'll be good I'll be good

TOO late..... way too late!!
wink
Noooooooooooooooooooooo
Save the HLB 1 lol
Quick set up a support group for HLB :twisted:
Quote by Devon1
Noooooooooooooooooooooo
Save the HLB 1 lol
Quick set up a support group for HLB :twisted:

passionkiss
Thanks sweetie, but I think I may escape with just a smackbottom from Jags - As long as I behave and don't do anything naughty......
like sing " Jags and Cheeky sitting in a tree"
but I'm good so I won't do anything like that :smug:
Quote by DeviousLiasons
RedHot & Ice Pie?

:twisted: I'm game if he is . . . . . lol
T-J
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I'll be good I'll be good

:cry:
i'll take suggestions biggrin
Dark & ............... ??
Quote by Darkfire
i'll take suggestions biggrin
Dark & ............... ??

...............................Fire? lol
Have I got the hang of this game yet?
Mal
wink
rolleyes lol :lol:
no Mal that wasnt quite what I had in mind.... but, it is a good match wink
I'm just destined to be all on me tod arnt I ? :lol:
Quote by Mal
i'll take suggestions biggrin
Dark & ............... ??

...............................Fire? lol
Have I got the hang of this game yet?
Almost - but you got the spelling wrong...........................
it's
Phire
wink
Mal
:wink:
I received a pm suggesting MDR2000and Flidiasas a Miss Match.
My next potential couple would be Bloke2005 & Rainbows- 2 lovely people, but not the most succesful swinging match lol
Now on to Darkfire :twisted:
I think I'd match you with Tatty - purely for your love of pink fluffy things bolt
Tatty would actually be a very good match indeed :twisted:
her pink fluffiness has nothing to do with it lol
Dambuster suggested:
Phire

smart arse :lol:
Darkfire and Waterpistol (honest he is a site member)
Ohhhhh this should be a good thread lol
How about matching up the Admin team also, go on it has to be done :lol:
Shaz x
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Ohhhhh this should be a good thread lol
How about matching up the Admin team also, go on it has to be done :lol:
Shaz x

Oooh Excellent Idea.
Right we'll start at the top.
Who do you think we should Miss Match with Martin_M? :giggle:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Ohhhhh this should be a good thread lol
How about matching up the Admin team also, go on it has to be done :lol:
Shaz x

Oooh Excellent Idea.
Right we'll start at the top.
Who do you think we shouls Miss Match with Martin_M? :giggle:
I just dare not say confused :lol:
Shaz x
Just thought of another one.
Farmersboyand.........
PoshKate - because I really can't imagine her in a pair of green wellies :giggle:
But i can imagine her in a pair of green wellies (just green wellies) sillyhwoar: :rascal:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
PoshKate - because I really can't imagine her in a pair of green wellies :giggle:

Oh - I can
and do .............................
or Jods with high boots and a crisp white stock :quiver:
but before I get a slap for hijacking her thread and fantasising about yet more horny blondes .........................................
Remembering that you're never alone with schizophrenia ..................
How about
me, saucyminx, HLB and ...........................................................................
Tramper
:shock:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Who do you think we shouls Miss Match with Martin_M? :giggle:

Dawn_Mids :shock: :twisted:
bolt
Minx x x
Quote by dambuster
How about
me, saucyminx, HLB and ...........................................................................
Tramper
:shock:

ya don't think saucyminx and tramper are a little up market for you two, d' ya wink lol
fil
Quote by lilnfil

How about
me, saucyminx, HLB and ...........................................................................
Tramper
:shock:

ya don't think saucyminx and tramper are a little up market for you two, d' ya wink lol
fil
Nah
We don't mind ruffing it every now and then :lol:
Who would be a mismatch for me?
Everyone who is ever in my homepage "members who may interest you" I think. lol
Quote by MikeNorth
Who would be a mismatch for me?
Everyone who is ever in my homepage "members who may interest you" I think. lol

Well going by your user name I'll give you a geograghical Mismatch with....
DevonDelight (that's the furthest south I can think of) biggrin
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde

How about
me, saucyminx, HLB and ...........................................................................
Tramper
:shock:

ya don't think saucyminx and tramper are a little up market for you two, d' ya wink lol
fil
Nah
We don't mind ruffing it every now and then :lol:
:bounce: way hayyyy there's hope for us yet then :twisted: :twisted: :lol:
fil kiss
Quote by meat2pleaseu
But i can imagine her in a pair of green wellies (just green wellies) sillyhwoar: :rascal:

well i don't have any green wellies.......but i do have a rather fetching pair of rigger boots (and hard hat to match) confused
Just thought of another.....
Chardonnay and Red Wine Lover
But jags and cheeky chimp is still my favourite bolt