Mystic Smeg

4 Jan 2005

NOt quite putting my toe though my tights, but I did ladder my stockings in the heel the other night! lol

Thanks Polo Lady, I shall bear in mind that I will put my toe though yet another pair of tights, make sure my tootsies are all pretty and nails are varnished a nice shade of pink.
biggrin

4 Jan 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Oooh PoloLady what can you see for me? I have a tin full of shiny wrappers from Christmas

OK
oowwww, hmmmm, aahhhhh, ooowwww.
I see you laying on a bed, legs sightly open. You have no knickers on! Your fingers rubbing around. Oh there is someone infront of you on the bed. He is on his knees, looking, watching. There is something in his hand, he is gripping it tightly. It's long and ... is that... can I see... yes, thick creamy white coming out of the end as he grips. He smears his fingers over the end and is now rubbing the excretion between your legs...
Yep! Thrush! Don't know the bloke putting your Canesten on for you though?

5 Jan 2005

I fear unemployment may be looming in my career of fortune telling. Mine you the pay has been crap so far!

5 Jan 2005

Fair enough, you want some more work, have a tin of swarfega and some morning dew cobwebs and give me a reading madam mystic..... I would give you some more information on myself, but unfortunately I do not have your skills and cannot therefore see if, or what, you would need.............

5 Jan 2005

Quote by davej
Fair enough, you want some more work, have a tin of swarfega and some morning dew cobwebs and give me a reading madam mystic..... I would give you some more information on myself, but unfortunately I do not have your skills and cannot therefore see if, or what, you would need.............

OK here we go...
ooowww, aahhhhhh, mmmmmmm
I see you sweating. Breathing heavy. Really pushing hard, so hard you are gritting your teeth. I hear a woman's voice shouting "faster faster" You say "are you ready for it..... now" She says "nooooo, faster, faster" You are really sweating and breathing so so heavy.
Don't leave the lights on next time and tell her to take the handbrake off, it will go fast enough to bump-start then!

5 Jan 2005

Mystic Smeg, may I be so bold
to ask you in the future
just what I might hold.................................. smile

5 Jan 2005

Quote by little gem

Wow....a great penis :shock: :twisted:
I bought one too. A strap-on actually.
But it's pink, not blue :P

Both my strap ons are pink, just bought a new one last week, very pretty it is too.
Ok, can you read mine to please? I pledge an old sweet wrapper and a pic of a politician biggrin

That should cover shiney and slimey......
Ooooo, i'm kinda looking forward to this! :D
you have two strapons? :shock: how you doooinnnn' wink

:wink:

5 Jan 2005

Hi PoloLady, please can you tell me my future please. I am full of a cold at the moment so I sent you a picture of my nose as it is slimey :shock: and shiney lol

Thank you
xxx

5 Jan 2005

Quote by cummon
Mystic Smeg, may I be so bold
to ask you in the future
just what I might hold..................................

No such thing as a free lunch mate - what you got to pay with?

5 Jan 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Hi PoloLady, please can you tell me my future please. I am full of a cold at the moment so I sent you a picture of my nose as it is slimey :shock: and shiney
Thank you
xxx

Ok....
mmmm, owwww, ahhhhh.
I see.............. I see....................... I see.............................. I see.....................
OH MY F*CKING JESUS CHRI...... :shock:
Can I be at your house on the 14th May at and what that f*cker again?

5 Jan 2005

Quote by PoloLady
Hi PoloLady, please can you tell me my future please. I am full of a cold at the moment so I sent you a picture of my nose as it is slimey :shock: and shiney
Thank you
xxx

Ok....
mmmm, owwww, ahhhhh.
I see.............. I see....................... I see.............................. I see.....................
OH MY F*CKING JESUS CHRI...... :shock:
Can I be at your house on the 14th May at and what that f*cker again?
Erm, see you on the 14th May, I think :shock: