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MISSCHIEF AND DEBBIEWEBS.....................newbie men!!!!!

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Right!!!!!..............any newbie MEN!!!........... that want to get into the cafe...............have to be inpeacted by myself and MISSCHIEF .....OK!

1....... need your inside leg measurments rolleyes
2.......how big is it?? :bounce: :roll:
3......are you shaved? dunno
4......do like doing the can can? :bounce:
5......have you a sence of humor? hump
6.....do you like older women?
:smoke:
7......And any newbie that takes the piss out me spelling.............is out! smackbottom
8 so cum... :roll: ...................on you newbies line up! :bounce:
Now dont all cum at once!. :roll: ................ooo go on then! :bounce:
we are waiting! :bounce:
he he.. .. go get inspected boys!!! lol
debbiewebs and miss... Be sure to give them all a good going over ladies. wink
Quote by Debbiewebs
Right!!!!!..............any newbie MEN!!!........... that want to get into the cafe...............have to be inpeacted by myself and MISSCHIEF .....OK!

1....... need your inside leg measurments rolleyes
2.......how big is it?? :bounce: :roll:
3......are you shaved? dunno
4......do like doing the can can? :bounce:
5......have you a sence of humor? hump
6.....do you like older women?
:smoke:
7......And any newbie that takes the piss out me spelling.............is out! smackbottom
8 so cum... :roll: ...................on you newbies line up! :bounce:
Now dont all cum at once!. :roll: ................ooo go on then! :bounce:
we are waiting! :bounce:

OK....
1. short
2. even shorter :cry:
3. far too lazy to shave... altho my member is usually in a tidier trimmed state than my face!!
4. can't say I do!
5. probably not....... lol
6. all my g/f's have been older than me, including current.... but only a couple of years!!
7. your spelling is..... impeccable...... worship bolt
8. :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :spit: :spit: :spit:
Ok as the SHUnion attendance officer I must complain on behalf of the many long standing posters... Why this unfair restriction to Newbe men, there are plenty of HARD posting SHUnion members out there who will not be done out of their inspection benefits...
Obviously we wish to avoid further industrial action on behalf of SH men and look forward to your embracing all the Men of SH for a proper inspection.
Should you feel willing to discuss this with the SHUnion rep I am sure a post of official inspector can be arranged, with appropriate salary and benefits package...
What's the definition of a newbie then Debs?
Quote by Jay_Derby
Right!!!!!..............any newbie MEN!!!........... that want to get into the cafe...............have to be inpeacted by myself and MISSCHIEF .....OK!

1....... need your inside leg measurments rolleyes
2.......how big is it?? :bounce: :roll:
3......are you shaved? dunno
4......do like doing the can can? :bounce:
5......have you a sence of humor? hump
6.....do you like older women?
:smoke:
7......And any newbie that takes the piss out me spelling.............is out! smackbottom
8 so cum... :roll: ...................on you newbies line up! :bounce:
Now dont all cum at once!. :roll: ................ooo go on then! :bounce:
we are waiting! :bounce:

OK....
1. short
2. even shorter :cry:
3. far too lazy to shave... altho my member is usually in a tidier trimmed state than my face!!
4. can't say I do!
5. probably not....... lol
6. all my g/f's have been older than me, including current.... but only a couple of years!!
7. your spelling is..... impeccable...... worship bolt
8. :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :spit: :spit: :spit:

NEXT!!!
:lol:
I must agree with my our SHUnion representative on this one. Why should just the newbies be singled out for this treatment ??? Surely if there is to be such a strict "entrance policy" then there should be some kind of ongoing and frequent inspection by Debbiewebs and Misschief, to ensure that us vets are maintaining ourselves to the standards expected ?
If this matter isn't addressed, then I will second tallnhairys motion for industrial action.
Quote by tallnhairy
Ok as the SHUnion attendance officer I must complain on behalf of the many long standing posters... Why this unfair restriction to Newbe men, there are plenty of HARD posting SHUnion members out there who will not be done out of their inspection benefits...
Obviously we wish to avoid further industrial action on behalf of SH men and look forward to your embracing all the Men of SH for a proper inspection.
Should you feel willing to discuss this with the SHUnion rep I am sure a post of official inspector can be arranged, with appropriate salary and benefits package...

