Munches are not enough...

7 Oct 2004

Ok...
After contemplating Redbird's thread Why, Why, Why??? regarding the difficulty of couples meeting other couples, I believe I have arrived at an optimal solution to the problem: Let's start a commune!!!
Firstly, it would ensure that we would all be in close, accessible proximity to each other - giving us the opportunity to get to know everyone of a face-to-face social basis before engaging in the requisite carnal pleasures.
Second, it would give those of us who have sprogs at home, like Vix & myself, the opportunity to play during the week by trading sitting duties with other couples during our designated "off" nights!
Third... Oh, bugger the third, #2 is enough to convince me! biggrin

Right, then. Now, we just need to decide on location. I propose Glastonbury, being home of the infamous Festival and quite the conducive environment to the communal lifestyle. Anyone second this?!
~Reese! surprised

P.S. Can anyone else tell that I'm totally wired and unable to get to sleep tonight?! :P

7 Oct 2004

It's a radical approach to solving your babysitting problems, I'll give you that ;)
But if all the couples shack up in Avalon, for the purposes of uninterupted carnal bliss, us single males really with have something to be pathetic and moany about :cry:
(Not really doing the sleep thing at the moment either sad

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7 Oct 2004

Ok, ok - point well taken - single males & females invited too...provided you're bi! wink

~Reese!

7 Oct 2004

I think its a perfect idea,i'm gonna get us all packed and get hitching a ride to Glastonbury now

7 Oct 2004

Quote by Reese
Ok, ok - point well taken - single males & females invited too...provided you're bi!
~Reese!

I have enough trouble getting to work on time as it is dunno

.... and i only live 8 miles away ,,,,,, I'd never make it to work on time from Glastonbury confused

so unless you move it further north I'll have to stay put !
Lucy

7 Oct 2004

No, no.. I believe we would all give up our day jobs.. live off the land and spend our time shagging. So you wouldn't have to go to work.

7 Oct 2004

Can't you fetch it up a bit to the midlands and make it inside. I love camping for me holidays but not all the time. How about indoor camping at the NEC?
Dawn :silly:

7 Oct 2004

Timmy was planning a commune at the weekend - ok he'd had a few beers - but I think I'm more likely to survive on yours Reese biggrin

We were going to be self sufficient with a chicken, a duck and a goat :D He's a very strange man on occasion.
Jas
XXX

7 Oct 2004

Quote by Jas-Tim
We were going to be self sufficient with a chicken, a duck and a goat

That's the sex taken care of then, but what were you going to eat ??? :silly:

7 Oct 2004

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
In theory, this sounds like a great idea Reese.
Gill x

7 Oct 2004

Quote by Reese
Ok, ok - point well taken - single males & females invited too...provided you're bi!
~Reese!

Good point. A bi single is like a couple all rolled into one - a sort of limited edition eh?

7 Oct 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I love camping for me holidays but not all the time. How about indoor camping at the NEC?

Ewwww... camping? Who said owt about that?

Quote by Jas-Tim
We were going to be self sufficient with a chicken, a duck and a goat

I got a couple of chickens arriving any day soon. Figured they'd keep the lawn down, and provide us with eggs. They're ex battery hens. sad

7 Oct 2004

i am sold on the idea.. in theory.. as long as we dont have to do all the "back to nature" stuff!!!
will need round the clock electricity, hot water and newsagents (for the choc),
also, i cant live without all my "stuff" (i have to take a massive suitcase just for a night away) so will be needing about 200 square foot of space to store just my belongings lol

7 Oct 2004

Absolutely agree with WBB and with damn good reason based on experience
having been a 60's hippy and lived on a for-real commune then, I recall the jollity of it all for a while - BUT the real world impinges -us all - and the relentlessness of the relative squalor and having to put up with everyone else's agenda is just too much to cope with on a diet of lentils and in the kind of atmosphere where the rule is that everyoneone is due the same praise no matter how inept they are ..
oh and by the way - the sex was pretty good too but i've been enjoying my fifties much more than my teens and twenties
been there
done that
got the kaftan (still fits)
forget the sandals - no-one wore em , wellies working better
load of hooey
Three point five cheers for Busty, loos that work, electricity when you want i, and chocolate from Belgium
TKH

7 Oct 2004

For the problem of what to eat.. er.. we could eat the children!! I know mines got plenty of meat on her, and it will solve the hunger and the babysitting problems all in one!! lol

7 Oct 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
For the problem of what to eat.. er.. we could eat the children!! I know mines got plenty of meat on her, and it will solve the hunger and the babysitting problems all in one!!

