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Quote by Jags
The ones saying a) I love you, b) fancy a drink next week or c) fancy a drink and then a shag are generally responsed with a sense of urgency/desire.

You have a PM! :giggle:
I DID get one but not from you!! Mind you, the words were exactly the same so I think it was a wink - bum!!
lol
:bounce: smackbottom
OK - TWO PMs so far, each with exactly the same wording. If you blokes can't be, at the very least original then it's not worth the effort!
:happy: :happy: :happy:
Diary's getting full.... wink
just following instructions mistress worship
besides, you're supposed to read between the lines rolleyes
:giggle:
Quote by Mr-Powers
I seem to remember reading a post on here some time ago which was something on the lines of "why don't new people post in the Forum anymore".
I think I have the answer.
Pray tell Mr-Powers, with all your experience on this Forum, which emoticon is correct to use with this post if I wish to add a bit of humour?

lol .....this one usually helps without any misunderstanding.
Thank you
Quote by Kiss
The ones saying a) I love you, b) fancy a drink next week or c) fancy a drink and then a shag are generally responsed with a sense of urgency/desire.

You have a PM! :giggle:
I DID get one but not from you!! Mind you, the words were exactly the same so I think it was a wink - bum!!
lol
:bounce:
No it was from me... redface
I'm so dumb I cut and paste the wink text and send it as messages. :doh:
Is that why I never get a reply? :lol:
Now that's the second thing to make me laugh in the last 5 minutes...
:happy: :happy: :happy:
Quote by Pete_sw
The ones saying a) I love you, b) fancy a drink next week or c) fancy a drink and then a shag are generally responsed with a sense of urgency/desire.

You have a PM! :giggle:
I DID get one but not from you!! Mind you, the words were exactly the same so I think it was a wink - bum!!
lol
:bounce: smackbottom
OK - TWO PMs so far, each with exactly the same wording. If you blokes can't be, at the very least original then it's not worth the effort!
:happy: :happy: :happy:
Diary's getting full.... wink
just following instructions mistress worship
besides, you're supposed to read between the lines rolleyes
:giggle:
READ BETWEEN THE LINES FFS.. my contact lenses have steamed up and my specs are in the car out of reach, I can barely read the lines never mind between them!! Just be clear and uncompromising!!
:inlove: :bounce:
Quote by Jags
The ones saying a) I love you, b) fancy a drink next week or c) fancy a drink and then a shag are generally responsed with a sense of urgency/desire.

You have a PM! :giggle:
I DID get one but not from you!! Mind you, the words were exactly the same so I think it was a wink - bum!!
lol
:bounce: smackbottom
OK - TWO PMs so far, each with exactly the same wording. If you blokes can't be, at the very least original then it's not worth the effort!
:happy: :happy: :happy:
Diary's getting full.... wink
just following instructions mistress worship
besides, you're supposed to read between the lines rolleyes
:giggle:
READ BETWEEN THE LINES FFS.. my contact lenses have steamed up and my specs are in the car out of reach, I can barely read the lines never mind between them!! Just be clear and uncompromising!!
:inlove: :bounce:
ok if you insist dunno i thought women liked mysterey and intregue.
<deep breath> .................. ow abaht it then dahlin, fancy a shag ?
:shock: :eeek: someone pinch me
:bounce: :inlove: :rose: hump :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: drinkies
Quote by Pete_sw
The ones saying a) I love you, b) fancy a drink next week or c) fancy a drink and then a shag are generally responsed with a sense of urgency/desire.

You have a PM! :giggle:
I DID get one but not from you!! Mind you, the words were exactly the same so I think it was a wink - bum!!
lol
:bounce: smackbottom
OK - TWO PMs so far, each with exactly the same wording. If you blokes can't be, at the very least original then it's not worth the effort!
:happy: :happy: :happy:
Diary's getting full.... wink
just following instructions mistress worship
besides, you're supposed to read between the lines rolleyes
:giggle:
READ BETWEEN THE LINES FFS.. my contact lenses have steamed up and my specs are in the car out of reach, I can barely read the lines never mind between them!! Just be clear and uncompromising!!
:inlove: :bounce:
ok if you insist dunno i thought women liked mysterey and intregue.
<deep breath> .................. ow abaht it then dahlin, fancy a shag ?
:shock: :eeek: someone pinch me
:bounce: :inlove: :rose: hump :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: drinkies
Oi mine wasn't i but some effort in to mine i put some of those yellow round things in as well :dry:
Quote by Pete_sw
ok if you insist dunno i thought women liked mysterey and intregue.
<deep breath> .................. ow abaht it then dahlin, fancy a shag ?
:shock: :eeek: someone pinch me
:bounce: :inlove: :rose: hump :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: drinkies

Yep - my place? One hour??
B.U.R.M.A.
:bounce:
Quote by Jags

ok if you insist dunno i thought women liked mysterey and intregue.
<deep breath> .................. ow abaht it then dahlin, fancy a shag ?
:shock: :eeek: someone pinch me
:bounce: :inlove: :rose: hump :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: drinkies

Yep - my place? One hour??
B.U.R.M.A.
:bounce:
shame domestic flights are cancelled! lol
Quote by Mr-Powers

ok if you insist dunno i thought women liked mysterey and intregue.
<deep breath> .................. ow abaht it then dahlin, fancy a shag ?
:shock: :eeek: someone pinch me
:bounce: :inlove: :rose: hump :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: drinkies

Yep - my place? One hour??
B.U.R.M.A.
:bounce:
shame domestic flights are cancelled! lol
I know! :cry: :cry: :cry:
S.W.A.L.K.
Quote by Jags

ok if you insist dunno i thought women liked mysterey and intregue.
<deep breath> .................. ow abaht it then dahlin, fancy a shag ?
:shock: :eeek: someone pinch me
:bounce: :inlove: :rose: hump :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: drinkies

Yep - my place? One hour??
B.U.R.M.A.
:bounce:
hmmmm 610 miles : 1 hour, hmmmmm
:shock: confused :!: :?: :!: ................... :idea:
neutral blink :doh: :dry: :dunno: .......... :idea:
:small-print: :lickface: :confused: :taz: ................... :idea:
:shock: :jagsatwork: :scared: .............. :idea: :idea: Caruthers, warm up the petemobile
dana dana dana dana... petemaaaan.
now wheres me mask n cape ffs
:giggle: