my options are
1 sit at home on my own like the sad git I am
2 go down the pub with me mates get wasted and feel shit all day tuesday
3think of something interesting to do
any suggestions good people
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4. post in lets meet up for a few lady-pole dancers to come round and keep you entertained for a few hours. (although I suspect this will lead to the drawback mentioned in 2 
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Trouble with Mondays is there is never much going on. If ya go to the pub, will anyone else be there?
Mind you, just coz I live in a village with about 5 people in (and 4 of us are in this house) does not mean that you do! Are there any clubs near you? You know... clubs? Are they open on a Monday night?
Mind you, just coz I live in a village with about 5 people in (and 4 of us are in this house) does not mean that you do! Are there any clubs near you? You know... clubs? Are they open on a Monday night?
Sex God
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feel shit all day tuesday
That sounds disgusting! ! YUK! !
Hey if that's what he chooses to do in his spare time, who are we to judge?
Quote by warwick
Right Easy cracking idea Ive put the advert in
Now all I have to do is sit here and be crushed under the overwhelming response
I honestly don't know what to say to that. :shock: Quote by warwick
My kids are going to a friends house Monday so I have a night off
my options are
1 sit at home on my own like the sad git I am
2 go down the pub with me mates get wasted and feel shit all day tuesday
3think of something interesting to do
any suggestions good people
1 go down the pub with me mates get wasted and feel shit all day tuesday
2 think of something interesting to do while at the pub
3 Then sit at home on my own like the sad git I am after the pubs close
Sorted
Sex God
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Quote by warwick
If the pole dancing idea falls down .............
Again with the doub. Look the threads been up 5 mins and you've already had a couple of lovely women offer to dance round your vacuum cleaner for you and one's even offered to polish the floor with her bum. What more could you want FFS.
<<TUTTS>> no pleasing some folk.
*storms off to "Flouncing off" thread*
Sex God
See the offers are coming in thick and fast now the words getting about.
*goes off to buy 4 tins of Breakers for Warwicks party*
*goes off to buy 4 tins of Breakers for Warwicks party*
Sex God
Quote by warwick
4 Tins :cry:
Easy you tight git
OI!
At least they've got english writting on them and they're not that cheap, foreign stuff you get from Aldi or Netto.
I am confused (as usual) as to which Monday this spectacular event is scheduled to take place.
Does Monday next mean the next available Monday, the next Monday to appear after today. Or does it mean the next Monday after this Monday. Its sounds like fun and I've already got my Lidl's own brand coffee/whisky cream liqueur ready to go - so I'd hate to miss it.
CQ
Does Monday next mean the next available Monday, the next Monday to appear after today. Or does it mean the next Monday after this Monday. Its sounds like fun and I've already got my Lidl's own brand coffee/whisky cream liqueur ready to go - so I'd hate to miss it.
CQ
So is Warwick organising a SH trip to Lidls on his night off :shock: :shock:
Warwick there is soo much to do where you live my man . If you look in the local Observer on a Monday night there will be prayer meetings, women institute meetings, origami making classes, loose weight classes, oh the list goes on.............................. how can you not consider doing something for your local community on your precious night off
Warwick there is soo much to do where you live my man
. If you look in the local Observer on a Monday night there will be prayer meetings, women institute meetings, origami making classes, loose weight classes, oh the list goes on.............................. how can you not consider doing something for your local community on your precious night off 