Superb plan!
As this is a virtual commune, I see no reason why we cannot have luxury apartments with all mod cons. (Or rocker cons, for those of the same persuasion as me)

7 Oct 2004

Reese wrote:

Let's start a commune!!!

That is so eighties, or maybe even seventies!
Mike.

7 Oct 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Can't you fetch it up a bit to the midlands and make it inside. I love camping for me holidays but not all the time. How about indoor camping at the NEC?
Dawn :silly:

Dawn where is your sense of adventure!!!!!!.....there is nothing like the great outdoors wink

You will have to come camping with us some time!!!!!!
H & T
xxx

7 Oct 2004

However much the thought of a commune makes me squeal with delight ... I have to admit that I fear once you've met my children you'll disown us redface

7 Oct 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
For the problem of what to eat.. er.. we could eat the children!! I know mines got plenty of meat on her, and it will solve the hunger and the babysitting problems all in one!!

Quote by Calista
However much the thought of a commune makes me squeal with delight ... I have to admit that I fear once you've met my children you'll disown us

Why Calista? Is there not much meat on them? wink

7 Oct 2004

Quote by northwest-cpl
For the problem of what to eat.. er.. we could eat the children!! I know mines got plenty of meat on her, and it will solve the hunger and the babysitting problems all in one!!

Quote by Calista
However much the thought of a commune makes me squeal with delight ... I have to admit that I fear once you've met my children you'll disown us

Why Calista? Is there not much meat on them? wink

ROFL... not on the oldest .. the youngest is a bit better .....
They have more energy than Powergen could harness in a year rolleyes

7 Oct 2004

Quote by Vix
No, no.. I believe we would all give up our day jobs.. live off the land and spend our time shagging. So you wouldn't have to go to work.

Well sounds good to me. Mind I can't stand wearing my hair long, & I've never bothered smoking dope, & therefore would have made a crap hippy (although love the music), so hoping that the above won't bar me.... I'm looking up the bus times now............... bolt

By the way, think you & reece come over very well in your newly worded advert. lol

7 Oct 2004

Quote by Calista
For the problem of what to eat.. er.. we could eat the children!! I know mines got plenty of meat on her, and it will solve the hunger and the babysitting problems all in one!!

Quote by Calista
However much the thought of a commune makes me squeal with delight ... I have to admit that I fear once you've met my children you'll disown us

Why Calista? Is there not much meat on them? wink

ROFL... not on the oldest .. the youngest is a bit better .....
They have more energy than Powergen could harness in a year rolleyes

Problem solved then. A large hamster wheel linked to a generator, Calista's children running after a carrot inside and there is all the "round the clock electricity" that well_busty_babe needs to keep happy. I think this may work!!!!

7 Oct 2004

I have a fundamental problem with communes.....I leave the loo seat up after I pee :shock:

7 Oct 2004

lol a loo seat.. on a hole in the ground? lol

7 Oct 2004

WBB I thought we were dragging the commune idea into the 21st Century....being a market leader so to speak..
Swinging Heaven The ideal site..... complete with all Mod Coms biggrin

7 Oct 2004

Quote by niceguysdoexist
WBB I thought we were dragging the commune idea into the 21st Century....being a market leader so to speak..
Swinging Heaven The ideal site..... complete with all Mod Coms

Isaid that already...

Quote by Vix
As this is a virtual commune, I see no reason why we cannot have luxury apartments with all mod cons. (Or rocker cons, for those of the same persuasion as me)

Pay attention! rolleyes

7 Oct 2004

Sorry Vix I missed that one ...we all make mistakes . redface

even if I did spell mine with an M not an N wink

I did think I was being rather clever for me... :doh:
I am a little concerned that this means you must be having a greater effect on me than I realised :shock: lol

7 Oct 2004

As long as all the creature comforts are included, count me in!!

7 Oct 2004

are we going to have one of those converted busses.. with flowers painted on the outside??????
i will call cliff richard to ask him if he can record a song for us to play over the pa system in it!