SH union??!! :shock: .. I was unaware we had union reps!!.. This isnt going to end up like that old film F.I.S.T is it?.. (the one with sylvester stallone).
Anyway.. what other "SH union Benefits" are we entitled too then Tallnhairy?..
And is it only a mens union or womens too?..
Mind you.. in this pink and fluffy society we live in nowadays i dont suppose we'd get away with an all male union would we?. Mind you.. who would have thought that SH would survive the critics?
Quote by the_magik_s
SH union??!! :shock: .. I was unaware we had union reps!!.. This isnt going to end up like that old film F.I.S.T is it?.. (the one with sylvester stallone).
Anyway.. what other "SH union Benefits" are we entitled too then Tallnhairy?..
And is it only a mens union or womens too?..
Mind you.. in this pink and fluffy society we live in nowadays i dont suppose we'd get away with an all male union would we?. Mind you.. who would have thought that SH would survive the critics?

Well this was started by our official rep Vix, in the case of the inspection post I think the benefits are being in the inspection post :twisted: Also you get to have the union member 'Signature' and an opportunity to be officially misunderstood by society, rather than the more general ignorance we have had recently smile
oooooooooooooo shut up you tarts!..........you allready in!........what you moaning about! rotflmao :rotflmao:
Quote by Debbiewebs
oooooooooooooo shut up you tarts!..........you allready in!........what you moaning about! rotflmao :rotflmao:

Right lads, you heard her ;) we are now offically in a dispute situation... TOOLS DOWN !!
We is now out offically until Blue breaks our resolve with her avitar or we gets randy again... (so about 8 seconds, there that will show em)
Well I have only been here for a few weeks, so I reckon I qualify for an inspection.
1. Size 33"
2. Never had any complaints
3. Only from the neck up.
4. Yes
5. Yes
6. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm You bet! Oldest girlfriend was 11 years older than me.
7. I think your spelling is graet
8. Now there's an offer I can't refuse!
Quote by krakatoa
What's the definition of a newbie then Debs?


errrr the ones that havent posted yet.............so you out!................. how did you slip through the bloody net!..........shoot we missed you!
rotflmao
Quote by Debbiewebs
oooooooooooooo shut up you tarts!..........you allready in!........what you moaning about! rotflmao :rotflmao:

Hey Tallnhairy!... As a Union Rep yourself ..Can we be really be spoken to in this Manor?!!!!.... :shock:
INDUSTRIAL ACTION!!!!.. INDUSTRIAL ACTION. ....SH MEN UPRISING!!!! mad
Right!!!!!..............any newbie MEN!!!........... that want to get into the cafe...............have to be inpeacted by myself and MISSCHIEF .....OK!

1....... need your inside leg measurments rolleyes
33"
2.......how big is it?? :bounce: :roll:
big enough to make you moan to big to swallow
3......are you shaved? dunno
not shaved but waxed
4......do like doing the can can? :bounce:
prefere to lambada than can can
5......have you a sence of humor? hump
hope so
6.....do you like older women?
yes love em even more so with no theeth ref question 5
:smoke:
7......And any newbie that takes the piss out me spelling.............is out! smackbottom
8 so cum... :roll: ...................on you newbies line up! :bounce:
Now dont all cum at once!. :roll: ................ooo go on then! :bounce:
we are waiting! :bounce:
ok lads, I've pinched the sarge's intelligence unit (well, 70's well iffy caravan) and parked it right outside the entrance to SH Towers, and the obligatory fires have been lit. Who's going to knock up some plackards then ? We'll just see how they cope without us :twisted:
Quote by Drifter
Well I have only been here for a few weeks, so I reckon I qualify for an inspection.
1. Size 33
2. Never had any complaints
3. Only from the neck up.
4. Yes
5. Yes
6. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm You bet! Oldest girlfriend was 11 years older than me.
7. I think your spelling is graet
8. Now there's an offer I can't refuse!

smackbottom you are not new!.......you have posted before! :smackbottom: but tell me are you the ones that MISSCHIFF has been hiding behind my back!!! :twisted:
Quote by brumlad
ok lads, I've pinched the sarge's intelligence unit (well, 70's well iffy caravan) and parked it right outside the entrance to SH Towers, and the obligatory fires have been lit. Who's going to knock up some plackards then ? We'll just see how they cope without us :twisted:

CARS HONK AS SUPPORT!!...... BEEEEP BEEEP!! :thumbup:
hmm.. it feels so good being sooo bad wink

There that should do it... get the fire going someone, 50 gallons of luke warm tea on standby, and 150 chip butties...
Quote by the_magik_s
ok lads, I've pinched the sarge's intelligence unit (well, 70's well iffy caravan) and parked it right outside the entrance to SH Towers, and the obligatory fires have been lit. Who's going to knock up some plackards then ? We'll just see how they cope without us :twisted:

CARS HONK AS SUPPORT!!...... BEEEEP BEEEP!! :thumbup:
hmm.. it feels so good being sooo bad wink
dont no what your moaning about! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :wink:
Quote by Debbiewebs
Right!!!!!..............any newbie MEN!!!........... that want to get into the cafe...............have to be inpeacted by myself and MISSCHIEF .....OK!

