I really feel for you guys - I stopped over at Leigh Delamere last night and couldn't even get a friggin dinner - let alone anything else.
Whatever your preferences - I'm happy to scrub backs, provide shower, beer, DVD's... sorry, I must behave... if you're ever down this way.
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Motorway Service Areas. A rant.
Quote by blondeslave
I spend half my life on the M1.... travelling between Thirsk and Dunstable to see Wishmaster.......
Service Stations are crap but a necessary evil...........lol
Why do u want to shave in one???
If u r a driver surely u r given an overnight allowance..................so don't be so tight.............stay in a Hotel and have a proper shave.......or grow a beard when u r working...........us girlies like the rough look..............lol lol lol
hugs and cuddles
Blondeslave
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Sex God
Quote by dambuster
Well I did offer my bath or shower.......................
You did.
And I should have taken you
up on the offer. :twisted:
You can take me anythime you want :twisted: :twisted: and I'll even let you use the both or shower as well
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
My facilities are always open for any of you should you be near but if you have a hairy back dont expect a back rub. I have a phobia of hairy backs.
No hairy back here.
But I don't get up Scotch any more since changing contracts last August.
*db rings traffic office to ask for more jobs aroung Warrington and begs for a Scotch run.
Sex God
See the female population is coming forward with offers of baths / showers/ bacon butties/ back scrubs etc.
We will soon have the SH map of private truck stops
that are open 24 hours, and no jobs worth on the door, just woman want to help you 
We will soon have the SH map of private truck stops
that are open 24 hours, and no jobs worth on the door, just woman want to help you Quote by Sexysteph
Awwwwwwwwwwww you poor Babes
Dammy you know where I am hun if you need a shower sweetheart or even a massage
That's very kind of you Steph. I had enough trouble parking my car. Can you imagine the look on your neighbour's faces if I brought this down your street? I don't think I'd ever get off the street, it's a little tight at the bottom (oooo'er missus) Mind you, it's true that I can't park a car to save my life. This is much easier - it bends. But i think it'd be better to nick 3 or 4 bays outside the shops on the main road :wink:
A very nice lady just suggested on the phone that I'll have to be making a map of "shower stops"
Any more for any more???
I promise I won't leave stubble in your sink.
Quote by Bloke2005
I really feel for you guys - I stopped over at Leigh Delamere last night and couldn't even get a friggin dinner - let alone anything else.
Whatever your preferences - I'm happy to scrub backs, provide shower, beer, DVD's... sorry, I must behave... if you're ever down this way.
Not just the girlies, Sarah.
Bucks is sorted Bloke2005, (although - I supppose there's always room for more) and I don't drink midweek.(Unless I get really pissed off and go see the dancing girls at a truckstop)
Quote by dambuster
I really feel for you guys - I stopped over at Leigh Delamere last night and couldn't even get a friggin dinner - let alone anything else.
Whatever your preferences - I'm happy to scrub backs, provide shower, beer, DVD's... sorry, I must behave... if you're ever down this way.
Not just the girlies, Sarah.
Bucks is sorted Bloke2005, (although - I supppose there's always room for more) and I don't drink midweek.(Unless I get really pissed off and go see the dancing girls at a truckstop)
Actually - Sarah is close to me so we could join forces on this one mate - she could serve said beer in suitable outfit and will therefore cut out the need for dancing girls .. joking Sarah