1....... need your inside leg measurments rolleyes
2.......how big is it?? :bounce: :roll:
3......are you shaved? dunno
4......do like doing the can can? :bounce:
5......have you a sence of humor? hump
6.....do you like older women?
:smoke:
7......And any newbie that takes the piss out me spelling.............is out! smackbottom
8 so cum... :roll: ...................on you newbies line up! :bounce:
Now dont all cum at once!. :roll: ................ooo go on then! :bounce:
we are waiting! :bounce:

Debbie you started without me!!!!!!!!!!!
Woooooooooooohooooooooooooo what a team :twisted: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
We gotta get a name Debs - Something posh and classy I reckon :happy: ............
Nope can't think of anything :undecided: So will just have to be the Swinging Heaven Official Welcomers or ..........
SHOW Girls for short
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by tallnhairy

There that should do it... get the fire going someone, 50 gallons of luke warm tea on standby, and 150 chip butties...

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Debbiewebs
ok lads, I've pinched the sarge's intelligence unit (well, 70's well iffy caravan) and parked it right outside the entrance to SH Towers, and the obligatory fires have been lit. Who's going to knock up some plackards then ? We'll just see how they cope without us :twisted:

CARS HONK AS SUPPORT!!...... BEEEEP BEEEP!! :thumbup:
hmm.. it feels so good being sooo bad wink
dont no what your moaning about! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :wink:
Dont know what we are moaning about?...
this is exactly what we are talking about hey guys!...
light them fires boys , its going to be a long cold night!....ill get in the coffee's.
I dont know.. we just arent appreciated are we?
Quote by Debbiewebs
Well I have only been here for a few weeks, so I reckon I qualify for an inspection.
1. Size 33
2. Never had any complaints
3. Only from the neck up.
4. Yes
5. Yes
6. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm You bet! Oldest girlfriend was 11 years older than me.
7. I think your spelling is graet
8. Now there's an offer I can't refuse!

smackbottom you are not new!.......you have posted before! :smackbottom: but tell me are you the ones that MISSCHIFF has been hiding behind my back!!! :twisted:
Debs,
You can't blame me for trying, can you? lol. Anyway, I am new compared to most of the people here.
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Right!!!!!..............any newbie MEN!!!........... that want to get into the cafe...............have to be inpeacted by myself and MISSCHIEF .....OK!

1....... need your inside leg measurments rolleyes
2.......how big is it?? :bounce: :roll:
3......are you shaved? dunno
4......do like doing the can can? :bounce:
5......have you a sence of humor? hump
6.....do you like older women?
:smoke:
7......And any newbie that takes the piss out me spelling.............is out! smackbottom
8 so cum... :roll: ...................on you newbies line up! :bounce:
Now dont all cum at once!. :roll: ................ooo go on then! :bounce:
we are waiting! :bounce:

Debbie you started without me!!!!!!!!!!!
Woooooooooooohooooooooooooo what a team :twisted: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
We gotta get a name Debs - Something posh and classy I reckon :happy: ............
Nope can't think of anything :undecided: So will just have to be the Swinging Heaven Official Welcomers or ..........
SHOW Girls for short
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
errrr how about posh and spice! :bounce:
Quote by Debbiewebs
errrr how about posh and spice! :bounce:

The Swinging Heaven Welcomers are Posh n Spice??
SHWAPS????????? :undecided: :undecided: confused
Right, I'm breaking the picket - cant be doing all this standing out in the cold!
1> 32"
2> 6.5" on a good day
3> shaved head, shaved face, and of course shaved bits
4> can can what?
5> sick & twisted sense of humour (think League of Gentlemen meets Evil Dead)
6> older? yea, sure, but everyones different so im sure there are some i like more then others
7> whats wrong with your spelling?
8> :wanker:
anything else i have to do for initiation?
biggrin
Quote by MISSCHIEF
errrr how about posh and spice! :bounce:

The Swinging Heaven Welcomers are Posh n Spice??
SHWAPS????????? :undecided: :undecided: confused
well its the best i can cum. rolleyes ...up with at this time
Quote by Drifter
You can't blame me for trying, can you? lol. Anyway, I am new compared to most of the people here.

Drifter you cant let them get to you brother... Come join us for a chip butty on the official picket lines...
Magic more signs are ready, anyone got an idea for the chant?

Whose got the matches for the fire...
Quote by tallnhairy
Whose got the matches for the fire...

who needs matches when we've got the hot air coming out of debbiewebs and misschief
:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: